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 * Bert tells Ernie that if he can clean the messy apartment fifteen seconds or less, he will give Ernie his dessert: ice cream and cookies.


 * Bob asks a blank-faced Large Lavender Live Hand Anything Muppet how he feels. The Muppet answers, "I don't feel anything." Bob sticks a nose and angry eyes on the Muppet, who then starts to feel mad. He walks off in a huff, and we hear a crash off-screen. The Muppet comes back and ad-libs, "It's okay, Bob, I just dropped my watch!"


 * Pearl's sick in bed, and Deena tries to help her as much as she can.


 * Cartoon: A very stressed hen lays 10 eggs, all of which hatch.


 * "High, Middle, Low"


 * Ernie sings "Happy Birthday to You" to a letter U, which blows out the candle on the cake.