These brief Muppet Show sketches, which may or may not have had a proper name on the show, took place in front of a backdrop that had a fountain painted on it. These skits featured a guest star and some Muppets. They lasted the first season.
- Zoot's Question
- Zoot has a question for Juliet Prowse: "What's red, long, fuzzy and has one eye?" Juliet doesn't know - neither does Zoot - but it's a Muppet Monster that she's wearing as a boa.
- Figures of Speech
- Joel Grey has gotten a new car and offers to take Gonzo for a "spin", but Gonzo takes him literally.
- Break a Leg
- Sweetums Falls for Florence
- The Tallest Person on the Show
- Paul Williams explains that one reason he agreed to be a guest star is that it gives him the chance to be the tallest person on the show. Sweetums, Thog, and one of the Mutations prove him wrong.
- Chicken March
- The Lost Key
- Lena Horne tries to ask Animal where her key is, until he uses a mallet to smash her foot.
- A Big Charge
- Pocket Camera
- Phyllis Diller has her own pocket camera. When Gonzo asks what pictures she took, they were of pockets.
- Need a Hand?
- Vincent Price has to carry a load of wardrobe. Sweetums offers to give him a hand.
- Mouse in My Dressing Room