Bear on Patrol

Bear on Patrol was a recurring sketch on The Muppet Show featuring Fozzie as Patrol Bear and Link as his Police Chief. These sketches ran from 1978-1981.

Individual Sketches

Patrol bear has arrested a guy who does impressions of police officers. Patrol Chief is too busy typing a report to see that Patrol Bear accidentally locked himself in the cell instead of the criminal. And when Patrol Bear tells the chief that he was locked in, the chief thinks that the criminal is just doing an impression of Patrol Bear. (seen in Episode 318: Leslie Uggams)
 * Impersonating An Officer

Patrol bear arrests someone who assaulted him, and the assailant gives the chief visual details of the assault. (seen in Episode 321: Roger Miller)
 * Assaulting An Officer

Patrol Bear is a deputy, and the chief is a sheriff. Bullet Barker is after the sheriff. (seen in Episode 322: Roy Rogers & Dale Evans).
 * Bullet Barker

Patrol Bear is being attacked by an octopus he arrested for pick pocketing. (seen in the Jonathan Winters episode)
 * Octopus

A man with a banana for a nose is arrested. (seen in Episode 505: James Coburn)
 * Banana Nose Moldenado

Patrol Bear arrests a car for double parking. (Seen in Episode 510: Jean-Pierre Rampal)
 * Car Prisioner

Fozzie arrests Beaker, who has been making funny noises in public. A Beaker clone appears as his attorney. (seen Episode 514: Mac Davis)
 * Outnumbered

Link is expecting a toupee, which Fozzie mistakes for a Frisbee. A handcuff salesman comes in to sell them some handcuffs. Fozzie and Link get handcuffed together and then robbed. (seen in Episode 524: Roger Moore).
 * Handcuff Salesman