Alphabet Chat

Alphabet Chat is a series of sketches hosted by Lord Chatterly demonstrating letters of the alphabet. Only 5 of the sketches were made from Season 9 and Season 24.

Episode Letter B: Lord Chatterly and a Muppet bull have a conversation about sporting goods that begin with B such as bowling and ballooning as the Fat Blue live hands Anything Muppet gives Lord Chatterly some things that begin with B like balls and balloons.

Episode Letter H: Lord Chatterly and two lavendar hare Muppets have a conversation about the letter H.

Episode Letter L: Lord Chatterly tries to give out a lecture about the letter L but soon he gets frustrated. Cookie Monster appears in this episode and asks him where he can look for his cookie.

Episode Letter O: Lord Chatterly tries to give out a lecture about the letter O, but there are several things that don't begin with O like a rabbit walking with a cow. The Anything Muppet producers decided to cancel this episode so they destroyed Lord Chatterly's set!

Episode Letter R: Lord Chatterly gives out a lecture about the letter R. When he says the word 'radiator', two Anything Muppets move the radiator into the set but he doesn't want it so they accidently put it on his foot! He then says the words that begin with R like raspberries and raisins, but unfortunately, the Green Anything Muppet doesn't have some of these foods Lord Chatterly has said when he sells sandwiches. When the Green Anything Muppet asks him, "You want a cheese sandwich?", Lord Chatterly doesn't want it. Then, Gladys the Cow arrives and shows him how she can act like a rooster. Finally, Guy Smiley interrupts this episode and does a dog food commercial so when he reveils dog food, Gladys begins to act like a dog, which makes Lord Chatterly very upset and frustrated.