Episode 1014




 * Gordon and Susan wake up too early.


 * A man tries to figure out the difference between drinking glasses and eyeglasses.


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie stacks cups and saucers in order to count them, making Bert quite nervous. Luckily, they're glued together.


 * Sesame Street Pageants: Prairie Dawn directs the cast in a pageant about the face. Ernie talks about eyes, Cookie Monster talks about the mouth, Bert and Grover talk about ears, and Herry Monster talks about the nose. At the end of the pageant, they assemble a picture of a face.


 * George the Farmer's ladder gets taller and shorter; his board does too.


 * Lefty's boss tells Lefty to steal the golden AN, take it to the tan van, give it to Dan, who will give it to Fran. However, Lefty can't remember the plan very well and has to repeat it several times, which results in a police officer named Stan hearing the plan and giving him "ten days in the can for stealing the golden AN". The skit ends with Lefty being taken away, saying, "I should have ran".


 * A cow wants to be counted as a bird in order to get some breadcrumbs.