Episode 0407

Sesame Street
Officer Bird on patrol
Air date	November 14, 1972
Season	Season 4 (1972-1973)
Sponsors D, W, 3 This episode guide has been compiled from script materials provided by a trusted source. ⓘ

Picture	Segment	Description
	SCENE 1	Big Bird dons a policeman's uniform and declares he's going to pretend to be a member of the law enforcement, but he doesn't know what police officers actually do. He asks David, who tells him police often arrest people for such crimes as stealing. He tries to arrest Maria when he sees her removing a bag from the Hooper's Store counter, but Mr. Hooper confirms the bag belongs to her - it's her groceries.
	Muppets	Grover's rowboat - part 1 Grover and a group of monsters, including Herry Monster, Fenwick and Billy, get into a rowboat. The monsters all gather at one end, causing the boat to tip over and sink. (First: Episode 0281)
	Cartoon	An anthropomorphic cloud blows a wild wind disturbing some farm animals.
	Muppets	Grover's rowboat - part 2 The monsters gather on the other end of the boat, and it sinks again. (First: Episode 0281)
	Cartoon	Workmen construct a D building, filled with everything that begins with D. (First: Episode 0406)
	Muppets	Grover's rowboat - part 3 The monsters finally spread out over the boat evenly, and row away. (First: Episode 0281)
	Film	Number Three Ball Film: A red ball follows a rollercoaster-like track through checkpoints (each, a set of three) that are counted in voiceover. At the end, the ball is ground up into a powder. (First: Episode 0254)
	Cartoon	A story of a man who hates frogs (voiced by Daws Butler), until his swamp becomes infested with flies. (First: Episode 0387)
	SCENE 2	Big Bird asks Maria what else police officers do, to which she replies that they often help people cross the street. Big Bird spots an elderly woman, grabs her bag and starts forcing her across the street against her wishes.
	Cartoon	W is for Worm (First: Episode 0001)
	Muppets	Bert sings the club song for The National Association of W Lovers. (First: Episode 0366)
	Film	A baby messes around (literally) with a chocolate cookie, as Cookie Monster (in voice-over) wishes it were for him.
	Muppets	Grover watches Mumford practice a trick, making a rabbit come out of his hat. Mumford has trouble getting a rabbit to come out of the hat, and both are oblivious to the fact that Grover is turning into a rabbit.
	Cast	Luis looks for the SALIDA in a brick room.
	Cast	Luis looks for the exit in a brick room.
	Muppets	Three witches attempt their own individual spells, which don't work out to their liking. They decide to cooperate by bringing all of their ingredients together, thus making chicken soup.
	SCENE 3	David sings "One of These Things" using some blobs.
	Cartoon	W - wallpaper (First: Episode 0291)
	Muppets	Maria tells the story of "The King's Problem".
	Cartoon	Poor Solomon Grundy washes a different part of the left side of his body every day, but at the end of the week, "he's still half dirty!" (First: Episode 0001)
	Song	Joe Raposo sings "Everybody Eats."
	SCENE 4	Big Bird thinks of something he could actually succeed at doing as an officer - give tickets to those who litter. He spots a candy wrapper on the ground by the Fix-It Shop, where Luis is enjoying a candy bar. He starts to write out a ticket for Luis, who points out that his wrapper is in his hand. Big Bird tosses the ticket away and when he realizes that he's littered, he starts writing a ticket for himself.
	Muppets	The Martians examine a grandfather clock.
	Cartoon	W For Wilbur (First: Episode 0366)
	Film	A pride of lions feasts on an animal carcass.
	Cartoon	Donnie Budd sings about three trios of animals who live on a fat lady's lap. Artist: Bud Luckey (First: Episode 0299)
	Muppets	Grover, Herry Monster, and Billy rearrange themselves in different ways and count to three, until they get exhausted and faint. (First: Episode 0186)
	SCENE 5	Oscar wants to make sure people stay away from his can today and plans to tell people directly. Nobody is around, save for Maria, who is far away. He yells to her to stay away, but she can't hear him. She comes close to his can to get the message, to Oscar's chagrin.
	Cartoon	Three birds enter a cuckoo clock to do their job.
	Muppets	An Anything Muppet man named Jack sings "A, You're Adorable" to his girlfriend, Adrienne, using alphabet blocks to enumerate the ways that he loves her. Cookie Monster shows up and eats the blocks. (First: Episode 0023)
	Cartoon	Workmen construct a D building, filled with everything that begins with D. (repeat)
	Film	Number Three Ball Film: A red ball follows a rollercoaster-like track through checkpoints (each, a set of three) that are counted in voiceover. At the end, the ball is ground up into a powder. (repeat) (First: Episode 0254)
	Muppets	Juanita helps her brother Angel overcome his fear of a haircut.
	Transition	Bridge #17 - Hourglass Fast/Empty (First: Episode 0327)
	Film	Lizard! Music: Joe Raposo (same as "birds")
	SCENE 6	Luis names various body parts in Spanish.
	Muppets	In a Dragnet parody, Sergeant Thursday and Ben hunt for a wanted W. (First: Episode 0395)
	Film	Mad Painter #3 (First: Episode 0343)
	Cartoon	W is for Worm (repeat)
	Transition	Bridge - Fill (1:12)
	SCENE 7	Goodbye

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