50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

Written by Paul Simon.

Sung by Floyd and Janice in Episode 511: Paul Simon. They were backed by Animal on drums and Rizzo the Rat on cymbals.

Variations of this songs title seemed to be a running gag in that epsiode. During the cold opening, Paul Simon says that he knows "Fifty Ways to Love Your Lever", Rowlf asked Floyd and janice during the song if it's actually "Fifty Ways To Love Your Lever", and in that episodes Veterinarians Hospital sketch, Dr. Bob said that he'd operaate by mentioning a Paul Simon song.. "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver".