Episode 3127


 * A lady with a very tall hat sits in front of Ernie, blocking his view of the movie.


 * "Fat Cat"


 * Kermit sings "On My Pond."


 * Ernie brings a surprise home, and he tells Bert to guess what it is. The surprise turns out to be a puppy. Bert wants to call the puppy Norman; Ernie suggests Godzilla the Wonder-Dog.


 * Sesame Street News Flash: The hare challenges The Tortoise to a rematch: this time, the Tortoise comes equipped with a jet-pack.


 * Susan Sarandon learns the Meryl Sheep method of acting: switching emotions while saying the alphabet.


 * Guy Smiley hosts a dinner for all things that begin with the sound SH. Guests include a shirt, a shrieking shovel, a shepherd, and a shark.


 * Upon Mr. Johnson's latest visit to Charlie's Restaurant, the waitstaff has been implemented with a new service device. Grover instructs his guest to ring the bell three times to get his attention, instead of yelling across such an upper-crust establishment. After Mr. Johnson has trouble deciphering the speed with which he must ring the bell, he calls Andre the manager out to address his concerns. Andre, having been interrupted while eating a sour cream soufflé, doesn't think there's anything wrong with the bell. In fact, he thinks it looks so good that he eats it, as Mr. Johnson notices the time, and rushes out of the restaurant.


 * Ethel Mermaid sings "I Get a Kick Out of U."