Episode 309: Liberace/transcript

1 00:00:08,466 --> 00:00:09,600 [knocking on door]

2 00:00:09,666 --> 00:00:12,068 Liberace? Uh, Liberace?

3 00:00:12,133 --> 00:00:15,936 - Thim seconds to curtain, Liberace. - Thank you.

4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,671 You know, Scooter, for years l've had piano-shaped finger rings,

5 00:00:20,733 --> 00:00:24,169 - piano-shaped swimming pools... - l know that.

6 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:27,536 Well, l want to thank the Muppets for making my life complete.

7 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:30,502 l now have a piano-shaped house pet.

8 00:00:30,566 --> 00:00:32,167 - [piano growling] - Whoa.

9 00:00:33,399 --> 00:00:35,135 lt wants to be walked.

10 00:00:36,433 --> 00:00:37,834 Or tuned.

11 00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:41,467 [drum roll]

12 00:00:41,533 --> 00:00:46,304 lt's rhe Muppet Show with our vey special guest star, Liberace.

13 00:00:46,366 --> 00:00:47,767 Yeah!

14 00:01:01,233 --> 00:01:05,070 It's time to light the light
 * 1) It's time to play the music

15 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:09,170 on The Muppet Show tonight
 * 1) It's time to meet the Muppets

16 00:01:09,233 --> 00:01:13,203 It's time to dress up right
 * 1) It's time to put on makeup

17 00:01:13,266 --> 00:01:15,301
 * 1) It's time to get things started

18 00:01:15,366 --> 00:01:17,601
 * 1) Why don't you get things started?

19 00:01:17,666 --> 00:01:20,402
 * 1) Why must they get things started?

20 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,935
 * 1) It's time to get things started

21 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,035
 * 1) On the most sensational, inspirational

22 00:01:26,099 --> 00:01:28,335
 * 1) Celebrational, Muppetational

23 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:34,072 The Muppet Show! #
 * 1) This is what we call

24 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:36,768 [sputtering]

25 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:40,868 - Rats. - [fanfare playing]

26 00:01:46,033 --> 00:01:47,634 Thank you, Gladys.

27 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,368 - Food! - Ahhh!

28 00:01:53,299 --> 00:01:55,301 Excuse me, down there, for a second.

29 00:01:55,366 --> 00:01:57,935 l'd like you to be on your best behavior tonight

30 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,469 because we have a real artist on the show, Liberace.

31 00:02:00,533 --> 00:02:03,435 - Liberace! - Cool it.

32 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:07,237 - Cool it, cool it! - Down. Easy. Stay.

33 00:02:07,299 --> 00:02:09,101 OK, good. Now, listen.

34 00:02:09,166 --> 00:02:11,835 Later on, Liberace is doing an entire concert for us,

35 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:13,768 so l'd like some dignity on the show.

36 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:17,636 Dignity! Dignity! Dignity!

37 00:02:17,699 --> 00:02:20,102 - Down, Animal. Down, down. - Down.

38 00:02:20,166 --> 00:02:22,801 Floyd, maybe you better shorten his chain tonight.

39 00:02:22,866 --> 00:02:25,602 Boss, you better get on stage. The show's started.

40 00:02:25,666 --> 00:02:27,367 Oh, sheesh.

41 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:33,569 - [Animal] Dignity! Dignity! - Ow!

42 00:02:33,633 --> 00:02:35,901 Dignity, dignity.

43 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:41,003 Thank you, thank you, thank you and welcome, again, to rhe Muppet Show.

44 00:02:41,066 --> 00:02:43,234 You're gonna have a real treat tonight

45 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:47,037 because our vey special guest star is the one and only Liberace.

46 00:02:47,099 --> 00:02:50,703 Later on in the show, he's going to play an entire concert for us.

47 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:55,203 - [sniffs] - Don't take it personally, Rowlf.

48 00:02:55,266 --> 00:02:58,135 Anyhow, right now l'd like you to close your eyes

49 00:02:58,199 --> 00:03:00,335 and think of exotic Greek dancers.

50 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,702 Because, if you open them, you'll see this.

