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February 2007

 * February 5 &#8226; Labyrinth Bubble Gum: The marvelous thing about Muppet Wiki is that it never loses the power to surprise. I had no idea that Topps made bubble gum to tie in with the 1986 release of Labyrinth. Now I know, and my life is the better for it.


 * February 4 &#8226; Don Sahlin was Jim Henson's main designer and puppet builder in the 1960s and '70s, and a key influence on the overall aesthetic of the Muppets. Sahlin first worked with Henson on the design for Rowlf the Dog, who was originally built for a series of Purina Dog Chow commercials and went on to become the Muppets' first star. Beyond building specific characters, Sahlin contributed two significant concepts to the Muppet aesthetic, "the Magic Triangle" and "the Henson stitch." This article has been voted by Muppet Wiki contributors as a Quality article, one of the best articles on the wiki. You can participate in this process, too! Visit the Quality article nominations page to nominate and vote for the best articles on Muppet Wiki.


 * February 3 &#8226; Let's Lay an Egg is a Sesame Street spoof of Cole Porter's 1928 hit song "Let's Do It, Let's Fall in Love". In the Sesame version, oviparous animals sing about their reproductive cycle. According to the song, "doves do it, hawks do it, even puffins on the rocks do it." The birds sing together in the chorus: "Let's do it! Let's lay an egg!" In another verse, we learn that snails do it, slugs do it, and even tiny Twiddlebugs do it -- a secret of Twiddlebug reproduction that had never been mentioned before. The list of egg-laying animals in the song also includes frogs, toads, alligators, snakes, hens, toucans, fish, crows, and dinosaurs.


 * February 2 &#8226; Will the Circle Be Unbroken: After Rizzo and the rats have been a nuisance throughout the Muppet Theatre during The Muppet Show episode 503, Miss Piggy and Beauregard convince them that they get to eat only after they entertain and spread happiness. In their plea with Kermit to join the Muppet family, Joan Baez helps to bring everyone together by leading the cast in the finale performance of "Will the Circle Be Unbroken".


 * February 1 &#8226; Night Train is Roosevelt Franklin's dog. He appears in The Sesame Street Library Volume 2, in the one-page story "Roosevelt Franklin Washes His Dog." Roosevelt struggles to heft the large, uncooperative canine in the tub, and ends up dousing himself in the process.

January 2007

 * January 31 &#8226; Playboy: One of the great pleasures of Muppet Wiki is finding connections between the Muppets and the most unlikely things. But what Muppet could possibly have a connection to Playboy magazine, and what well-known Playboy artist could have worked on Sesame Street animations?


 * January 30 &#8226; Famous Femmes du Histoire: In 1983, Enesco produced two porcelain dolls of Miss Piggy dressed as historical divas Marie Antoinette and Cleopigtra. The two dolls wore elaborate costumes befitting both the Queens they were based on and the Pig who followed in their footsteps. Let them eat cake!


 * January 29 &#8226; Dinosaurs: The Complete Third and Fourth Seasons: Buena Vista Home Video plans to release the final two seasons of Dinosaurs in May, as a 4-disc DVD set. (The first set came out last May.) The new set brings us up to date, including Baby Sinclair's toilet training, Robbie's steroid problem, Earl's attempts at sex education, and, of course, the end of the Sinclair family, and everything they know and love. Pure family entertainment, coming in May.


 * January 28 &#8226; Professor Charles Chicken is a mathematical chicken, personified by a toy puppet, who appears in Five Children and It. Professor Chicken, M.A., B.S.c., E.G.G., from the University of Eggsford, is sent to Uncle Albert. The publishers of his forthcoming book, Difficult Sums for Children, propose a catchier title, Count to Ten with Charlie the Chicken. Uncle Albert is outraged by the change, and shortly afterwards receives a visit from Professor Charles Chicken.


 * January 27 &#8226; Dark Crystal action figures: In 1983, Hasbro produced prototypes for a set of nine action figures based on characters from The Dark Crystal. Six of the figures would come with pieces of the Crystal, which could be assembled into a full model. The figures were designed, and stock cards were printed, but the line was shelved and never brought to market. Yeah, we've got pictures.


