Episode 1287




 * Waiter Grover: Simon Soundman wants a chicken sandwich, which he orders as a "cluck-cluck" sandwich. Grover has trouble figuring out what his customer wants.


 * Sign Cartoons: A man reads the words "KISS ME", and gets licked by a large dog.


 * Film: A man spins in circles while riding in his kayak.


 * Ernie helps Cookie Monster in making apple-walnut-raisin cookies, but every time Ernie hands the monster each ingredient, Cookie Monster instantly devours it.


 * "The Rhymies at Sea" - The Rhymies go sailing at sea until their boat sinks.


 * Big Bird and David try each other's beds but come to the conclusion that for David the bed is the best, for Big Bird his nest is best.


 * The Deadly Nightshade sing their "Rubber Dolly" song.


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie doesn't think pigeons are able to laugh at Bert's pigeon jokes, but he's wrong ...


 * Animation: Three lines attempt to individually reach the top of the TV screen, but fail. They succeed after they combine all of their lengths.


 * Film: Footage of wolves.


 * Cookie Monster sees styrofoam letters that spell the word FOOD. After he sounds them out, he dons a bib, sprinkles salt and pepper on the letters, and not only eats those ... but the salt and pepper shakers AND the bib to boot!


 * Ernie and Bert: Bert says he's too cold, so Ernie goes overboard to get him warm by putting layer after layer of clothing upon him. This makes him too hot, so Ernie gives Bert an ice bag, opens the window and brings his electric fan.