Muppet notepads (Hallmark)

Hallmark produced a Miss Piggy notepad in 1980. The notepad has a photo of a very relaxed Miss Piggy at the top, with the title: "A Star's Life Is Never Her Own".

Under the title are two sets of checkboxes:

While I'm otherwise occupied:
 * having my hair done
 * seeing my agent, Bernie
 * discussing the publication of my autobiography
 * finding a great Chinese restaurant

Please:
 * pick up the laundry
 * take out the garbage
 * note all important phone calls which I'm sure to receive
 * other