Episode 301: Kris Kristofferson & Rita Coolidge

In the canteen, Gladys serves food to the crew. Miss Piggy orders the weight watcher's special, and she's annoyed when rival Annie Sue orders a hamburger and apple pie. Animal orders a TV dinner, which turns out to be a real TV.

Songs/Sketches

 * Opening number: Kris and Miss Piggy duet on "Help Me Make It Through the Night."
 * Gonzo repeats the seven times tables while balancing a piano with one hand: "Seven times one is seven! Seven times two is... seventeen!"
 * Rita sings her solo hit "We're All Alone" with some forest friends.
 * UK Sketch: "A Frog He Would A-Wooing Go"
 * Later, Gonzo gives Kris and Rita his autograph, which is really valuable after his failed piano balancing: "A lot of people think I'm dead now!"
 * Floyd sings "New York State of Mind."
 * Muppet Labs: Muppet Labs

Cast
Muppets: Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Rowlf the Dog, Sam the Eagle, Gladys, Annie Sue

Background Muppets: Woodland Animals

Performers

 * Jim Henson as Kermit the Frog, Rowlf, Dr. Teeth, and Waldorf
 * Frank Oz as Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, and Animal
 * Jerry Nelson as Floyd Pepper
 * Richard Hunt as Gladys, Scooter, Beaker, and Statler
 * Dave Goelz as Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, and Zoot
 * Louise Gold as Annie Sue