Episode 0695


 * Oscar opens a "Break-It Shop". His first business is the christening of the S.S. Sesame Street Ocean Liner.


 * Story: "The King's Nose".


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie is thirsty, and imagines that he's drinking nice cold water. Irritated, Bert tells him to go get a real glass of water. Ernie does, but then he annoys Bert by saying that now he's hungry.


 * Susan goes to Oscar's Break-It Shop to have a board broken. Oscar breaks the board, karate style, in geometric forms.


 * Grover and George sing "Two G Sounds".


 * Luis makes a trash can shaped piñata for Oscar to break.


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie describes a cookie thief that looks like Bert. Cookie Monster hears Ernie's description, and shows up disguised as Bert, stealing the last of Ernie's cookies.


 * Oscar decides to close his Break-It Shop after he made a mess of himself, following the blasting of a rock with dynamite.