51 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:04,767 [# Wever on Sunday]

52 00:03:16,333 --> 00:03:19,703 on a Monday, a Monday
 * Oh, you can kiss me

53 00:03:19,766 --> 00:03:23,302
 * 1) A Monday is vey, vey good

54 00:03:23,366 --> 00:03:27,103 A Tuesday, a Tuesday
 * Oh, you can kiss me on a Tuesday

55 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:29,468
 * 1) In fact, l wish you would

56 00:03:29,533 --> 00:03:33,436 on a Wednesday, a Thursday, a Friday
 * Oh, you can kiss me

57 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:36,603 - # A Saturday is best - [glass crashing]

58 00:03:36,666 --> 00:03:40,469 on a Sunday, a Sunday, a Sunday
 * 1) But you never, never

59 00:03:40,533 --> 00:03:42,668
 * 1) 'Cause that's my day of rest

60 00:03:43,466 --> 00:03:46,802
 * 1) Just name the day

61 00:03:46,866 --> 00:03:50,035
 * 1) That you like the best

62 00:03:50,099 --> 00:03:53,636
 * 1) Only stay away

63 00:03:53,699 --> 00:03:57,103
 * 1) On my day of rest

64 00:03:57,166 --> 00:04:00,936 on a bleak day, a freak day, a weekday
 * Oh, you can kiss me

65 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,435
 * Oh, you can be my guest

66 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:06,769
 * 1) But never, never on a Sunday, a Sunday

67 00:04:06,833 --> 00:04:10,836
 * 1) The one day l need a little rest

68 00:04:13,366 --> 00:04:15,868 - [man 1] Hey, Zorba. - [man 2] Yeah.

69 00:04:15,933 --> 00:04:17,801 - [man 1] Mikonos. - [man 2] Oh.

70 00:04:17,866 --> 00:04:19,934 [shouting in Greek]

71 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:25,138 - Humos. - [men shouting in Greek]

72 00:04:25,199 --> 00:04:28,169 Retsina!

73 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:30,501 Hey!

74 00:04:35,699 --> 00:04:37,468 [tempo increases]

75 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:42,002 [indistinct chattering]

76 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:56,170 - [man] Hey! - [clucking]

77 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:01,701 - [tempo increases] - [laughing]

78 00:05:04,233 --> 00:05:07,235 [all shouting indistinctly]

79 00:05:10,233 --> 00:05:13,936 - l love the bazookie music! - [plates breaking]

80 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,203 - Bazooka? - Bazookie! Bazookie.

81 00:05:20,266 --> 00:05:22,468 [explosion]

82 00:05:24,466 --> 00:05:26,601 [applause]

83 00:05:30,133 --> 00:05:33,536 Greek music. Vey appropriate for the pigs.

84 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,201 The pigs are from Greece?

85 00:05:35,266 --> 00:05:38,068 - The pigs are greasy. - [laughter]

86 00:05:38,133 --> 00:05:40,735 OK, Piggy, you were good.

87 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,835 - l was great. - Great.

88 00:05:42,899 --> 00:05:45,502 l thought we were into dignity tonight, chief.

89 00:05:45,566 --> 00:05:47,301 Those guys left a mess out there.

90 00:05:47,366 --> 00:05:50,068 True, but the next act'll take care of the broken glass.

91 00:05:50,133 --> 00:05:51,334 What's the next act?

92 00:05:51,399 --> 00:05:54,369 Alfredo and Hildegard, the mop dancers.

93 00:05:55,199 --> 00:05:58,036 - Hildegard, you look beautiful. - l'm Alfredo.

94 00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:00,302 - Of course. - Great planning, chief.

95 00:06:00,366 --> 00:06:02,234 Excuse me. l'm looking for...

96 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:05,202 Check upstairs. The dressing room with the star on it.

97 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:08,234 What's that all about?

98 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:11,403 Well, you see, Liberace is planning his whole concert...

99 00:06:11,466 --> 00:06:13,367 ...around our feathered friends.

100 00:06:13,433 --> 00:06:16,102 He's auditioning birds in his dressing room.

101 00:06:16,166 --> 00:06:18,167 Auditioning birds?

102 00:06:19,066 --> 00:06:21,168 But he hasn't seen my chicken act!

103 00:06:21,733 --> 00:06:24,502 Nellie, Camilla, get your tap shoes,

104 00:06:24,566 --> 00:06:27,068 your sel_er bottles, your bunny ears.

105 00:06:27,766 --> 00:06:30,935 Wait till Liberace sees this bird act.

106 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,201 Good grief.

107 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:35,102 Scooter, tell Swedish Chef his percolator act is next.

108 00:06:35,166 --> 00:06:36,834 - Check. - Hey, Gladys.

109 00:06:36,899 --> 00:06:38,668 Where's that fried egg l ordered?

110 00:06:38,733 --> 00:06:41,535 Oh! Chef, where's that fried egg Floyd ordered?

111 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,002 [speaking mock Swedish]

112 00:06:44,066 --> 00:06:46,067 Yeah, great. Just give it to me.

113 00:06:46,133 --> 00:06:48,802 Oh, Swedish Chef, on stage for the percolator act.

