Episode 1271




 * Oscar the Grouch practices his eleven gun salute to welcome the President of the United States during his ride through Sesame Street.


 * Olivia and Big Bird sing about the things and people that they see "Walkin' Down My Street".


 * Ernie returns home from Camp Winnewonga, to Bert's surprise. Ernie shows Bert all the things he brought back from camp, such as some rocks and a paper clip.


 * Sesame Street News Flash: Kermit interviews the elves, who give the shoemaker various gifts that are not shoes, but rather things that rhyme with "shoe."


 * Grover asks The Amazing Mumford if he could make his carrot disappear, provided that some smoke appears. Mumford performs the trick and Grover is impressed by the puff of smoke, however he fails to notice Mumford chomping on his carrot. When Grover asks Mumford to make the carrot reappear, he replies that he can't because he ate it ("You didn't say anything about magic!").


 * Muppet lettuce, bread, cheese, butter, and ham argue on who an Anything Muppet girl should have for a snack. They all cooperate to make a sandwich.


 * "J Friends"


 * Monsterpiece Theater: Upstairs, Downstairs