Episode 0691


 * David sings "Subtraction Blues" using slices of pizza.


 * Sesame Street News Flash: Kermit witnesses how the mailman, the salesman and the woodsman knock at the door while the Big Bad Wolf chases Little Red Riding Hood around the bed.


 * Ernie and Bert: Bert says he's too cold, so Ernie goes overboard to get him warm by putting layer after layer of clothing upon him. This makes him too hot, so Ernie opens the window and brings his electric fan.


 * Maria imagines she's a bus driver. When her passenger, Oscar, tells Maria to take him to the dump, she decides to stop imagining she's a bus driver.


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie can't decide which of the two different shelves he should place a large vase on, so Bert tells him to use his imagination. Ernie imagines the vase falling off the little shelf and Bert kicking him out of the apartment. Then, Ernie imagines putting the vase on the big shelf, and Bert rewarding him with a big surprise party.


 * Mr. Hooper assembles a coffee pot.


 * Cookie Monster and Ernie: Ernie gets a medical checkup from Cookie Monster, who calls himself Doctor Monster.


 * David, who's just been paid and given the day off, would like someone to go with him to the movies. Everybody refuses because they have business to attend to.