Episode 0844


 * Big Bird, Susan, Gordon and Buffy compare the size of their sandwiches during lunch.


 * Ernie and Bert: Bert has a present for his Aunt Matilda -- but Ernie thinks that the present is for him, so he unwraps it.


 * A pig sings, "I Love Being a Pig".


 * Waiter Grover: Mr. Johnson wants a hamburger. The restaurant offers two sizes: the big hamburgers and the small hamburgers. When the small hamburgers are too small, he orders a big one, but because there have been some problems with the big hamburger, Grover tries to convince him to order several small ones. Mr. Johnson finally loses his patience and demands his large hamburger. Grover winds up delivering a colossal-sized hamburger that he is barely able to carry; the burger is so huge that he crashes through the doors and adjacent walls, causing damage.


 * Luis brings a cassette tape recorder to show Oscar that he could hear sounds without seeing what makes them.


 * Christopher Clumsy and a bird make shapes with a stick.


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie has six jellybeans, and Bert has seven. Bert thanks Ernie for giving him the extra jellybean. Ernie says that isn't fair -- they shouuld have an equal amount. To make it even, Ernie eats the extra jellybean. That's fair, isn't it?


 * Kermit's Lectures: Kermit talks about rectangles. Cookie Monster destroys Kermit's rectangle and says that "It's a wreck and it's a tangle."