Episode 0067




 * Guy Smiley (then named Sonny Friendly) hosts the "Pick Your Pet" game show. The contestant, Lucy Jones, chooses between a bird, a dog, and a monster. Lucy asks a series of questions to the animals, asking them questions that would relate to a cat. Her time runs up before she can ask Beautiful Day Monster any questions. She has to choose, so she picks Beautiful Day Monster. The monster acts like a cat, so Lucy is happy with her pet.


 * Bob and the Anything Muppets sing "The People in Your Neighborhood": Grocer and Doctor.


 * Film: Transportation


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie has a treasure map of the living room, leading to a spot marked with an X. As Bert watches, he digs up a treasure chest with a letter X inside.


 * Pat Paulsen says the alphabet.


 * Film: A group of kids play follow the leader and go over, around and through various obstacles, but one of them takes a while to catch on.


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie shows Bert how many legs a dog has, how many legs a table has, and how many eyes a monster has, but Bert denies that the monster has four eyes. Then the four-eyed monster (Beautiful Day Monster, with two extra eyes) shows up.


 * Ernie and Bert talk about paws, leading into the "Song of Five".


 * The Anything Muppets sing "Five People in My Family".


 * Speech Balloon: A--Ape


 * Cartoon: A man displays the capital and lowercase A, and explains what an alligator is...before he is eaten by one.


 * Cartoon: B--Boxer


 * Cartoon: A brief "B" poem about a bear, a bicycle, and bees.


 * Cartoon: "Poverty X"--A figure explains how X is used at the end of words.


 * Speech Balloon: X -- X-ray


 * Cartoon: "Count Up Elevator" -- An elevator stops at ten floors to pick up passengers, including a witch, a fireman, and a kangaroo. The tenth passenger, a mouse, causes the elevator to overload and explode. (aired twice)


 * "Five Song (Song of Five)"