PERFORMER Richard Hunt
DEBUT 1985
PATTERN Fat Blue Live Hand

After all his sheep have gotten tired of constantly jumping to be counted and split, Count von Count contacts Twenty-four Hour Emergency Counting Service for a counting alternative. One of this company's employees arrives at his castle almost instantly and suggests he count the holes in Swiss cheese or the paperclips in a jar. The Count, however, insists that neither of those are enough and wants more sheep to count. The man is not looking forward to this at all, and we soon find out why: he has to dress up like a sheep and do the jumping himself. He reluctantly does so, bleating as he leaps over the Count's bed, and pausing long enough to miserably quip: "it's not an easy way to make a living."