114 00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:51,034 [talking excitedly]

115 00:06:58,399 --> 00:07:01,002 - That's it, huh? - 'Fraid so, honey.

116 00:07:01,066 --> 00:07:03,868 Can l have a handful of coffee to go with it?

117 00:07:05,433 --> 00:07:08,035 [up-tempo music playing]

118 00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:12,137 [singing in mock Swedish]

119 00:07:20,933 --> 00:07:22,367 Percolator.

120 00:07:22,433 --> 00:07:24,568 l percolate the coffee.

121 00:07:27,933 --> 00:07:30,335 [humming]

122 00:07:36,666 --> 00:07:37,933 [clattering]

123 00:07:38,699 --> 00:07:41,202 [talking in mock Swedish]

124 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:49,901 What the hey?

125 00:07:49,966 --> 00:07:52,935 Wow, Dr. Bob. What's wrong with this man?

126 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,370 Oh, l think he has an advanced case of ingrown coffeepot.

127 00:07:57,666 --> 00:08:01,102 - Is it rare? - Yes. Usually it's found in hedgehogs.

128 00:08:01,166 --> 00:08:04,135 - In hedgehogs? - Surely you've heard of perc-upines?

129 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:07,869 On the other hand, pigs also suffer from it.

130 00:08:07,933 --> 00:08:10,535 - Pigs? - Haven't you heard of pork-ulators?

131 00:08:11,933 --> 00:08:14,568 [announcer] So Dr. Bob has made a house call.

132 00:08:14,633 --> 00:08:17,602 Tune in next time when you'll hear Nurse Piggy say:

133 00:08:17,666 --> 00:08:19,801 Dr. Bob, should we get him to a hospital?

134 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:22,368 - No. Just keep him away from policemen. - Why?

135 00:08:22,433 --> 00:08:24,201 He'll get a perk-ing ticket.

136 00:08:26,699 --> 00:08:30,036 OK. l didn't understand that, whatever it was.

137 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:33,603 Thank you, Swedish Hospital Veterinarian Chef.

138 00:08:33,666 --> 00:08:35,267 Well, so much for dignity.

139 00:08:35,333 --> 00:08:37,501 Kermit, Kermit, Kermit. Oh, boy.

140 00:08:37,566 --> 00:08:41,970 Eveybody here is really excited about the concert Liberace's doing with birds.

141 00:08:42,033 --> 00:08:44,201 - So l've noticed. - Especially Gonzo.

142 00:08:44,266 --> 00:08:48,436 l had to put a security guard on Liberace's dressing room door.

143 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:51,336 l'm telling you, he's got to see my chickens.

144 00:08:51,399 --> 00:08:54,536 Liberace ain't using no chickens in his concert.

145 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,601 Then maybe he'll see me.

146 00:08:56,666 --> 00:08:59,869 - He's only seeing birds. - l'm a bird.

147 00:09:01,133 --> 00:09:04,669 - Yeah, l'm a turkey. - You're not a real turkey.

148 00:09:04,733 --> 00:09:07,635 Are you kidding? Have you seen my act?

149 00:09:09,233 --> 00:09:12,369 Hey, Lee, l got this real turkey to see you.

150 00:09:15,066 --> 00:09:17,268 Here is a Muppet news flash.

151 00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:21,603 Work was started today on the remodeling of the Muppet news studio.

152 00:09:21,666 --> 00:09:23,968 And it is said that... Oh!

153 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,235 lt won't be long now.

154 00:09:28,299 --> 00:09:32,003 l'm down to the ten finalists in the bird auditions.

155 00:09:35,133 --> 00:09:38,302 [# l Want to Sing in Opera]

156 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,436 of these comedy songs
 * 1) l'm getting so tired

157 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:48,069
 * 1) l want to sing something divine

158 00:09:48,133 --> 00:09:51,269
 * 1) l'm sure and l'm certain to shine

159 00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:54,803
 * 1) As a star in the opera line

160 00:09:55,633 --> 00:09:59,069 Mozart and Puccini
 * 1) l simply love Wagner

161 00:09:59,133 --> 00:10:02,002
 * 1) Their music is simply tip top

162 00:10:03,033 --> 00:10:06,703 will be known as Piggini
 * 1) From now on, Miss Piggy

163 00:10:06,766 --> 00:10:09,935
 * 1) And see if l can't get a job

164 00:10:11,766 --> 00:10:16,103
 * 1) l wantto sing in opera

165 00:10:16,166 --> 00:10:19,235
 * 1) l've got that kind of voice

166 00:10:19,299 --> 00:10:22,703
 * 1) l'd always sing in opera

167 00:10:22,766 --> 00:10:25,969
 * 1) If l could have my choice

168 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:30,103
 * 1) Signore Caruso

169 00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:33,102
 * 1) Told me l oughtto do so

170 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:37,637
 * 1) That's why l want to sing in opera

171 00:10:37,700 --> 00:10:41,103
 * 1) Sing in op-op-op-op-opera

172 00:10:43,433 --> 00:10:45,434 Come in, boys.

