Episode 0116


 * The Anything Muppets demonstrate first and last.
 * The Anything Muppets sing "Up, Up and Away".
 * Ernie and Bert: Bert and Ernie try to figure out who owns a cabinet containing cookies. Bert says that the cabinet is his, because he has his first initial, B, on the door. However, the B is spread between two doors, and Ernie opens one door, making it look like an E.
 * Wanda the Witch washes her wig on a windy winter Wednesday.
 * Carol Burnett says that Wanda is weird.
 * Roosevelt Franklin says the alphabet.
 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie dusts the shelf.
 * Buddy and Jim get confused when a picture falls off of the wall.
 * Ernie and Bert: Bert asks Ernie about his day. Ernie doesn't think anything interesting happened. Bert points out that Ernie went to the zoo, but Ernie says nothing interesting happened at the zoo. Then he talks about a scratch he got on his finger, and talks about how he got it, realizing in the process that something interesting did happen after all.
 * "One Song (Song of One)"
 * "Two Song (Song of Two)"
 * "Three Song (Song of Three)"