Episode 0679


 * Oscar invites Bob and Maria to fish in his can so he can illustrate heavy and light.


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie is thirsty, and imagines that he's drinking nice cold water. Irritated, Bert tells him to go get a real glass of water. Ernie does, but then he annoys Bert by saying that now he's hungry.


 * Old West: Four Anything Muppet cowboys put up a Wanted poster for "the Great Cookie Thief", who's been stealing cookies from all the bakeries in these here parts. Cookie Monster is standing in front of the poster, and the others suspect that he's the Great Cookie Thief -- he has the same googly eyes, the same blue fur, and the same Western hat. They confront Cookie Monster, but he denies the charge: "Not have same mustache!" He shouts, "Look over there!" -- and while they're distracted, he draws a mustache on the poster. They apologize -- but when Cookie Monster takes off his hat, cookies fall out. The Great Cookie Thief makes his escape.


 * Big Bird whispers the alphabet so that Poco Loco, the parrot, will not repeat it.


 * Kermit's Lectures: Kermit talks about the letter B, which Cookie Monster attempts to eat.


 * Grover's Lectures: Grover demonstrates heavy and light.


 * Bob, Big Bird and the Kids touch things on the Street while singing "Go Ahead and Touch".


 * Sam the Machine feels so slow that when he talks, he splits the words.


 * Maria convinces Oscar to let the Count count all the things inside his trash can.