173 00:10:46,266 --> 00:10:47,800 On three. One, mo, three.

174 00:10:47,866 --> 00:10:51,069
 * 1) She wants to sing in opera

175 00:10:51,133 --> 00:10:54,436
 * 1) She's got that kind of voice

176 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:57,669
 * 1) She'd love to sing in opera

177 00:10:57,733 --> 00:11:01,169
 * 1) If she could have her choice

178 00:11:01,233 --> 00:11:05,070
 * 1) Signor Caruso

179 00:11:05,133 --> 00:11:08,202
 * 1) Told me l oughtto do so

180 00:11:08,266 --> 00:11:12,870
 * 1) That's why l want to sing in opera

181 00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:15,402
 * 1) Sing in op-op-op-op-opera

182 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:16,633
 * 1) To sing, to sing

183 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:19,002 Is she going to sing?
 * 1) Is she going to sing?

184 00:11:19,066 --> 00:11:21,868 [overlapping operatic voices]

185 00:11:22,833 --> 00:11:24,768 [Miss Piggy] All right, knock it off!

186 00:11:24,833 --> 00:11:26,834 [applause, shouting]

187 00:11:35,733 --> 00:11:37,034 Ladies and gentlemen,

188 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:40,770 the Muppets are pleased and honored to turn over the rest of tonight's show

189 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:43,635 to one of the world's most amazing perFormers.

190 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:46,669 Here he is, in concert, what we've all been waiting for.

191 00:11:46,733 --> 00:11:48,835 Ladies and gentlemen, Liberace.

192 00:12:06,966 --> 00:12:10,736 [# Chopsticks]

193 00:12:10,799 --> 00:12:12,801 [laughter]

194 00:13:39,666 --> 00:13:41,667 [applause]

195 00:14:40,799 --> 00:14:42,801 [applause]

196 00:14:46,899 --> 00:14:48,935 Thank you. Thank you vey much.

197 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,269 l can't tell you how much fun it is doing this show.

198 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:54,368 Sure, it's fun doing the show.

199 00:14:54,433 --> 00:14:57,135 Ty watching the show and see how much fun it is.

200 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,267 [laughing]

201 00:14:58,933 --> 00:15:02,603 l've heard about you guys, and l'm not going to let you spoil things.

202 00:15:02,666 --> 00:15:05,935 l'm going to do something for the first time.

203 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,837 l'm going to dedicate an entire concert to all the birds.

204 00:15:09,899 --> 00:15:13,737 - l think you'll enjoy it. - If we do, that'll be another first.

205 00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:19,370 Well, listen, you guys. If you can't say something nice, don't say anything.

206 00:15:19,433 --> 00:15:22,135 Well, that's one way of keeping us quiet.

207 00:15:23,666 --> 00:15:25,067 Good.

208 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,935 Before l get started, l just want to explain.

209 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:32,070 l know, perhaps, you'll be looking at my fingers and wondering if they're real.

210 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,835 They are real diamonds.

211 00:15:38,033 --> 00:15:41,569 l'm glad you want to see them, because let's face it, you bought it.

212 00:15:42,299 --> 00:15:46,504 There's enough karats here to feed all the rabbits in the world.

213 00:15:46,566 --> 00:15:48,434 Well, what do you think?

214 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:50,435 Yep, they're real, all right.

215 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,268 Well, without further ado,

216 00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:57,170 let's begin our special concert dedicated to all the birds.

217 00:15:57,233 --> 00:16:00,502 - l can hardly wait. - Thank you, little fella.

218 00:16:03,466 --> 00:16:05,267 [# Misty]

219 00:16:23,266 --> 00:16:26,268 [seagulls calling]

220 00:18:12,766 --> 00:18:15,768 [applause, whistling]

221 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:26,271 (# Wocturne in F Sharp]

222 00:20:57,666 --> 00:21:00,668 [applause, whistling]

223 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:09,135 Well, do you like what you've heard so far?

224 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,770 - Yes! - You've spoiled a perFect record.

225 00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:15,735 Well, l'm pleased you like it so far.

226 00:21:15,799 --> 00:21:18,569 - Mr. Liberace? - Hello, Sam. How's evemhing?

227 00:21:18,633 --> 00:21:22,003 So far evemhing has been vey cultural.

