"'Don't Get a Gink'" is a song sung by the Cat in the Hat about not wanting a Gink, but Eliza Jane wants wants one. The Cat in the Hat tries to change her mind by getting some other pet. Some of the pets include an Airedale that flies through the air, a Bald Eagle with a toupee, a Mink in the pink and many more.

The song was featured in the Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss episode "The Gink".