 * January 26 &#8226; Swoopfoomer is Doc's name for the type of party noisemaker that flares out and honks when blown into, as christened on Fraggle Rock. In the first season episode "Don't Cry Over Spilt Milk," Doc realized that they had no specific name. Determined to give them one, he suggested "tromcordion," "foomaphone," and "pookarina."  He also built a complex mechanized musical instrument out of several of them. The noisemakers did not appear again until the final season episode "The Honk of Honks," in which Sprocket got one in his cereal box.  Doc referred to it as a "swoopfoomer," indicating that this was the name he had ultimately settled upon.


 * January 25 &#8226; Jim Henson's Fantastic World is a large traveling exhibit planned to open in September 2007. The exhibit will give a firsthand look into the creations, imagination and works of Jim Henson. The exhibit is being organized by the Jim Henson Legacy and the Smithsonian Institution Traveling Exhibition Service, with cooperation from the Henson family, The Jim Henson Company, The Muppets Holding Company and Sesame Workshop. The 3,000 square-foot exhibit will visit ten locations across the United States for twelve-week showing periods, running from September 2007 until June 2010.


 * January 24 &#8226; Convincing John is a Fraggle who can convince anyone of anything. He bears more than a passing resemblance to the flashier kind of evangelical priest. His technique for persuasion involves a catchy song (assisted by his backing singers, the Fragglettes) outlining a spuriously awful fate that will befall his listeners if they fail to heed his advice. According to the Fragglettes, the more verses his song has, the more convincing it will be.


 * January 23 &#8226; The Muppet Show: Season Two: The DVD set of the first season came out in August 2005, so fans have been waiting for the second year. DVD news site Digital Bits announced today that the second set will be out this summer, so the wait may be over.


 * January 22 &#8226; Mean Mama is a voracious brown monster who debuted on episode 210 of The Muppet Show, where she protected her baby from Don Knotts. Although Mean Mama is unquestionably female, her gender is sometimes emphasized more strongly, depending on the sketch. At times, she has been adorned with long eyelashes, a sundress, and bosoms (as in episode 308).  In The Muppets Go Hollywood, she appears in the "Hooray for Hollywood" production number in a deep purple gown, with a matching bow in her hair and a feathery black fan. In other appearances, the puppet would lose all its feminine accoutrements and become more masculine in appearance and voice. In her final appearance on The Muppet Show, in episode 515, she appeared as an alien in a "Pigs in Space" sketch. At the end of the sketch, she swallowed First Mate Piggy whole -- but because the cast was in the middle of Gonzo's dance marathon, Piggy had to keep dancing while inside the alien's gullet.


 * January 21 &#8226; Large Lavender Live Hand is an Anything Muppet pattern used on Sesame Street. Sesame characters using the Large Lavender Live Head pattern include Count von Count, the Amazing Mumford, Forgetful Jones, Harvey Kneeslapper, Granny Fanny Nesselrode, Rodeo Rosie and Mr. Gameshow.


 * January 20 &#8226; Oscar the Grouch pull toy: There's not that much to say about this Fisher-Price toy, produced in 1977. You pull it along, and when you squeeze the bulb, Oscar pops out of his can and makes a grouchy noise. But a picture is worth a thousand words, and this thing is adorable.


 * January 19 &#8226; The Land of Tinkerdee was a pilot for a daily children's television program, produced by Muppets, Inc. circa 1964. Jim Henson's company had produced a previous pilot in 1962 -- Tales of the Tinkerdee, a fast-paced puppet show with many sets and a complicated narrative. That show wasn't picked up, and the 1964 version was a much simpler and more conventional puppet show. The Land of Tinkerdee took place on a single set, with minimal props. The show paired a human actor, Darryl Ferreira, with a Muppet dog, Rufus. King Goshposh, the King of Tinkerdee, asks Darryl to fix his grandfather's antique watch, but Rufus breaks it. You can read a full synopsis of the pilot on the article page.


