Episode 0704


 * Oscar plays the trumpet, producing an awful sound. He quits playing when he's told how good he is at it.


 * Farmer Grover: Kermit smells smoke. Farley tells him that there's a fire "over there", and Kermit screams for the fireman. Grover comes along wearing a white coat and a stethoscope; then carrying a pitchfork, and talking about his cows, chickens and the barn. Kermit reminds him that a fireman puts out fires. When Grover finally arrives with a hose, they discover that the fire is coming from Farley toasting marshmallows over a small campfire.


 * When a hapless casanova puts an Anything Muppet woman's head together, he tells her that he loves her, but it turns out she doesn't love him. He then proceeds to take her head apart, bit by bit, as he sings "I Want to Hold Your Ear" (as well as eyes, nose, tooth, and hair). After she walks off in a huff, he notices to his shock that the parts he set aside have attached themselves to the tablecloth, who thinks he's kinda cute. (Spanish version)


 * Kermit helps Mr. Ferbilfeemer learn the difference between happy and scared.


 * Gangster Alphabet.


 * Cookie Monster and Ernie: Ernie purchases a straw hat for Bert, and asks Cookie Monster which hat the box will go in.


 * Old West: Sinister Sam is looking for the biggest man in the saloon. It turns out that Sam has the man's hat.


 * Ernie and Bert: Bert asks Ernie to share a banana with him. Ernie eats the inside of the banana, and gives Bert the peel.