Episode 0767


 * Sam the Machine lets Luis use its telephone to call his brother and borrow five dollars from him. The call doesn't get through. When Luis hits the machine, coins pour out of it, so Luis doesn't need to make the call anymore.


 * Kermit's Lectures: Kermit asks Grover to use ladders to demonstrate the difference between short and long. Kermit's amazed that Grover can carry the long ladder by himself, but then sees that Grover is on both ends.


 * Professor Grover gives a lecture about body parts.


 * Ernie plays a deliveryman.


 * Luis and Susan sing "No Matter What Your Language" in English and Spanish.


 * Oscar and a couple of kids count the times a silly animal scratches itself.