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PERFORMER Joey Mazzarino
DEBUT 2007

Dan Rather-not is a Grouch broadcaster that appeared in a season 38 episode featuring Anderson Cooper and Walter Cranky. When asked to answer a question, all he ever says is "I'd rather not."

He is a Grouch parody of news journalist Dan Rather.

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