Episode 3314

Sketches

 * Cold Opening: Oscar the Grouch announces the sponsors, while his pet goat chews on Maria's sleeve.
 * Scene 1: Maria's clothes are dirty, thanks to the goat. A fairy godmother comes to give her better clothes. First, she magically puts Maria in a ballgown, but after Maria says she doesn't want to go to the ball, the fairy godmother puts her in a nurses uniform. When that still doesn't satisfy Maria, the fairy godmother realizes that Maria should wear work clothes, and puts Maria back in her original outfit, looking the same as it did when the fairy godmother showed up.
 * Song: "Dressed Up"
 * Cartoon: A lost boy is told by a mall cop to look at a map to figure out where he is.
 * Film: A girl points out each relative who appears in a picture, and magically enters the picture at the end.
 * Cartoon: Different colored crayons draw a picture of a house, and are hesitant to let a yellow crayon join them, until it draws the sun.
 * Song: When Grundgetta keeps saying "no" to Oscar, Oscar aks her if that's all she can say. She says "No", and sings a song about how she is a grouch who likes to say "no". After the song, oscar tells her that he also likes to say "No".
 * Cartoon: A boy asks "Have you seen my 'no'?"
 * Song: "Off to School"
 * Cartoon: Fans display capital and lower-case Qs.
 * Ernie and Bert: Q game
 * Cartoon: A group of fish form Q and q shapes
 * Song: "Rockin' Robin"
 * Cartoon: Letters appear over a sky-view of a neighborhood
 * Film: Portraits of kids display the alphabet
 * Film: Maria (in voice-over) looks for circles in a city
 * Monty's Flying Circles: Monty holds circles in the air and claims that they are flying circles. Prairie Dawn informs him that they are not really flying, because he is holding them, so Monty puts them down, but they still aren't flying circles. Monty then holds rectangles and calls them "Monty's Flying Rectangles".
 * Song: "It's Hip to Be a Square"
 * Rubber Stamp #12
 * Old West sketches: "High 12"
 * Clown Honking #12
 * Film: Various close-ups of a person are shown, as kids describe the parts, before it's revealed that this person is a clown.
 * Maya Angelou plans on playing a "ring game" with Big Bird and The Kids. Big Bird doesn't know what a ring game is, so Maya explains that it's a game where people form a cirlce around a person and sing a song, while the person in the circle does what the kids sing about. They sing "Little Sally Walker".
 * Cartoon: "Felines"
 * Song: "Healthy Food"
 * Cartoon: A close-up of a face makes the S sound, before it's revealed that the creature is a snake.
 * Film: Kids hold an S and a square
 * The Typewriter: S-spring
 * Song: "Once is Not Enough"
 * Cartoon: Aliens visit the earth and leave a mess
 * Two-Headed Monster reuses juice cartons
 * Film: A boy who lives in the dessert talks about how his family has to pump water from under the ground
 * Cartoon: A boy visits his latino friend
 * Scene 2: Maria is about toe at lunch at a table in the arbor area, but Oscar tells him that she can't eat there, because Slimey is about to land there, which is now a worm airline that has worm planes land every minute. Maria moves her food to the Fix-It Shop frotn table, but Oscar tells her that that spot is Slimey's next stop, O'Worm Airport.
 * Stop Motion: Toy airplanes turn clouds into Q and q shapes.
 * In reversed film, Q and q candles are unmelted.
 * Grover observes a butterfly
 * Film: As kids play, a voice-over sings about taking turns, asking "Isn't it nice to share in your fun?"
 * Wanda Falbo (Word Fairy): Dog
 * The word "dog" appears on-screen, followed by a shot of a dog
 * Film: A 5-year-old mentions that he can feed ducks, sail a toy sailboat, swing high, tie shoes, and make peanut butter sandwhiches on his own because he's 5, and will soon be 5-and-a-half
 * Cartoon: Rorschach ink blob association
 * Song: "Dancing Shoes"
 * Christopher Clumsy talks about feet
 * Scene 3: Slimey flies his plane, showing the sponsors on the flags.