|Music by||Andrew Blythe and Marten Joustra|
|Lyrics by||Belinda Ward|
|Publisher||BBC Worldwide Limited|
"Catastrophe" is a recurring song from The Furchester Hotel.
The song alternates with "A Furchester Never Gives Up" and "We Can Solve Any Problem" as it appears in each episode. When the Furchesters realize they have a huge problem on their hands, the song is played, where the Furchesters, Cookie Monster and Isabel sing as they scramble about the hotel.