Episode 2478




 * Consonant Sound Limerick: "S" -- Snail


 * The Ringmaster presents five fantastic floating fools fall from the big blue blimp.


 * Cartoon: A girl inflates a letter "S" balloon.


 * Carol Channing sings a spoof of "Hello, Dolly!" with Sammy the Snake.


 * Cartoon: A man explains that the letter "G" is for "giggle".


 * Two cavemen argue, each chanting "Me!" A large monolith bearing the word ME puts fear in both of them.


 * Max Headroom recites the alphabet.


 * In a three-part segment, Herbert Birdsfoot demonstrates the "ET" family with a frustrated deliveryman.


 * In a two-part Soap opera parody, the Heartstrongs try to figure out the whereabouts of Mr. Heartstrong's missing bookmark, a red shoestring