Episode 0882


 * Big Bird and Mr. Snuffleupagus use the alphabet to demonstrate soft and loud.


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie and Bert demonstrate loud and quiet.


 * "City-Country Song": A Muppet cowgirl sings about life in the country, and a hipster sings about life in the city.


 * Story: "The King Banishes the Letter P". King Peter the Persnickety is injured by a ping pong ball and his pet porcupine, so he makes a proclamation that all items beginning with P be banned from his kingdom. However, due to this, King Peter doesn't get to have his favorite meal, a peanut butter and pickle pizza, his daughter, Princess Penelope, is taken away, and he loses his palace as well. After all this, King Peter decides to allow P items into the kingdom once again.


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie says that he has "flying fingers", and tries to find ten different things that his fingers can do.