Episode 0061


 * Ernie explains to the audience how people have two of everything: "two eyes, two ears, two hands, two noses..." "Wait a minute, you ding-a-ling!" Bert interrupts. "People don't have two noses!" Ernie promptly pulls Bert's nose off, sticks it to his own face, and keeps counting. "Two noses, two hands, two ears, two eyes ... too bad!"
 * Alphabet Bates makes the letter E.
 * Susan and the Anything Muppets sing "Swing on a Star".
 * Wanda the Witch washes her wig on a windy winter Wednesday.
 * Kermit's Lectures: Kermit talks about the letter W, which Cookie Monster attempts to eat.
 * Kermit's Lectures: The W starts to walk as Kermit talks about it. The W starts a war, which it wins.
 * Burt Lancaster says the alphabet.
 * Buddy and Jim try to make a sandwich.
 * Ernie and Bert: Bert thinks that Ernie has eaten his cookies, but it turns out that Cookie Monster (dressed as Ernie) ate the cookies.
 * "Jazz #2"
 * "Two Song (Song of Two)"
 * "Jazz #3"