Episode 0128


 * Gordon sings "Spinning Wheel".
 * Ernie and Bert: Bert tells Ernie that if he can clean the messy apartment in less than 15 seconds, he will give Ernie his dessert, ice cream and cookies.
 * Alphabet Bates makes the letter E.
 * Ernie tries to help a mailman deliver a letter to Ms. Marian ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
 * Lefty the Salesman wants to sell an 8 to Ernie, who ran out of money buying some 9s. Ernie then offers to sell Lefty his 9s.
 * Roosevelt Franklin counts.
 * Kermit's Lectures: Kermit tries to demonstrate what round is, with the help of a wisecracking ball. He introduces Kermit to his "daddy," a scary-looking basketball.
 * Kermit's Lectures: Two Snerfs help Kermit teach the difference between tall and short, until they keep changing sizes.Kermit then changes the lecture about little and big with different-sized monsters: Frank and Harold... but he also meets Splurge.
 * "Jazz #8"