Episode 0685


 * Sesame Street News Flash: The Wicked Witch from the Snow White story plans to fool the mirror into saying that she is the fairest -- but she hasn't counted on Kermit hiding behind a curtain. When she sees him, she realizes that he really is pretty good-looking.


 * Oscar disagrees about Luis' decisions as an umpire in a baseball game, but he's happy when the team loses.


 * Bill Cosby plays twins who count from 1 to 20.


 * Ernie sings "Rubber Duckie".


 * The Count subtracts lights.


 * Japanese Stories: An aged emperor offers the throne to his son if he can find four dragons hidden in the room before midnight. The Evil Prime Minister thinks that the son will never find the dragons in time. The son defies expectations and succeeds.


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie tries to put a pot on Bert's head. Bert asks Ernie why he's doing that, and Ernie says that he broke a cookie jar. Ernie has to put the cookies somewhere, so he put them in the sugar bowl – and put the sugar in the flowerpot, which meant that he had to put the flowers in a milk bottle. He put the milk in the soda bottle, and the soda into the fishbowl, and the fish in Bert's cowboy hat. Bert asks, "Now what am I going to wear when I want to play cowboy?" Ernie puts the pot on Bert's head and says, "Ride 'em, cowboy!"


 * Story: "The King and the Fireman".


 * Susan brings a typewriter into the Fix-It Shop, but ends up angry because Luis is getting a lot of phone calls and is not helping her.


 * Using birdseed and a hat, Big Bird demonstrates on, in and under.