 * January 18 &#8226; The Very Fashionable Miss Piggy Card Game was produced by Milton Bradley in 1980. The game featured cards with Miss Piggy in a variety of outfits. A player can win either by collecting Miss Piggy face cards, or by not collecting Miss Piggy face cards. The choice is yours!


 * January 17 &#8226; TV Episode Fun Packs: Sony Wonder is producing two DVD sets in early March with complete episodes from the last three seasons of Sesame Street. The first set of two episodes will include "The Letter of the Month Club" (Episode 4074) and "Furry Red Monster Parade" (Episode 4062). The second set of three episodes will include "Abby Cadabby Moves to Sesame Street" (Episode 4109), "Elmo and the Seven Dwarves" (Episode 4114), and "Elmo and Zoe's Scientific Exploration" (Episode 4099). The two sets are scheduled for release on March 6th.


 * January 16 &#8226; Playskool Sesame Street Puzzles: From the 1970s through the early 90s, Playskool produced a series of Sesame Street frame tray puzzles. Looking at a sampling from the whole run, you can see the Sesame Street art style developing over time -- from the rough, strange artwork of the early 1970s to the more polished look of the early 90s. Unfortunately, they seem to think that Oscar is a monster. Oscar isn't a monster; he's a grouch. There's a difference.


 * January 15 &#8226; Roger Bradfield is an illustrator and commercial artist who illustrated many award-winning children's books in the 1960s. Bradfield's contribution to the early line of Sesame Street books is brief, but significant. In 1971, Bradfield illustrated The Together Book, the first Sesame Street Little Golden Book. He also illustrated the first Sesame Tell-a-Tale Book, Sherlock Hemlock and the Great Twiddlebug Mystery, and four other titles. In 1972, Bradfield moved on from Sesame Street illustrations to create a daily comic strip, Dooley's World, which ran for seven years. In the early days of Sesame merchandising, there wasn't a defined style that the illustrators had to follow; the artists were essentially free to create their own style. Bradfield's art style is distinctive, and memorable.


 * January 14 &#8226; See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Smell No Evil is a Sesame Street scratch-and-sniff book published in 1975. In the book, the Muppets have painted their new clubhouse, but they want to get rid of the drying paint smell. They try to cover the smell with roses, but that becomes overpowering. Oscar the Grouch brings in sardines, and that's even worse. The Muppets then try to use lemons, pine trees, gingersnaps, and smoke -- and finally, a skunk enters the clubhouse, closing the discussion for good.


 * January 13 &#8226; Leonardo da Vinci was an Italian Renaissance polymath: an architect, anatomist, sculptor, engineer, inventor, geometer, musician, and painter. He has been described as the archetype of the "Renaissance man" and as a universal genius, a man infinitely curious and infinitely inventive. He is considered one of the greatest painters who ever lived. His most famous painting, "Mona Lisa", has been referenced by the Muppets a number of times -- as "Mona Moi" in Miss Piggy's Treasury of Art Masterpieces, as Cookie Monster in two Sesame Street coloring books, and as an Anything Muppet in Grover and the Everything in the Whole Wide World Museum.


 * January 12 &#8226; The Minotaur: In Greek mythology, the Minotaur was a creature that was part man and part bull. It dwelt in the Labyrinth, which was an elaborate maze-like construction built for King Minos of Crete and designed by the architect Daedalus to hold the Minotaur. The Minotaur was eventually killed by Theseus. The Minotaur was featured in the The StoryTeller: Greek Myths adaptations of "Daedalus and Icarus" and "Theseus and the Minotaur".


 * January 11 &#8226; Lenox China Collectibles produced a series of Muppet collectibles in 2006, including china figures of Kermit and Miss Piggy dressed up in eveningwear. There's also a little girl doll who has a little Kermit doll of her own...


 * January 10 &#8226; The Skrumps is a Jim Henson Company television project that is currently in development. The series is based on characters created by John Chandler. The Skrumps features computer-generated puppets, using the Henson Digital Performance System. A pitch tape was shot in October 2006 to test the show and characters. Several short videos, including a music video and 3 character video-blogs, were produced and distributed on Yahoo! Kids this month to launch the brand. The company is currently working to bring the characters to television with a full TV series, and other other supporting merchandise and products.


