Welcome to the Muppet Show Fan Club

(opening drumroll) Kermit: Hello, there, and welcome to The Muppet Show Fan Club! Fozzie: Hello, everybody! (Everybody starts greeting the listener, and the usual general chaos ensues, before it settles down and we hear the Muppet Show Theme, which of course ends with Gonzo attempting to blow his trumpet.) Gonzo: Honk! Toot! Kermit: Uh, Gonzo, what happened to your trumpet? Gonzo: I ate it! Kermit: Of course.