228 00:21:22,066 --> 00:21:26,403 - And that worries me, sir. - Well, l thought you liked culture.

229 00:21:26,466 --> 00:21:29,735 l played the Nocturne especially for you.

230 00:21:29,799 --> 00:21:33,170 - l dedicated it to the birds. - Yes, yes, yes.

231 00:21:33,233 --> 00:21:37,203 l know this show, and l have seen your work too, sir.

232 00:21:37,266 --> 00:21:41,870 Because you have now played Chopin, it follows as night follows day

233 00:21:41,933 --> 00:21:46,504 that soon you will be wearing a rhinestone tuxedo

234 00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:49,268 and playing shameless boogie-woogie.

235 00:21:50,133 --> 00:21:54,570 l promise you, Sam, l won't be doing that soon.

236 00:21:54,633 --> 00:21:57,802 - No? - l'm gonna do it right now.

237 00:21:58,799 --> 00:22:01,536 [boogie-woogie music]

238 00:22:19,099 --> 00:22:21,702 [# five foot Two]

239 00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:25,335
 * 1) Eight foot mo, eyes of blue

240 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,101
 * 1) But, what those eight feet can do

241 00:22:27,166 --> 00:22:30,102
 * 1) Has anybody seen my bird?

242 00:22:33,866 --> 00:22:35,901
 * 1) Tall and bright, what a sight

243 00:22:35,966 --> 00:22:37,901
 * 1) Feathered friends of such a height

244 00:22:37,966 --> 00:22:40,902
 * 1) Has anybody seen my bird?

245 00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:46,569 an eightfoot mo
 * 1) Wow, if you run into

246 00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,701
 * 1) Feathered and fine

247 00:22:48,766 --> 00:22:50,801
 * 1) Lovely wings, all those things

248 00:22:50,866 --> 00:22:52,667
 * 1) Bet your life, that bird is mine

249 00:22:52,733 --> 00:22:54,868 Could she coo
 * Oh, could she bill

250 00:22:54,933 --> 00:22:56,968
 * 1) Could she cock-a-doodle-do

251 00:22:57,033 --> 00:23:00,136
 * 1) Has anybody seen my bird?

252 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,401 There he is!

253 00:23:03,666 --> 00:23:06,468 [# Charleston]

254 00:23:16,266 --> 00:23:17,934 - Take over, Rowlf. - OK.

255 00:23:18,599 --> 00:23:20,401 Oh, it's Liberace.

256 00:23:22,066 --> 00:23:25,602 Oh, look at that, he's dancing with you.

257 00:23:36,599 --> 00:23:41,671 feathered and fine
 * 1) Now, if you run into an eight foot mo

258 00:23:41,733 --> 00:23:43,768
 * 1) Lovely wings, all those things

259 00:23:43,833 --> 00:23:45,935
 * 1) Bet your life that bird is mine

260 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,001
 * Oh, could she bill, could she coo

261 00:23:48,066 --> 00:23:49,801
 * 1) Could she cock-a-doodle-do

262 00:23:49,866 --> 00:23:52,034
 * 1) Has anybody seen my

263 00:23:52,099 --> 00:23:54,435
 * 1) Bet your life she's been by

264 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:58,604
 * 1) Has anybody seen my bird?

265 00:24:05,866 --> 00:24:07,834 Well, it's been a vey special show,

266 00:24:07,900 --> 00:24:10,302 and we owe it all to our vey special guest.

267 00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:12,768 Ladies and gentlemen, Liberace. Yeah!

268 00:24:17,599 --> 00:24:19,234 Thank you. Thank you, Kermit.

269 00:24:19,299 --> 00:24:22,136 lt's really been fun doing a special concert for you.

270 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,435 But you didn't use my chicken act.

271 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:28,770 Gonzo! You didn't show Liberace that amul tap dancing chicken act, did you?

272 00:24:28,833 --> 00:24:32,469 Of course he did. They do it in bunny ears.

273 00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:36,202 l'm using it in my new Las Vegas act.

274 00:24:37,266 --> 00:24:39,267 That's wonderFul.

275 00:24:39,666 --> 00:24:42,902 l've already ordered the rhinestone bunny ears.

276 00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:46,803 l don't believe this. See you next time on rhe Muppet Show.

277 00:24:47,533 --> 00:24:49,568 They make rhinestone bunny ears?

278 00:24:49,633 --> 00:24:51,634 [indistinct chattering]

279 00:25:22,966 --> 00:25:25,668 Finally, we've seen them do a good show.

280 00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:27,901 Good. Can we please stop coming now?

281 00:25:27,966 --> 00:25:29,233 [laughing]