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GMA-Auditor
PERFORMER Dave Goelz
DEBUT 1992

An Auditor appears in a Good Morning America sketch broadcast on April 14, 1992.

He goes over Fozzie Bear's tax returns in Fozzie's office, finding several of his deductions ridiculous (such as rubber chickens, banana peels and pies). When Fozzie begs to know simply what the IRS wants, the auditor launches into singing "Money." He finds various amounts of cash hidden all around Fozzie's office, becoming more crazed with each verse. He's eventually joined by some fellow tax collectors, who follow him out as he cleans Fozzie out of every last dollar he has.

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