Episode 0676


 * Big Bird imagines that he's living one hundred years ago. He plays the roles of Bad Bird, the fastest wing in the west, as well as Sheriff Matt Bird.


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie eats cookies in bed. Bert tells Ernie not to eat cookies in bed, because he might get crumbs in the bed, so Ernie decides to eat cookies in Bert's bed instead.


 * David and Maria imitate Big Bird when they act glad and mad instead of sad in a movie he's directing.


 * Sesame Street News Flash: The Tortoise and the Hare. When the race begins, the hare dawdles, since the tortoise is so slow he'll have time to win. Kermit rushes to the finish line so that he can see the results... and is crowned the winner.


 * Oscar is jealous because all Maria talks about is David.


 * Grover sings "Still, We Like Each Other".


 * Snow White accidentally visits the cottage of the six dwarves.


 * Oscar opens an argument boutique where he sells arguments for a nickel.