Episode 116: Avery Schreiber

To make Kermit jealous, Miss Piggy instructs Scooter to tell him that Avery is in love with her. Kermit finds out that it's all a trick, and Piggy karate-chops everybody.

Songs/Sketches

 * The Electric Mayhem perform a loud electric version of "Tenderly."
 * Miss Piggy tries to make Kermit jealous by instructing Scooter to tell him that she and guest star Avery Schreiber are romantically involved.
 * In a gladiator sketch, "Sir Avery of Macho" battles Sweetums with insults.
 * Muppet Labs: Gorilla Detector
 * Avery plays a security guard at a museum. Fozzie tries to steal his food from inside the painting.
 * At the Dance
 * UK Spot: Rowlf, Baskerville, Muppy and Catgut serenade a photograph of Lassie in "May You Always"
 * Talk Spot: Kermit, Piggy and Avery form a love triangle.
 * Wayne sings "Some Enchanted Evening" to Wanda but gets eaten by Gorgon Heap.
 * Veterinarian's Hospital: Chicken
 * Fozzie's Comedy Act: A Banana in My Ear
 * The Newsman rushes on to proclaim, "Here is a Muppet News Flash: There is no news tonight!"
 * Avery plays "Make a Song"

Cast
Muppets:
 * Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Scooter, Rowlf the Dog, Statler and Waldorf, Dr. Teeth, Floyd Pepper, Janice, Zoot, Animal, Sweetums, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Brewster, Sexy Muppet, Red-Haired Woman, Baskerville the Hound, Catgut, Muppy, Sam the Eagle, Wayne, Wanda, Gorgon Heap, The Newsman, Baby Koozebanian Creatures, Fazoobs, Male Koozebanian Creature, Shakey Sanchez, Pigs, Chicken

Background Muppets:
 * George the Janitor, Mildred Huxtetter, The Eel, Ohboy Bird, Hilda

Performers

 * Jim Henson as Kermit the Frog, Rowlf, Dr. Teeth, Waldorf and the Newsman
 * Frank Oz as Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal and Sam the Eagle
 * Jerry Nelson as Floyd Pepper, Shakey Sanchez and Baskerville
 * Richard Hunt as Scooter, Statler, Sweetums, Wayne, Gorgon Heap, Pig Dancers and Catgut
 * Dave Goelz as Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Brewster, Muppy and Chicken
 * Eren Ozker as Janice, Wanda, Rowlf's and Animal's dancing partners and Baby Koozebanian
 * John Lovelady as the Announcer and Male Koozebanian

Edits

 * Nickelodeon: The scene where Scooter tells Kermit about Avery and Miss Piggy being romantic behind Kermit's back was cut.
 * CTS: The UK skit May You Always is cut.