No One Believes in Ghosts

Gee Piggy, can't we go back now and finish our nap?

No way, Fozzie. I'm going to find Kermit if I have to search this house from top to bottom. Now get in there and find him!

Huh? Why me?

Because I said so, that's why!

Oh, yeah.

Gee Piggy, it's kinda spooky in here. Do I have to go in?

IN!

Whooa! I guess that means yes. Yiiiii!

Fozzie, get back in there and look around.

But Piggy, what if there's ghosts in here?

Silly! If you see a ghost, all you have to do is call 'Oh Piggy!'

Really? All I have to do is call 'Oh Piggy!'

That's right, 'Oh Piggy!'

I call 'Oh Piggy!' and you'll come running to help me?

Mmm, maybe!

Maybe?!

Get going, Fozzie!

Okay, okay!

There's someone sittin' in your favourite chair

Oh, P-P-Piggy!

Look again and there's no one there

Ooh, P-P-Piggy!

Don't you worry now, don't be scared

What, Fozzie?!

No one believes in ghosts

Aah, aah!

Now you think somebody's followin' you

Oh, P-Piggy!

Lock the door and we float right through

OH, P-P-Piggy!!

And you know there's nothin' you can do

Now what?

Uh, uh...

No one believes in ghosts

Oh, Fozzie, don't be such a scaredy-cat!

But there's ghosts and goblins and stuff like that!

You silly bear, there's nothing to fear, can't you see there's nobody here?

Nobody, nobody, nobody here!

Whoa!

So when you get into your bed tonight

Oh, P-Piggy!

Oh, Fozzie!

Take a look before you turn out the light

Oh, P-Piggy!!


 * angry growl*

And when we steal the covers you just might

Don't be ridiculous!

Begin to believe in ghosts

Uuh, I think I do!

Not me!

No one believes in ghosts

I know I do!!

Whooa!

Huh? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


 * screaming and laughing ensue*