Episode 320: Sylvester Stallone

The backstage is invaded by Sylvester Stallone's groupies, who have paid Scooter for backstage passes. To calm a furious Kermit, Scooter pretends the girls are all there to see him, then hustles them up to Sylvester's dressing room.

Songs/Sketches

 * "Hawaiian War Chant"
 * "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off"
 * Punching Bag
 * Professor Albert Flan and Otto the Automatic Entertainer
 * "Lady Be Good"
 * Link Hogthrob and Sylvester chat.
 * William Tell Overture
 * Veterinarian's Hospital
 * Fozzie's Comedy Acts
 * "A Bird in a Gilded Cage"

Cast
Muppets:
 * Kermit, Scooter, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Rowlf, Statler and Waldorf, Dr. Teeth, Link Hogthrob, Animal, Sam the Eagle, Professor Albert Flan, Otto the Automatic Entertainer, Janice, Sundance, Floyd Pepper, Zoot, Beauregard, Quongo, Annie Sue, Groupies, Punching Bag, Clams, Pigs, Tiki Idol, Penguins, Whatnots

Background Muppets:
 * Eric the Parrot, Youknow Bird, Ohreally Bird, Righton Bird, Whaddayasay Bird, Forcryingoutloud Bird, Annie Sue Pig, Zelda Rose, Gonzo, Wayne, Beautiful Day Monster

Performers

 * Jim Henson as Kermit the Frog, Waldorf, Rowlf, Dr. Teeth and Link Hogthrob
 * Frank Oz as Fozzie Bear, Animal, Miss Piggy and Sam the Eagle
 * Jerry Nelson as Floyd Pepper, Professor Albert Flan, Punching Bag, Tiki Idol, Centurions, Clam, Pig and the Announcer
 * Richard Hunt as Scooter, Janice, Statler, Pig and Penguin
 * Dave Goelz as Sundance, Gonzo, Zoot, Beauregard, Otto the Automatic Entertainer, Groupie, Clam and Pig
 * Steve Whitmire as Pig, Groupie and Clam
 * Louise Gold as Annie Sue Pig, Groupie and Clam
 * Kathryn Mullen as Groupie