Episode 0091


 * Anything Muppets sing "Mahna Mahna".
 * Alphabet Bates makes the letter L.
 * Ernie tries to help a mailman deliver a letter to Ms. Marian ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
 * Ernie explains to the audience how people have two of everything: "two eyes, two ears, two hands, two noses..." "Wait a minute, you ding-a-ling!" Bert interrupts. "People don't have two noses!" Ernie promptly pulls Bert's nose off, sticks it to his own face, and keeps counting. "Two noses, two hands, two ears, two eyes ... too bad!"
 * "Three Song (Song of Three)"
 * Cookie Monster and Ernie: Ernie counts out 11 cookies and one egg. Cookie Monster eats the cookies.
 * Alice Braithwaite Goodyshoes has a small pool of water. She is dry. A monster comes by and throws the pool at her, which makes her wet.
 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie wants to show Bert his ice cube collection, however, they were too cold so he put them in a box covered with an electric blanket. Much to Ernie's surprise, the ice cubes have disappeared. Bert tells him that it's because they've melted. Ernie, however, doesn't believe him and starts to think that a fish might have stolen them, and angrily walks out the door to "rip his scales off".
 * Buddy and Jim try to explain what umbrellas are for, and get wet in the process.
 * "Two Song (Song of Two)"
 * "Jazz #2"