Episode 109: Charles Aznavour

When he's unable to get a spot on the show, Gonzo asks Scooter to be his manager. Scooter advises Gonzo to do a rock act, banging on a large rock with a mallet. Later, Gonzo tries his hand at female impersonation, wearing a dress and a blonde wig. Scooter gives up managing when Gonzo eats his contract.

Songs/Sketches

 * A beautiful Whatnot girl sings "I Feel Pretty" as she prepares for her date with Beautiful Day Monster, removing her features piece by piece and replacing them with the face of a horrible monster.
 * Charles dances with Mildred in "The Old Fashioned Way" as pairs of Full-Bodied Humanoids dance in the background.
 * Veterinarian's Hospital: Dead Patient
 * At the Dance
 * UK Spot: The Gogolala Jubilee Jug Band sings "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight?"
 * Talk Spot: Charles demonstrates the romantic power of his native language, winning over Miss Piggy by whispering to her in French, "Your oil filter has a leak and your transmission is sagging."
 * Panel Discussion: What is Man's Role in the Universe?
 * Fozzie's Comedy Act: Statler and Waldorf bury Fozzie with his own punchline.
 * Charles sings "Inchworm" with a chorus of Muppet school children.

Cast
Muppets:
 * Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Rowlf the Dog, Scooter, Statler and Waldorf, Whatnot Woman-Monster, Mary Louise, Beautiful Day Monster, Janice, Animal, Red-Haired Woman, George the Janitor, Mildred Huxtetter, Hilda, The Gogolala Jubilee Jugband, Sam the Eagle, Rat, Pig, Banana, French Bread

Background Muppets:
 * Zoot, Blue Frackle, Zelda Rose, Paul

Performers

 * Jim Henson as Kermit the Frog, Waldorf, Rowlf, The Gogalala Jubilee Jugband Jug Blower, Students, and Ugly version of woman from opening number
 * Frank Oz as Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, George the Janitor, Mildred, Sam the Eagle, Animal, Animal's dancing partner, and The Gogalala Jubilee Jugband guitar player
 * Jerry Nelson as The Gogalala Jubilee Jugband banjo player and Beautiful Day Monster
 * Richard Hunt as Scooter, Mildred, Statler, loaf of bread, Mary Louise, Miss Piggy, and Miss Piggy's dancing partner
 * Eren Ozker as Hilda, Janice, Banana, and the Gogalala Jubilee Jugband girl
 * Dave Goelz as The Great Gonzo
 * Fran Brill as pretty version of woman from opening number
 * John Lovelady as Rat and the Announcer

Edits

 * On The Muppet Show: Season One DVD, Charles' opening number, "The Old Fashioned Way", is cut.
 * On CTS, the UK skit Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight? is cut.