Episode 0698


 * Sesame Street News Flash: Don Music tries to write "Mary Had a Little Lamb", but he can't come up with a word that rhymes with "snow". Kermit suggests that Don try another angle, which leads to Don writing the hit song "Mary Had a Bicycle". Don sings the song, with back-up vocals from the Monotones.


 * Big Bird counts the boxes he needs to put things away.


 * An Anything Muppet counts in Spanish, but he quits when his echo answers the wrong word.


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie answers the telephone. Bert overhears the conversation, which involves a baseball game, a rainy day, and a gorilla stealing a baloney sandwich. When Bert asks who just called, Ernie says it was a wrong number.


 * Oscar becomes a doctor and tells Luis, David, Bob and Susan that their diseases can only be cured by going home and keeping quiet.


 * Oscar becomes a conductor by the name of the Great Grouchanini.


 * In trying to get people to be quiet, Oscar opens a library, but he closes it down when he can't stand people whispering.