Episode 0731


 * Big Bird is feeding cabbage to Mr. Snuffleupagus, but he runs out. When he goes to Susan and Gordon for more cabbage, they tell him that he can't feed an imaginary friend. Big Bird wonders if Snuffleupagus really is imaginary.


 * Song: "How Do You Get From Here to There?"


 * The Count subtracts lights.


 * Gordon and the Kids sing "A Kid Like You".


 * Roosevelt Franklin sings "To Be Born a Duck".


 * Bob and Kermit discuss frogs.


 * Oscar, who thinks he's a pirate, has built a long plank running out from the middle of his trash can, but Maria, Gordon and Susan protest that the plank is dangerous to passersby.


 * Oscar the Pirate is looking for a first victim to walk the plank, so he can fall into the ocean and be eaten by sharks. The Count is the first to walk the plank, but he ends up counting his steps.


 * Ernie and Bert: Bert tells Ernie to put away his toys, and Ernie devises a system of arranging toys. Unfortunately, all the categories he names only apply to his toy fire engine.