Episode 0087




 * Kermit the Frog sings "Bein' Green".


 * Grover: Grover demonstrates the difference between "near" and "far" by running away from the camera and back, eventually fainting from exhaustion.


 * Bob and the Anything Muppets sing "The People in Your Neighborhood": Grocer and Doctor.


 * Ernie and Bert talk about scratching, introducing a film called "Everybody Scratch".


 * Ernie and Bert count 4 footballs.


 * "Five Song (Song of Five)"


 * Alice Braithwaite Goodyshoes demonstrates near and far.


 * Ernie and Bert: Bert points out that the "Mysterious Nose Snatcher" has arrived. Ernie walks closer and closer to the camera to see, but when he pulls away from the camera, his nose is missing!


 * Ernie and Bert: Bert sees Ernie talk to "an elephant" while using a banana as a phone. Ernie explains to Bert that he is just pretending, but then he tells Bert that the elephant wants to talk to him.


 * Buddy and Jim try to figure out a way to get an ironing board from one room to another.


 * "Four Song (Song of Four)"


 * "Jazz #5"