Sergeant (Hill Street Twos)

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The Hill Street Twos police department is headed by the chief sergeant who one morning calls his officers together to tell them that they haven't been dividing into pairs as of late and that doing this is essential. He orders them to split up into pairs and is annoyed when he finds they've instead grouped into threes. His frustration increases even further when five of them group together and Officer Ernie is found standing on his own, thinking his rubber duckie can count as his partner (the sergeant wishes he had never brought the duck along in the first place). Finally, the sergeant manages to divide them into three groups of two, and sends them out to do their jobs. Then he sits back down at his desk wipes his brow, trying to catch his breath.