Episode 0109


 * Ernie sings "Rubber Duckie", an anthem for his beloved rubber duck.
 * Monsters look at a big A.
 * Buddy and Jim struggle with buttons.
 * Alphabet Bates makes the letter U.
 * Lou Rawls sings the alphabet.
 * Lefty the Salesman wants to sell an 8 to Ernie, who ran out of money buying some 9s. Ernie then offers to sell Lefty his 9s.
 * Kermit's Lectures: Kermit gives a lecture about rectangles. Cookie Monster smashes the shape, but says it'll still work out: "It's a wreck -- and it's a tangle!"
 * Alice Braithwaite Goodyshoes demonstrates near and far.
 * Ernie and Bert: Bert points out that the "Mysterious Nose Snatcher" has arrived. Ernie walks closer and closer to the camera to see, but when he pulls away from the camera, his nose is missing!
 * "Jazz #8"
 * "Nine Song (Song of Nine)"