Episode 513: Tony Randall

Browsing through an old book of magic spells, Tony accidentally turns Miss Piggy into stone. He considers bringing her to a stonemason for help. Fozzie, Gonzo and Floyd crack stone jokes as Kermit and Tony try to find a spell to change her back. Of course, the show must go on, and the Piggy statue takes the stage for "Pigs in Space".

Songs/Sketches

 * Caveman pigs sing "Yakkety Yak."
 * A String Quartet performs Boccherini's Minuet in A Major.
 * Muppet News Flash
 * Tony sings "Ti-Pi-Tin" with the Female Singers.
 * UK Spot: Quongo and The Showman sing "A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts."
 * Dr. Teeth sings "Poison Ivy."
 * Pigs in Space: Quiet Day
 * Tony recites "The Green Eye of the Little Yellow God" by J. Milton Hayes while football players sing the fight song "On, Wisconsin!"

Cast
Muppets:
 * Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Scooter, Statler and Waldorf, Beauregard, Link Hogthrob, Dr. Julius Strangepork, The Newsman, Floyd Pepper, Dr. Teeth, Quongo the Wild Mountain Gorilla, Butch, Brontosaurus, Pigs, Coconuts, Whatnots

Background Muppets:
 * Zoot, Janice, Animal, Rowlf, Robin the Frog, Trumpet Girl

Performers

 * Jim Henson as Kermit the Frog, Dr. Teeth, Waldorf, Link Hogthrob and the Newsman
 * Frank Oz as Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear and Animal
 * Jerry Nelson as Floyd Pepper, Pops, Quongo and Dr. Julius Strangepork
 * Richard Hunt as Scooter, Statler, Janice and British Man
 * Steve Whitmire as Rizzo the Rat
 * Louise Gold as British Woman
 * Kathy Mullen
 * Karen Prell

Edits

 * When aired on Nickelodeon, Dr. Teeth's song "Poision Ivy" was cut, as well as most of Kermit's intro to "Ti-Pi-Tin".
 * When on CTS, the UK sketch "A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts" was cut.