Eddie Pepitone (b. 1958) is an American actor and comedian who makes a small appearance as a Smalltown, USA postman in the 2011 feature film The Muppets. While a majority of his scenes were cut from the final film, he can be heard exclaiming "they're gone!" at the end of the "Life's a Happy Song" musical number. A fleeting rear shot of him (clearly not the same as the more visible dancer playing a postman) can be briefly glimpsed, trailing the parade of townsfolk.
He was a contestant on NBC's Last Comic Standing and he has had guest spots on Community, Conan, ER, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Flight of the Conchords (with James Bobin and Bret McKenzie) and roles in movies like Old School (with Craig Kilborn and James Carville).