Episode 0749


 * Big Bird demonstrates short and tall when comparing his height with Maria, Gordon and Luis, but he claims to be the short one.


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie wants Bert to pretend to be mad, although Bert doesn't feel like pretending to be mad. Ernie wants Bert to pretend that Ernie lost Bert's favorite paper clip, which makes Bert mad, and when Bert can no longer be angry, Ernie has a confession...


 * A group of Anything Muppets are going to play baseball, with the teams split between those with letters on their uniforms and those with numbers.


 * Maria tells Oscar that she doesn't believe that there's a whole symphony orchestra inside Oscar's trash can, but he gets the musicians to play for her. He claims that the Grouch Symphony Orchestra will play on Sesame Street, and he'll conduct. (Oscar makes good on his promise in episode 0792).


 * The Martians discover a telephone.