 * January 9 &#8226; The Comic Muppet Book is a 32-page graphic novel published in the UK in 1979. Kermit hosts the book, guiding the reader through a day behind the scenes at the Muppet Theater. On this particular day, Scooter has arranged for a famous photographer to come take publicity photos for the show -- and Miss Piggy is horrified to find that she's developed a spot on her nose. Meanwhile, a group of unruly cabbages form the Cabbage Liberation Movement and plot to escape from the canteen.


 * January 8 &#8226; National Wildlife Federation is a conservation organization that aims to inspire Americans to protect wildlife for future generations. The Muppets appeared in several public service announcements for the organization in the late 1980s. In one spot, Reporter Kermit interviews the heads on Mount Rushmore about clean air; in another, Miss Piggy conserves energy by turning off the lights and smooching with her frog.


 * January 7 &#8226; Richard Hunt was a core Muppet performer who is known for his many characters, his accomplished singing voice, and his warm backstage personality. Hunt brought many popular characters to life, including Scooter, Beaker, Janice, Statler, Sweetums, Junior Gorg, Don Music and Forgetful Jones. Hunt first began working full-time for the Muppets in 1972 as a background puppeteer on Sesame Street, and went on to major roles on The Muppet Show, Fraggle Rock, and many of the Muppet specials. In the 1981 book Of Muppets and Men, Christopher Finch described Hunt's endless energy and humor. "He seems to get more unadulterated pleasure from performing than anyone else in the organization," Finch wrote. "When he is not working on camera, he is apt to have Scooter or Beaker or Janice -- anyone -- on his arm for the purpose of entertaining visitors to the studio. If there are no visitors around, he will attempt to entertain his co-workers... He makes the crew laugh, jokes with the guest star, clowns for the shop personnel. He is one of the chief reasons for the loose atmosphere that exists around Studio D." Hunt died fifteen years ago, on January 7, 1992.


 * January 6 &#8226; Oscar's Rotten Birthday: The Sesame Street gang prepares a surprise birthday party for Oscar the Grouch, who hates parties. They lure him out of his trash can by singing "Rotten Birthday to You", and they give him a bunch of grouchy presents -- broken toys, a bag of peanut shells, and a flat tire. They play Pin the Tail on the Pig, and Dunk for Rotten Apples. Despite himself, Oscar is pleased with his party -- until he realizes that he has to wait a whole year until his next rotten birthday.


 * January 5 &#8226; Fully Operational Automated Tony Bennett: Only one Fully Operational Automated Tony Bennett has ever been produced, and Johnny Fiama owns it. It features in episode 106 of Muppets Tonight when Johnny has hauled some of his Tony Bennett collection in to the studio to prepare for his interview with the real Bennett. The robot stands inside a glass case, and to the untrained eye, appears to be Tony Bennett trapped inside. Upon button activation, the copy of Bennett can sing "I Left My Heart in San Francisco" or tell your fortune.


 * January 4 &#8226; The Seven Dwarves of Sesame Street appear in Episode 4114 alongside Snow White, who's played by Amy Sedaris. The team includes Clumsy, Vertigo, Gassy, Itchy, Smelly, Sensitive-Nose and Hammy. They're quite happy to be together -- until one at a time, the Dwarves must take leave to pursue other ventures, leaving Snow White alone. Elmo comes up with the idea of replacing the Dwarves with Alan and some kids.


 * January 3 &#8226; Episode 3136: Sesame Street went "Around the Corner" for the first time in Season 25, opening up new locations like the Furry Arms Hotel, Finders Keepers, and the Birdland jazz club. In the Season 25 premiere, Big Bird and his friends visited the new playground for the first time. Madeline Kahn appeared as "the Commissioner of Fun and Games" to officially declare the new playground open.


 * January 2 &#8226; The Seven Deadly Sins was a screenplay written by Anthony Minghella, which was in pre-production by Jim Henson Productions for ten years and never produced. The plot involved a man suffering a spiritual crisis. Faced with losing his wife and children to another man, the protagonist attempts suicide and is visited by the sins, anthropomorphized beings, supplied by Jim Henson's Creature Shop. The script was optioned in 1991, and assigned a producer in 1996 and a director in 1999. The film was mentioned in The Hollywood Reporter in early 2001, and then never heard of again.


