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| '''Kermit''' || Looks like it's another wipeout for Gonzo. |
| '''Kermit''' || Looks like it's another wipeout for Gonzo. |
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| '''Kermit''' || Oh, yeah. |
| '''Kermit''' || Oh, yeah. |
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| '''Scooter''' || He wants you to know he's very grateful you're letting him do the "Simon Smith" number. |
| '''Scooter''' || He wants you to know he's very grateful you're letting him do the "Simon Smith" number. |
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| '''Juliet''' || No, none whatsoever. Except that I've never had to share my dressing room before with a man who eats a tire. |
| '''Juliet''' || No, none whatsoever. Except that I've never had to share my dressing room before with a man who eats a tire. |
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| '''Kermit''' || I told Gonzo to dress in the alley. Hey, listen, I gotta go introduce you. Uh, you look beautiful. Beautiful! ''(exits)'' |
| '''Kermit''' || I told Gonzo to dress in the alley. Hey, listen, I gotta go introduce you. Uh, you look beautiful. Beautiful! ''(exits)'' |
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| '''Juliet''' || ''(to viewer)'' He's sweet. For a frog. |
| '''Juliet''' || ''(to viewer)'' He's sweet. For a frog. |
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=="Solace"== |
=="Solace"== |
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Revision as of 07:02, 23 March 2017
Theme
Opening number
Main stage. Kermit enters to applause. | |
Kermit | Thank you. Thank you. Hey, listen, it's another great show, folks. I mean, tonight our guest star is one of the truly great dancers of the world, the one and only Miss Juliet Prowse. And, if that weren't enough, we've also got “Mahna Mahna.” Whatever that means. |
Mahna Mahna and the Snowths perform the classic variety show number, "Mahna Mahna." | |
As the song draws to a close, Mahna Mahna dances his way backstage and out of the Muppet Theater. Soon after he has disappeared, the phone rings. | |
Kermit | Hello? OK. Just a second. |
Kermit | It's for you. |
Mahna Mahna | (on other end) Mahna mana! |
Applause. | |
Statler | The question is, what is a "Mahna Mahna"? |
Waldorf | The question is, who cares? |
Backstage
Gonzo's stunt / Backstage
"Solace"
Kermit | Ladies and gentlemen, the lovely Miss Juliet Prowse. |
Juliet dances to "Solace" with the Green Gazelles. The number uses the Black Light Theater technique to mask the puppeteers portraying the gazelles. Juliet vanishes into the background at the end of the song. | |
Waldorf | Hey, she just vanished. How did she do that? |
Statler | Probably like this. (vanishes) |
Waldorf | Yup. That's probably how she did it. |
At the Dance
UK spot
Talk spot
Backstage
Cowboy Time
Blackout
OZZT Juliet, what has one eye, sharp teeth and is long and fuzzy?Juliet | I don't know.
OZZT I don't know either, but you're wearing it. |
Her feather boa comes to life. | |
Feather boa | Hiya, toots. |
She screams. It screams and flees off her neck. | |
Backstage
Kermit looks around. Muppy goes upstairs. Scooter is in costume. | |
Kermit | Muppy, Scooter, you're on next. |
Scooter | It's no use, Kermit. |
Kermit | What? |
Scooter | Muppy says if you won't change the title of the show, he's not going on. He's locked himself in his dressing room and he's not coming out. |
Kermit | Yeah, but the "Simon Smith" number's on next. |
Scooter | I know, I know. |
Kermit | What are we gonna do? |
Fozzie | Kermit? Kermit? Kermit? How come I'm not doing an act this week? Hm? |
Kermit | Uh... uh, congratulations, Fozzie, you're doing an act this week. |
Scooter and Kermit go onstage. | |
Fozzie | Sometimes I can be very persuasive. |