Episode 3242


 * Gordon and Susan are in a hurry to catch the train. Gordon stops at the newsstand to pick up a newspaper, only to find that all the newspapers have smelly fish in them.  Oscar reveals that he bought the newsstand so he can yell at subway riders and make them late for their trains.  He points Gordon to the newspapers that don't have fish ... but mud.
 * I'm Pretty re-filmed
 * Arnold imagines
 * I Don't Want to Live on the Moon with Aaron Neville
 * W - water, wind, wave
 * Floating kids W
 * Mo Willems W salesman
 * We're five and we like to feed the ducks
 * Ruthie witnesses Oscar yelling at a customer (Jon Stone), then shows him how to treat customers properly. Oscar doesn't care for manners -- or money -- he's in it for the fish and the grouchy clientele.
 * Magic pig calypso
 * Congo games 2687
 * Draw a circle around the bus
 * Squirrelles Cracking Nuts
 * You can find the opposite
 * Gardener - peacock
 * Sick man poem 1845
 * Telly and John Goodman love triangles
 * Edgar Turtle round
 * Count's Storybook Theater - Snoring Beauty
 * Number creatures 19
 * Growing numbers 19
 * Rap 19
 * How paper is recycled 2627
 * Maria stops by the newsstand and asks for a copy of The Fix-it Woman's Gazette. He gives Maria the special treatment by having his goat chew the magazine, and his pig roll in it.  She says she wants a clean magazine, so he has Fluffy spray it with water, getting Maria wet as well.
 * Mad Goat Song
 * Grover demonstrates up and down with curtain
 * Kids in the snow 3084
 * J train
 * J Friends
 * J Jamboree 1839
 * Oscar announces that there's no service on the A, B, C, D, E or F trains. Just then his mom comes flying out of the subway ("Now that's what I call an express!").  He shows her the "closed" sign he made, which he uses to fool a customer (Fran Brill) -- but his scheme backfires.  He feel like a failure, but his mom cheers him up.
 * CLOSED sign spins
 * Ants march to bakery - CLOSED
 * They Can't Take That Away from Me (Sesame Street)
 * Farmer Fay - apple subtraction
 * Dogs at bus stop: long and short 3783
 * Picture of my friend Katie 2760
 * Maria warns Luis against shopping at Oscar's newsstand. Luis is surprised to pick up a clean newspaper, but annoyed when he sees it's from yesterday.  He then remembers that he didn't read the paper yesterday, and thanks Oscar.  Gordon announces the sponsors.