Episode 0758


 * Oscar shows everybody how to be quiet by pretending to be asleep.


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie stacks cups and saucers in order to count them, making Bert quite nervous. Luckily, they're glued together.


 * Bob sings "Picture a World".


 * The Count counts the Three Little Pigs.


 * Big Bird gets offended when Simon Soundman asks the Kids whether he should get a bird as a pet.


 * The Queen of Six explores her garden.


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie is thirsty, and imagines that he's drinking nice cold water. Irritated, Bert tells him to go get a real glass of water. Ernie does, but then he annoys Bert by saying that now he's hungry.


 * Gordon tries to type a letter to his parents, but his typewriter breaks. Sam the Machine tries to type it for him, but the letter keeps coming out until it's several yards long.


 * Mr. Hooper does some rhyming by using the UN family.


 * Maria asks the kids to play a game with her. Mr. Snuffleupagus joins, but he can't do what the kids can.