Episode 0800


 * Big Bird asks Herry Monster to wake Luis up so he could go back to work, but he has trouble deciding what is the best way to wake him up... such as banging, knocking with a feather, or throwing a tomato at the door.


 * Christopher Clumsy forms geometric forms with a stick. The circle he forms rolls away and crashes.


 * Grover the Salesman: Grover wants to sell Kermit some earmuffs. Kermit doesn't have ears, so Grover gives Kermit some big human ears.


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie can't decide which of the two different shelves he should place a large vase on, so Bert tells him to use his imagination. Ernie imagines the vase falling off the little shelf and Bert kicking him out of the apartment. Then, Ernie imagines putting the vase on the big shelf, and Bert rewarding him with a big surprise party.


 * The Count tells Gordon that he won't count a thing all day. He ends up counting seconds of nothing.


 * Little Chrissy and the Alphabeats sing "Exit".


 * The Count's bats want to count.


 * Ernie and Bert: Bert is trying to write a letter to Mr. Rogers, but finds it difficult when Ernie operates his electric fan right next to him. Bert blows up at Ernie and says he is "hot and bothered," and Ernie has just the thing for that: more cool air.