Episode 0683


 * Oscar realizes that everybody bothers him because he's a Grouch. Sometimes he wishes he were anybody else but him. He decides to impersonate other people on the Street to avoid being bothered.


 * Anything Muppets sing "Fat Cat".


 * Little Bird explains "next to". Then Cookie Monster cuddles up next to Little Bird.


 * Marshal Grover demonstrates big, bigger and biggest.


 * A woman volunteers to assist The Amazing Mumford in his surprise magic trick. Mumford makes her disappear – but when he tries to make her reappear, Herry Monster pops up, saying "SURPRISE!"


 * Farmer Grover, Kermit and Fred the Wonder Horse show how a horse-and-cart works.


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie is painting a portrait of Bert, but paints Bert with curly hair, glasses and a beard. When Bert gets angry about this, Ernie takes him behind the easel and puts curly hair, glasses and a beard on Bert.


 * Mr. Hooper explains to Big Bird that he has kept a dented cookie can for many years because it helps him remember a boy who told the truth even when he'd done something wrong.


 * Grover the Assistant: Herbert Birdsfoot arranges three blocks for Grover to count. No matter how the blocks are arranged, they still add up to three.  Herbert asks Grover to count some oranges as well. Grover confesses that he's good at counting blocks, but not at counting oranges.