 * January 1 &#8226; Wonder Pig is an alter ego taken on by Miss Piggy in episode 419 of The Muppet Show. Lynda Carter is the guest, and as Kermit advertises at the show's opening, she is the star of TV's Wonder Woman. As a result, the Muppets are excited to have her on the show, despite their mix-up in personas ("she's not gonna play Wonder Woman tonight"). To supplement, Piggy appears in a story of "sheer terror" with Link Hogthrob as her husband, Dr. Julius Strangepork and Annie Sue playing her sister. They are ravaged by "one of the most frightening creatures ever to roam the Earth": a giant chicken who places them all in a state of shock. In a moment of heroism, in order to save her porcine brethren, Miss Piggy spins around to transform into Wonder Pig, increasing in size to break though the roof, thus defeating the chicken.

December 2006

 * December 31 &#8226; New Year's Eve is a yearly holiday which involves everybody standing around asking each other what time it is. The 1993 special Sesame Street Stays Up Late celebrated the holiday by visiting Sesame characters from around the world, including Moishe Oofnik from Rechov Sumsum, Tiffy from Sesamstrasse, and Elmonoske, Elmo's cousin from Japan. Miss Piggy has also celebrated New Year's Eve by standing on a freezing rooftop and shouting at Jay Leno in 1996, and going on an awkward date with Matt Lauer in 1997. Happy New Year's!


 * December 30 &#8226; Joseph McCarthy was a Wisconsin senator who became infamous for his aggressive investigation and claims of Communist infiltration in the United States of America. In one 1950 lecture at a Republican Women's Club meeting, McCarthy claimed that "I have here in my hand a list..." of known Communists working in the State Department. Over the following days and weeks, McCarthy's claims of the number of Communists on "the list" changed, and it seems likely that an actual list never existed. Over the next few years, McCarthy's was made Chairman of the Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations, and used this pulpit to make wide-ranging claims of Communist infiltration. The Muppets have made reference to McCarthy on The Muppet Show, Fraggle Rock and Dinosaurs. Really!


 * December 29 &#8226; Professor Krassman is the world's leading authority in the rapidly growing field of mind control in frogs. Krassman is hired by Doc Hopper in The Muppet Movie to force Kermit the Frog to appear as a commercial spokesman for Doc Hopper's Frog Legs. The result of many late nights at his laboratories in Cologne and Dusseldorf, Krassman's latest achievement is an imposing device used to perform an electronic cerebrectomy, a process by which a frog's brain is reduced to guacamole. Due to the timely intervention of Miss Piggy, Kermit's gray matter is saved, and Krassman becomes a victim of his own machine.


 * December 28 &#8226; Fay Ray was the Weimeraner dog most often used by photographer/filmmaker William Wegman in segments on Sesame Street. Wegman, who had had success with his dog Man Ray from the 1970s until Man Ray's death in 1982, bought Fay, then known as "Cinnamon Girl", as a puppy in 1985. Wegman first began photographing Fay in 1986, and she made her screen debut in Wegman's 1986 short Dog Baseball. In November 1987, Wegman was contacted by Sesame Street producer Arlene Sherman, who invited him to supply short films for the series. Fay was the natural choice to star. Wegman, in voice-over, would narrate and give instructions, and Fay would demonstrate everything from math skills to letter concepts. Fay Ray passed away in 1995 at the age of 11; her children continue to appear on Sesame Street.


 * December 27 &#8226; Tarzan is the son of a British Lord and Lady, marooned in Africa by mutineers, and raised by Great Apes. Various Muppets have portrayed Tarzan, including Link Hogthrob, Kermit, Elmo, Elvis and Gonzo, opposite Lily Tomlin as Jane.


