Episode 0095


 * Ernie and Bert: Bert wants to know why there is a cookie lying on the table. Ernie explains that he put it there to remind himself.
 * Burt Lancaster says the alphabet.
 * Bob and the Anything Muppets sing "The People in Your Neighborhood": Garbageman and barber.
 * Kermit's Lectures: Kermit and Cookie Monster demonstrate what it is to be happy, angry and sad. Kermit gets angry when Cookie Monster eats the happy face that Kermit provided, Cookie Monster feels sad when Kermit threatens to tell Cookie's mommy what he did, and that makes Kermit happy because he was able to do his demonstration without the tasty styrofoam faces.
 * The Anything Muppets cheer about the letter F.
 * Burt Lancaster says the alphabet.
 * Kermit's Lectures: Two Snerfs help Kermit teach the difference between tall and short, until they keep changing sizes.Kermit then changes the lecture about little and big with different-sized monsters: Frank and Harold... but he also meets Splurge.
 * Buddy and Jim struggle with a window frame.
 * "Two Song (Song of Two)"
 * "Three Song (Song of Three)"
 * "Jazz #2"
 * "Jazz #3"