The Royal Lackey

Kermit the reporter watched the royal lackey make the bed during a News Flash segment about the story of the princess and the cookie. The lackey struggles under the weight of the mattresses as he brings them into the royal bed chamber. He falls after putting the last mattress on the very top and again while helping Kermit count all ten. After going through that, the lackey then realizes he forgot the cookie and has to lift all the mattresses up to stick an oatmeal cookie underneath. Then the lackey hobbles off to see the court physician, fearing that he may have thrown his sacroiliac out of whack. This line was probably inspired by a cast or crew member complaining about his or her sacroiliac.