Episode 0797


 * Oscar tries to get rid of three old cans, so he can have more room inside his trash can. Luis and Maria find a good use for two of them. Oscar decides to keep the third one, because it's kind of an old favorite of his.


 * Big Bird is convinced that he could make a good president. He sings a song called "President Bird". Big Bird becomes president, without realizing that he has to think of everybody's needs.


 * Cookie Monster counts pieces of green paper. Every time he squeezes the paper a new number appears. Kermit shows up at the end of the bit -- he's also green, after all.


 * Street cleaners find campaign buttons after Big Bird's political rise and fall. They sort the buttons by size.


 * Ernie and Bert: Bert shows off his bottlecap collection to Ernie, who remembers that he found a Figgy Fizz bottle cap -- the very one that Bert needed to complete his collection.


 * An orange comes out of a basket of fruits and gets made up as the face of Carmen, the role in the opera of the same name. While singing Carmen loses her wig. She can't sing well until the wig returns.


 * Muppet & Kid Moments: Grover tells John-John that he loves him. John-John tells Grover to count a penny. Grover counts it: "One!" John-John is delighted.