 * December 26 &#8226; Thelma Thumb was a series of animated segments on Sesame Street. Designed to teach pre-science concepts, the series was produced by John Korty using his Lumage system, which utilized fabric cut-outs. The central character was little Marcia Middlewell, a seemingly average girl who harbored a secret alter-ego. When accidents appeared inevitable or other trouble spots occurred, Marcia would enter a phone booth. With the utterance of her magic phrase, "Zapper jiffy squincher scrum, make me into Thelma Thumb!", she would shrink to the size of a salt shaker and fly to the rescue.


 * December 25 &#8226; Jesus Christ is the central figure of Christianity. Christian views of Jesus center on the belief that Jesus is the Messiah as promised in the Old Testament and that he was resurrected after he died on a cross. The Nativity story has been represented twice in Muppet productions -- narrated by John Denver in the 1979 special John Denver and the Muppets: A Christmas Together, and presented as a Sesame Street pageant in the 2002 video Elmo's World: Happy Holidays. In the latter, Natasha played the baby Jesus, with Bert as Joseph and Rosita as Mary. Seriously. Merry Christmas!


 * December 24 &#8226; The Twelve Days of Christmas is a traditional and lengthy English Christmas carol. The song is based on the premise that the singer receives one gift per day from his or her "true love" over the 12 days immediately following Christmas Day. Each verse repeats all of the previous gifts listed; thus, one could say that the singer receives 364 gifts total -- or one a day until next Christmas, when the process begins all over again. The Muppets have recorded five versions of the song, each lasting well over four minutes. Listening to them all in a row might help to pass the time until Christmas. Then again, it might not.


 * December 23 &#8226; A Special Sesame Street Christmas is one of the strangest artifacts of the Muppet Christmas season. The special was produced for CBS in 1978, the same year that Christmas Eve on Sesame Street aired on PBS -- and it's obvious that the Sesame Street creative team only worked on the PBS special. The script is a vague takeoff on A Christmas Carol, with Oscar the Grouch in the Scrooge role, but the emphasis is on the celebrity guests and the musical numbers, which pop up in the most unlikely places. Guest star Leslie Uggams makes it her mission in life to bring Christmas spirit to Oscar, and enlists various celebrities to help, including Anne Murray, Imogene Coca and Dick Smothers. Henry Fonda and Michael Jackson also make walk-on appearances. Oscar sings "Yakety Yak", Ethel Merman sings "Tomorrow", and Maria takes in an injured kitten named Tiny Tim. 1978 was a very different world, even at Christmas.


 * December 22 &#8226; Ma Bear's Farmhouse is the rural home of Emily Bear in A Muppet Family Christmas. The home where Fozzie Bear grew up, the house is now solely occupied by Emily, at least on a normal basis. For the holidays, she lets the house to Doc and Sprocket, with the intention of spending Christmas in Malibu. Soon an array of Muppet guests arrive, however, completely filling the country home. Since bed space is limited, Gonzo and Animal have to sleep on hangers in the closet and Bert and Ernie will build bunk beds in the broom closet. The spacious kitchen is quickly utilized by the Swedish Chef, and the basement includes a Fraggle hole, connecting to Fraggle Rock. The precise location of the farmhouse is unclear, although the Sesame Street Muppets are able to make the trek from New York City, apparently on foot. During the winter months, harsh blizzards tend to isolate the house. An additional safety hazard is the icy patch on the front porch.


 * December 21 &#8226; Refrigerator Day: The happiest holiday in Pangaea is approaching and Earl, carried away by the commercial side of the occasion, overspends on presents for the family. When the traditional WESAYSO bonus fails to come through for Earl, the family is placed in financial jeopardy. Any hope for a joyous holiday is dashed when their refrigerator is repossessed. With no food, no refrigerator and no money, the family is forced to fall back on the spiritual side of the holiday.


 * December 20 &#8226; Chanukah: Shalom Sesame celebrates the holiday with songs and stories of Jewish tradition. Moishe Oofnik sells sufganiyot from a 2,000 year old family recipe while Kippi Ben Kippod races to bring the Chanukah torch to Jerusalem. A trip back in time to the days of Judah Maccabee and a dreidel game show further help to illustrate the traditions of the holiday. Also, Jeremy Miller from Growing Pains is Jewish, apparently.


