Captain Schnook and Mr. Schneeze

Captain Schnook and Mr. Schneeze are pirates who both appear in a 1993 episode of Sesame Street. Prairie Dawn doesn't believe they are real pirates, but Mr. Schneeze does his best to convince her of Captain Schnook's greatness. Captain Schnook explains that they need someone to play the piano while they sing and chooses Prairie Dawn. She agrees to do it, but soon finds out that they don't have a ship, so it's off to find one. Captain Schnook think that the Fix-it Shop is a ship, so he, feeling ambitious, decides to sail the seven seas in a shop-ship, and tells Mr. Schneeze to get the Fix-it Shop into ship-shop-shape. Later in the same episode, it was revealed that Captain Schnook and Mr. Schneeze aren't really pirates because Captain Schnook is a used car salesman and Mr. Schneeze is an accountant, they were just pretending to be pirates. At the end of the same episode, the former pirates have decided to become Russian folk dancers and so, Mr. Schneeze kicks across the RNN (Ridiculous News Network) newsroom.

Captain Schnook is made from the Large Lavender Live Hand Anything Muppet pattern while Mr. Schneeze is made from the Orange Gold Anything Muppet pattern. Captain Schnook and Mr. Schneeze are parodies of Captain Hook and Mr. Smee from the original story of Peter Pan.