Fozzie's Comedy Acts

Here is a list of Fozzie Bear's monologues from The Muppet Show.

Individual Sketches

 * Jokes on Any Subject
 * Fozzie asks the audience to come up with a word and he will tell a joke. Statler yells "Amoeba", which Fozzie doens't know the meaning of. Seen in Episode 103: Joel Grey.


 * The greatest straight man in the buisness
 * Statler and Waldorf convince Fozzie thathe's one of the greatest straight men in the buisness. Seen in Episode 104: Ruth Buzzi.


 * Not good enough to clean the palace
 * Statler and waldorf give Fozzie a hard time with his monologue. Fozzie says that he's good enough to play the palace, and they tell him he's not good enough to clean the palace. Seen in Episode 105: Rita Moreno.


 * Fozzie's best joke
 * Fozzie promises that if Statler and waldorf don't lauhg at his best joke, he will quit comedy. They laugh at his joke, but he actually told his worst joke. Seen in Episode 106: Jim Nabors.


 * The Telephone Pole Bit
 * Fozzie is inside a telephone booth, and Scooter asks him a question. seen in Episode 108: Paul Williams. Also included in the Playhoue Video: Fozzie's Muppet Scrapbook.