Episode 0855


 * Oscar the Grouch plays "Simon Says" with the Kids.


 * Mr. Hooper asks the Kids to tell him if they hear something wrong in a poem he has written.


 * Grover is carrying the word "HELP". The word is very heavy. He asks for help to carry the word. However, he is given three more "HELP" words.


 * Lefty the Salesman wants to sell Ernie a scale. He uses two pounds of bananas and two pounds of apples to demonstrate how the scale works. Ernie is impressed. He already has a scale at home, but he'd like to buy the apples and bananas.


 * Ernie and Bert: Bert refuses to share his cookie with Ernie, who tells Bert that if the cookie was his, he wouldn't mind sharing. Ernie takes the cookie, and asks Bert to ask him if he would share it.


 * Caveman Days: King Ernie has a problem -- the cavemen write everything on rocks, which are too heavy to carry around. He calls upon the Royal Smart Person to invent something lighter to write on.