 * December 19 &#8226; Mr. Applegate is a tenant who pleads with Ebenezer Scrooge in The Muppet Christmas Carol. Behind on his mortgage payments, the nervous Mr. Applegate repeatedly asks Scrooge not to shout at him, while relating his family's woes, before being flung bodily out the door.


 * December 18 &#8226; Santa Chef Action Figure: For Christmas 2004, Palisades Toys made an action figure of the Swedish Chef dressed as Santa Claus. I'd hate to think what he might leave under the tree...


 * December 17 &#8226; American Greetings Muppet Christmas Ornaments: This year, American Greetings has released three new Christmas ornaments, and they're very pretty. One of them depicts Kermit the Frog sitting on a log, playing "The Rainbow Connection" on his banjo. The other ornaments are Kermit and Miss Piggy dancing, and a set of three mini-ornaments with Kermit, Piggy and Gonzo celebrating Kermit's 50th anniversary.


 * December 16 &#8226; The World in which Kermit was Never Born: In It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie, Kermit tells his guardian angel, Daniel, that he wishes he had never been born. To teach Kermit a lesson, Daniel shows him what would have happened if he had never been born. In this nightmarish world, Gonzo is a depressed street performer, Scooter is a cage-dancing go-go boy, Beaker is a musclebound bouncer and Doc Hopper's French Fried Frog Legs is a successful fast-food chain. Shocked by what he sees, Kermit returns to the real world with a new resolve.


 * December 15 &#8226; I Can't Wait Until Christmas is a 1989 Little Golden Book that tells the story of Big Bird not being able to wait until Christmas. He and Granny Bird have surprise presents for each other, and Big Bird doesn't know what to do with himself while he's waiting. His friends help him out by engaging in typical Christmastime activities -- decorating a tree, making cookies and visiting Santa at Nickles Department Store. Will Big Bird be able to wait until Christmas?


 * December 14 &#8226; Joe Snow, the would-be narrator of It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie, is a parody of Burl Ives' character in the Rankin/Bass Christmas special, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Joe's attempts to narrate the movie are thwarted, at first by the camera crew, and later by the Safari Animal Tracker, who shoots him with a tranquilizer dart meant for Fozzie.


 * December 13 &#8226; Happy Hooby Holidays: The Hoobs are coming! Groove, Iver, Tula and Roma have been traveling around the UK in the Hoobmobile for five years, and now they're finally heading to the United States on PBS Kids Sprout. The series will kick off on Christmas Day with a six-hour Hoobs marathon, with specially recorded interstitials. Hoobalicious!


 * December 12 &#8226; John Denver and the Muppets: A Christmas Together is a popular Christmas album that ties in with the TV special of the same name. The album includes "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" as performed by John Denver and Rowlf, the Electric Mayhem's rendition of "Little Saint Nick", and the Muppet cast singing "Deck the Halls" and "The Twelve Days of Christmas". The complete album has been out of print for several years, but a new Limited Collectors Edition was released this year, including all 13 tracks remastered.


 * December 11 &#8226; Pa Otter is the late husband of Alice Otter and father of Emmet in Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas. Although he died a couple of years before the start of the story, his presence is felt throughout the special. Pa was a snake oil salesman, though business wasn't always good. As Pa often joked, "There aren't enough people who want to oil a snake!" Pa was also an early environmentalist, establishing the family tradition of the Christmas branch. Every year, he'd go out and vow to bring back a whole Christmas tree. He never had the heart, reflecting that the tree, if allowed to live, would remain for another hundred years.


 * December 10 &#8226; Christmas Carolers: A quartet of Anything Muppet carolers appeared to serenade Elmo and his goldfish Dorothy in Elmo's World: Happy Holidays. Unfortunately, the carolers only knew one song -- the chorus to "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" -- but they added some variety with a special chorus for Dorothy, "We Fish You a Merry Christmas". Other Muppet carolers include the Sesame Street gang, singing on the road to Ma Bear's Farmhouse in A Muppet Family Christmas, and Bean Bunny, who gets smacked upside the head with a wreath in The Muppet Christmas Carol.


