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Wilkins and Wontkins appeared in eight commercials for Calso Water in 1961. The commercials had six 8-second IDs and two 20-second IDs. Their names were Cal and So in the commercials.

Picture Title Description
CalsoCannon
Cannon Wilkins, with a cannon, asks Wontkins if he's on a diet with Calso water, he answers no. Wilkins then shoots him with a cannon.
CalsoMallet
Mallet Wontkins comes in the store and asks the shopkeeper Wilkins if he's had anything for hangovers like him besides Calso Water. He does have an alternative option and he knocks him out with a mallet, on top of claiming that it won't cost him a cent.
Wilkins Wontkins Calso Water bottle
On the Wagon In one commercial, Cal is on a toy wagon drinking a bottle of Calso Water and So comes in:
So: What's a young kid like you doing with a bottle of Calso Water?
Cal: I'm on the wagon, pops!
So: Fresh kid.
Absolutelynocaloriesincalsowater
Pie In another, So is at a cafe where it serves Calso and pie. Cal is the waiter:
Cal: On a diet? Absolutely no calories in Calso Water!
So: Just gimme the pie.

(Cal splats the pie at So)

Cal: Want a Calso to wash it down?
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