Episode 310: Marisa Berenson

Kermit is pestered by Lew Zealand, who wants to audition his boomerang fish act: "I throw the fish in the air... they sail away... and then they come back to me!" Meanwhile, Miss Piggy plans the closing comedy sketch -- a wedding "sketch" starring her as the bride and Kermit as the groom. Secretly, she books a real minister, and Scooter fools Kermit into signing the marriage license.

Kermit is roped into going to the altar, but when the minister asks him if he'll take Piggy as his wife, he says, "I... I... I want to introduce to you the amazing Lew Zealand and his boomerang fish!" Lew starts throwing his boomerang fish as Piggy karate-chops the still-single Kermit.

Songs/Sketches

 * "Red Pigs Dance," performed by Russian pigs
 * Marisa dances to the song "Dance" with some Feather Boas.
 * Louis Kazagger covers a wig race for Muppet Sports.
 * UK Spot: Robin the Frog sings "Someone to Watch Over Me"
 * Kermit, Annie Sue, Scooter, a Salamander, Robin, Beauregard & Fozzie sing "Do-Re-Mi"
 * Marisa sings "You're Always Welcome at Our House" and traps Whatnots in her house
 * Sketch: "The Wedding"

Cast
Muppets:
 * Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Scooter, Lew Zealand, Rowlf the Dog, Animal, Statler and Waldorf, Robin the Frog, Beauregard, Louis Kazagger, Wig Trainer, Greased Lightning, the Swedish Chef, Gladys, Wayne, Whatnots, Pigs, Annie Sue, Pig Minister

Background Muppets:
 * Muppy, Afghan Hound, Alligator Luggage, Feather Boas, Frogs, Wigs, Link Hogthrob

Performers

 * Jim Henson as Kermit the Frog, Rowlf, the Swedish Chef and Waldorf
 * Frank Oz as Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear and Animal
 * Jerry Nelson as Lew Zeland, Louis Kazagger, Robin the Frog and Salesman
 * Dave Goelz as Gonzo, Beauregard, Wig Trainer and Pig Minister
 * Richard Hunt as Scooter, Gladys the Cafeteria Lady, Wayne and Statler
 * Louise Gold as Annie Sue Pig
 * Steve Whitmire as Whatnot and original Dr. Salamander