|PERFORMER||Jerry Nelson voice|
The man strolls into a restaurant (whooshing through the room instead of walking) and orders some "true mud." The rest of the patrons accuse him of being a Grouch, as they have a strong affinity for mud. However, the waitress brings him a "true spud," some "true cud," and a man name Bud, who tries giving him his broken watch (a "true dud"). Annoyed, the man throws himself on the floor, with a "true thud." Just when he's had enough, the waitress finally brings in a bathtub full of mud, which he uses for his mud bath.