Episode 124: Mummenschanz

Miss Piggy is repulsed when Gonzo tells her that he loves her. Kermit tries to help by asking Piggy if she would like to go to dinner -- and when she accepts, he fixes her up with Gonzo. Everybody gets karate-chopped.

Songs/Sketches

 * Scooter and Floyd sing "Mr. Bassman."
 * Mummenschanz: Paper Faces
 * "The Blue Danube" at the Library
 * Mummenschanz: Three short skits
 * At the Dance
 * UK Spot: "When I'm Not Near the Fish I Love"
 * In the guest talk spot, Mummenschanz "talk" with Kermit -- the mouths of their masks open, and bubbles and ping-pong balls come out.
 * Wayne and Wanda: "It's Only a Paper Moon"
 * Vendaface: Statler
 * Muppet News Flash
 * Mummenschanz: Clay Faces

Cast
Muppets:
 * Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Scooter, Rowlf the Dog, Statler and Waldorf, Floyd Pepper, George the Janitor, Mildred Huxtetter, Animal, Red-Haired Woman, Sexy Muppet, Whatnots, The Eel, Sam the Eagle, Wayne, Vendaface, The Newsman

Background Muppets:
 * Dr. Teeth, Janice, Zoot, Hilda, Nigel the Conductor, Zelda Rose, Wanda

Performers

 * Jim Henson as Kermit the Frog, Rowlf, Eel, the Newsman, and Waldorf
 * Frank Oz as Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Sam the Eagle, George the Janitor, and Mildred
 * Dave Goelz as Gonzo
 * Jerry Nelson as Floyd Pepper and Vendaface
 * Richard Hunt as Scooter, Wayne, Pig Dancers, and Statler
 * Eren Ozker as Rowlf's and Animal's dancing partners
 * John Lovelady as Whatnot Dancers

Edits

 * On Nickelodeon, Wayne & Wanda's song It's Only a Paper Moon and Muppet News Flash were both cut.
 * On CTS, the UK spot When I'm Not Near the Fish I Love is cut.