Deirdre

Dierdre is Dirk's girlfriend is The Sounds of Our Lives. One day in her living room, Dirk intends to pop the question to her, but he never gets to because she keeps getting up to turn of a dripping faucet, toss out a ticking alarm clock, and open the door for the 829 Express, the sounds of which are cutting Dirk off mid-sentence. Finally, Dirk loses it and ditches Dierdre, who then reveals that she has never before heard the sound of a slamming door.

We are then given a brief scene of the next day's episode, when Dierdre expresses delight over the sound of a jackhammer tearing up the sidewalk.