Episode 0118




 * Lefty the Salesman sells Ernie some air, but when Ernie waves to Bert, wanting to show it to him, he drops it. According to Bert (who didn't know what Ernie had), "It couldn't have vanished into thin air." But Ernie sobs, "Yes, it could, Bert! It could!"
 * Kermit's Lectures: Kermit talks about clues.
 * Bob sings "Picture a World".
 * Susan sings "The Garden" to Oscar, to teach him to take care of the environment.
 * Kermit's Lectures: Kermit and Cookie Monster demonstrate what it is to be happy, angry and sad. Kermit gets angry when Cookie Monster eats the happy face that Kermit provided, Cookie Monster feels sad when Kermit threatens to tell Cookie's mommy what he did, and that makes Kermit happy because he was able to do his demonstration without the tasty styrofoam faces.
 * Speech Balloon: I -- (strawberry) Ice Cream
 * Cartoon: A Gary Owens-voiced man attempts to discuss the letter I, but is jeered by an offscreen voice. The man uses him as an example of the word "impolite".
 * Alphabet Bates makes the letter P.
 * Cartoon: A short poem about a pirate and his puppy demonstrate the letter P.
 * Cartoon: "Poverty U" -- A figure gives a salute to the letter U, and presents the letter with a bouquet of flowers.
 * Speech Balloon: “U” – Umbrella
 * Ernie and Bert share jellybeans. Ernie has six jellybeans, and Bert has seven. Bert thanks Ernie for giving him the extra jellybean. Ernie says that isn't fair -- they should have an equal amount. To make it even, Ernie eats the extra jellybean. That's fair, isn't it?
 * Pat Paulsen talks about backward and forward.
 * Kermit's Lectures: Kermit demonstrates sorting.
 * "Seven Song (Song of Seven)"