Boob jokes




 * In Time Piece, a cartoony springing sound accompanies the movement of the secretary's ample cleavage.


 * In the "Garbage" episode of The Jim Henson Hour, Brad asks Bootsie what the difference is between boys and girls; Bootsie replies by grabbing her breasts and saying "Girls have bumps!" Later in the same episode, Dr. Emiel Lanquist tells Billy the Bear that he can tell the difference between male and female humans because "the females have bumps."


 * In a 1999 appearance on The Daily Show, host Jon Stewart comments on Miss Piggy's exposed cleavage suggesting that perhaps "next time a shawl would be appropriate." Miss Piggy asks "does it get to you?" and flaunts her bosom at a visibly flustered Stewart.


 * In The Muppets' Wizard of Oz, Pepe the King Prawn asks the Tin Thing what the knobs on his chest do; the Tin Thing responds matter-of-factly, "nothing, those are my nipples."


 * In a 2008 appearance on The Late Late Show, host Craig Ferguson asks Pepe the King Prawn what he looks for in a woman; Pepe gives a one-word response: "breasts."


 * In a 2011 appearance on The Tonight Show, Miss Piggy tells host Jay Leno that she's had a lot of work done. Later in the episode, guest Mickey Rourke asks Leno whether he could "touch it" (referring to the pig). Initially just going for her hair, he quickly proceeded to touch part of her body that she had previously alluded to having had work done on — her breast. Miss Piggy, initially shocked, comments "they feel real though, don't they?"