Episode 0801


 * Oscar the Grouch decides to train some kids to be Grouches. The kids have a lot of fun yelling, which makes Oscar happy. Now there's more than one nasty guy around.


 * David pours water in a glass that's as big as Big Bird. The water level is higher than part of Big Bird's body.


 * Big Bird plans to plant lettuce using a file cabinet to break the sidewalk to find dirt, a hat to carry away the concrete pieces, and a shoe to water the lettuce.


 * Ernie and Bert: Bert has acquired some drums, but he doesn't know how to play them well. Ernie teaches him how to make drum playing exciting.


 * David and Maria can't find each other at the park, because when one is above the bridge, the other is below, and vice versa. They finally find each other.


 * Big Bird sorts by size, using pictures he's drawn of Sam the Machine, Grover, Snuffleupagus and himself.


 * Muppet & Kid: Herry Monster and John-John count to 20.


 * At Hooper's Store, Big Bird wants to make sure that Maria isn't disturbed while she's studying. He starts putting utensils away so she can have all the time she needs to study -- but he gets confused, and doesn't know where the utensils go.