Episode 0681


 * The Count helps Luis by putting away nails and screws while Luis takes a radio he has repaired for Bert.


 * Simon Soundman buys a trumpet.


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie asks Bert to keep an eye on his pyramid of blocks. The Count walks by, and counts the blocks, moving them out of the pyramid shape. Then he counts them again, putting them back into the pyramid. Bert yells at the Count for moving Ernie's blocks, so the Count counts the blocks again, taking the pyramid apart.
 * A Muppet farm girl and city boy sing about the city and the country.


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie and Bert have pizza and grape juice. Bert complains that Ernie has more of each, so Ernie tries to make it even by eating some of his pizza and drinking some of his grape juice, but then Bert has more. And so on.


 * Song: "How Do You Get from Here to There?"


 * Sam the Machine teaches about body parts.


 * Old West: Five good men are needed to form a posse and catch the meanest man in the west. There are only four good men, because the fifth happens to be the meanest man in the west.


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie tells Bert to stand still in front of the camera so that he can "trace" Bert's face on the screen.