Episode 0711


 * Sam the Machine invites people to a party to celebrate the day he was wired. Several machines are among the guests.


 * Ernie and Bert: writes a dramatic story, which is actually the alphabet.


 * Sesame Street Pageants: "Let's Make a Face". Prairie Dawn directs the cast in a pageant about the face. Ernie talks about eyes, Cookie Monster talks about the mouth, Bert and Grover talk about ears, and Herry Monster talks about the nose.


 * Grover the Elevator Operator makes his passengers walk in and out of the elevator.


 * Maria disappoints Big Bird by not showing up to take him to the park.


 * Ernie and Bert: At night, Ernie impatiently awaits for the neighbor upstairs to drop his shoes so that he can go to sleep.


 * Old West: Four Anything Muppet cowboys put up a Wanted poster for "the Great Cookie Thief", who's been stealing cookies from all the bakeries in these here parts. Cookie Monster is standing in front of the poster, and the others suspect that he's the Great Cookie Thief -- he has the same googly eyes, the same blue fur, and the same Western hat. They confront Cookie Monster, but he denies the charge: "Not have same mustache!" He shouts, "Look over there!" -- and while they're distracted, he draws a mustache on the poster. They apologize -- but when Cookie Monster takes off his hat, cookies fall out. The Great Cookie Thief makes his escape.


 * Caveman Days: Caveman King Ernie doesn't have anything to write on but rocks, so the Royal Smart Person (Sherlock Hemlock) invents paper.