Episode 0678


 * Oscar refuses to let the Count count his trash can, so instead he counts all of Oscar's no's.


 * A little girl Muppet is lost and crying. A policeman Muppet comes along and asks what's wrong, and the girl sings a remembering song.


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie plays basketball.


 * Big Bird is very impressed with the sound imitations that Sam the Machine makes, but Susan is confused, thinking they're real.


 * Waiter Grover: Simon Soundman wants a chicken sandwich, which he orders as a "cluck-cluck" sandwich. Grover has trouble figuring out what his customer wants.


 * Luis thinks he's going nuts when he hears the imitations of sounds that Sam is making.


 * Ernie and Bert: Ernie comes home to a sleeping Bert and tries to think of things to do that won't wake him up. He can't watch TV, and he can't play with his ball. Bored, he decides to take a nap too -- but then he starts to snore. This wakes Bert up, who complains to Ernie. Ernie gets mad at being woken up.


 * David is also confused by the sounds that Sam is making.


 * Guy Smiley hosts Here is Your Life, surprising Oak Tree with the story of his life. The guests include Granny Fanny Nesselrode, who planted the tree as an acorn, Cloud and Sun, who gave the tree rain and sunshine, and Marty Table and Sarah Chair, who were made from the tree's friends.


 * Susan, Luis and David don't believe Big Bird when he tells them that it was Sam who made all the sounds they've been hearing.


 * Grover and Herry illustrate here and there.