Episode 0798


 * The Count can't count because he has lost his voice. He writes down notes for Susan to read. He then counts the notes.


 * Bert and Ernie ask the Kids which music is better -- march or dance music. The kids end up marching off with Bert, while Ernie dances alone.


 * Kermit uses his "magic finger" to draw a triangle.


 * Several kids sing "One of These Things" while sorting Sam the Machine's mechanical friends by size.


 * Children in a movie theater tell a man on the screen not to open a door that says "DANGER" on it. He opens it, and there's an explosion.


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie gets Bert to participate in a rhyming game, but Ernie ends the game just as Bert is starting to enjoy it.


 * Muppet & Kid Moments: Herry Monster asks John-John if he knows the difference between up and down.


 * Simon Soundman is going on a trip, and makes the sounds of the means of transportation that he's planning to use.


 * Mother Hubbard gives her dog objects that start with words that rhyme with the word "bone", which is what she actually promised her dog in the first place.


 * Herry tries to find a light for Maria, who's reading in the dark, and ends up causing havoc.


 * Muppet & Kid Moments: Kermit and Joey recite the alphabet.