 * December 9 &#8226; Sababa Christmas Kermit Plush: One of your stranger Muppet Christmas toys, this is a plush toy of Kermit the Frog in snowy Christmas white, with a gray collar and mouth. He wears a traditional red and white Santa outfit, with a jacket and cap. Some of the people who see this toy think it's adorable; some think it's disturbing. But that's Christmas for you.


 * December 8 &#8226; Episode 0330: The Fix-It Shop opened its doors on Sesame Street on January 21, 1972. At the time it was known as "the L and R Fix-It Shop", and was owned jointly by Luis and Rafael. If you don't remember Rafael, he was played by Raúl Juliá. This was before Kiss of the Spider Woman, obviously. Rafael disappeared after the third season, and Luis took over the Fix-It Shop by himself. Man, the learning just never stops on Muppet Wiki.


 * December 7 &#8226; Little Richard is a rock 'n' roll singer who rose to fame in the 1950s with such hit songs as "Tutti Frutti" and "Good Golly, Miss Molly." He's appeared with the Muppets several times -- performing "Rubber Duckie" on Sesame Street and "I Hear You Knockin'" on Muppets Tonight, plus a cameo in the Muppets' video for "She Drives Me Crazy". Plus, Beaker does an uncanny Little Richard impression.


 * December 6 &#8226; Good Morning America: Kermit the Frog is making the rounds of the talk shows this week to promote his book, Before You Leap. He'll appear on Good Morning America on December 7th, and Live with Regis and Kelly on December 8th.


 * December 5 &#8226; Happy Birthday, Muppet Wiki! This website was launched on December 5, 2005 -- and in this year, we've created an enormous, crazy database, full of odd facts and interesting connections. As of this morning, there are 12,130 articles on the wiki -- including 1,766 Muppet Characters, 548 Sesame Street Books, 521 Muppet Show Songs, and 42 Grouches. Muppet Wiki has everything from A to Z, including Kermit the Frog, Dave Goelz, the Statue of Liberty, Little Golden Books, Cleopatra and Gorilla Suits. We've got the Sun and the Moon, Superman and Batman, and Statler and Waldorf. So far, 135 people have contributed to the wiki -- thank you to everyone who's helped to make the wiki a fun project to work on and to read! It was a very good year...


 * December 4 &#8226; Saturday Night Live: The Complete First Season: The box set is out in stores tomorrow -- your first chance to see the infamous Land of Gorch sketches on DVD. The set contains 14 Gorch sketches, including King Ploobis' disastrous Christmas party, Queen Peuta's torrid affair with Scred, Scred's duet with Lily Tomlin, and the Mighty Favog's desperate offer to Chevy Chase: If Lorne Michaels doesn't fire the Muppets, Favog can get him the Beatles. The decline and fall of Gorch, all on one DVD set.


 * December 3 &#8226; Bear in the Big Blue House Christmas Books: If anybody knows how to celebrate the holidays, it's Bear. He decorates the Big Blue House within an inch of its life, he buys presents for rambunctious young animals, and he helps out the homeless. And with all that to do, he still found the time to star in four storybooks -- including Bear's Berry Christmas, an adaptation of the 1999 special "A Berry Bear Christmas".


 * December 2 &#8226; Santa's Workshop is the home and assembly line workplace of Santa Claus and his elves. The workshop figures most prominently in The Great Santa Claus Switch, where it lays adjacent to the cave of Cosmo Scam and his Frackles. Elmo has visited the workshop twice -- in Elmo Saves Christmas and Elmo's World: Happy Holidays.


 * December 1 &#8226; Gorham Sesame Street Plates: Christmas is coming, so we might as well get started. We'll kick off with some pictures of the Sesame Street Christmas plates made by Gorham Fine China in the early 1980s, illustrated by Sesame artists Mike Smollin and Joe Mathieu. Gorham made a big series of neat collectibles, including figurines, Christmas music boxes, and piggy banks. Obviously, these are only available at places like eBay now, but if you can find them, they would make terrific Christmas gifts for the Muppet fans on your list, like for example the administrators of a certain Muppet-related encyclopedia website. I'm just saying.

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