Episode 0081


 * Lefty the Salesman wants to sell Ernie an empty box, explaining that he can fill the box with things. Ernie wants an empty box, but doesn't have any money. However, Bert brings a box of cookies, and Ernie throws the cookies out, giving him an empty box.
 * Pat Paulsen talks about empty and full.
 * The Anything Muppets sing "If I Knew You Were Coming I'd've Baked a Cake".
 * Ernie and Bert are watching TV, but Bert gets bored and decides to play a record. Ernie tells him to turn down the volume, but Bert won't, so Ernie drowns out Bert's music by playing the radio. Bert then retaliates by turning on the blender. With all four things running at once, they blow a fuse. Bert goes outside to fix the fuse box, while Ernie turns off all the things that were running. Now that the lights are back on, they decide to play cards instead of fight.
 * Ernie demonstrates the word "Apple"; Cookie Monster eats Ernie's apple.
 * Jackie Robinson says the alphabet.
 * Kermit's Lectures: Cookie Monster drinks Kermit's glass of milk, which he was going to use to explain "empty" and "full". When Kermit insults Cookie Monster, several of Cookie Monster's monster pals gang up on Kermit.
 * "Jazz #10"