Capital FM is a radio network of contemporary hit music stations in the United Kingdom. On April 3, 2014, as a promotion for the UK release of Muppets Most Wanted, Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, recorded a video for Capital FM's website. The duo sing a cover version of One Direction's hit "Little Things". Miss Piggy's verse about Kermit is sweet; Kermit's is a bit more barbed, and Piggy takes offense.
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“Miss Piggy: Your hand fits in mine, like it's made just for me.
Kermit: Yup.
Piggy: But bear this in mind -- it was meant to be.
Kermit: Aww.
Piggy: And I'm joining up the dots with the freckles in your cheeks. And it all makes sense to me.
Kermit: I know you've never loved the crinkles by your eyes when you smile...
Piggy: What?
Kermit: You've never loved your stomach or your thighs. Your little curly tail, at the bottom of your spine? Well, I'll love them endlessly, Piggy.
Piggy: Is this supposed to be flattery? I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth.
Kermit: I'm sorry. But if I ever do... it's you! Y'know?