Episode 0680


 * Biff and Sully repair underground telephone lines and water pipes.


 * When a hapless casanova puts an Anything Muppet woman's head together, he tells her that he loves her, but it turns out she doesn't love him. He then proceeds to take her head apart, bit by bit, as he sings "I Want to Hold Your Ear" (as well as eyes, nose, tooth, and hair). After she walks off in a huff, he notices to his shock that the parts he set aside have attached themselves to the tablecloth, who thinks he's kinda cute.


 * Luis convinces an Anything Muppet kid that he shouldn't be ashamed of wearing glasses.


 * Cookie Monster argues with the Count over whether cookies are for eating or counting. The Count decides that he'll count them, and Cookie Monster can then eat them.


 * Bert sings "Doin' the Pigeon".


 * In the desert, Luis desperately searches for agua, but all the pumps are dry.


 * Ernie and Bert demonstrate happy, sad and mad when it's raining.


 * Sesame Street News Flash: Kermit meets Little Miss Muffet, who sits on her water bed, eats crunchy granola, and is not afraid of the spider, who ends up chasing Kermit away.


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie has a so-called "magic" chain which can form into any shape he wants. Bert is dismissive of the chain's magic properties. And yet, when Bert asks for the chain to provide a sandwich, it does.


 * Five Song.


 * Sam the Machine turns David into a six foot hot dog to demonstrate shorter and longer.