Elmo is a detective, who receives a call from a man who can't stop sneezing following his pizza delivery. Elmo discovers the pizza is covered with pepper and the man claims the culprit was cube-shaped. The same happens at a young woman's apartment, who claims a cube-fellow delivered her pepper-induced flowers. Elmo is then led to the local theater, where a Ham Actor can't stop sneezing before his performance. They discover his false moustache is laced with pepper too. They spot the culprit hiding behind Velvet, who rises to reveal a meek cube with a pepper shaker. He confesses, claiming he wanted to be needed. Elmo and the pig sing about the many different cubes around them every day and the cube is revealed to be a tissue box, which is exactly what the pig needs.
