Episode 1060

• Oscar the Grouch tells a story about pieces of trash.

• David sings "Who You Looking At, Tiger?" (EKA: Episode 0418)

• Ernie & Bert — Ernie won't let Bert into the apartment. At first, Bert is sad -- but then he thinks Ernie might be hiding something, which makes him mad. He demands to be let in -- and finds that Ernie has thrown him a surprise party, which makes him happy. (First: Episode 0461)

• Hubley animation: A girl tries to lure her cat out from under the chair so she can pick him up.

• Sesame Street News Flash: Kermit the Frog interviews the father of young George Washington, who is annoyed that George keeps chopping down his cherry trees and then telling the truth about it. (First: Episode 0916)

• Cartoon: A girl uses her paint-by-the-numbers set to find an elephant in her picture. (EKA: Episode 0803)

• Ray Charles sings "The Alphabet Song".

• Film: A group of Hispanic children pick members for their baseball team. A new kid, Ramon, joins them. (EKA: Episode 0811)

• Two Muppet hands argue over a piece of cake before they decide to share it. (EKA: Episode 0235)

• Song: "Pockets" (EKA: Episode 0796)

• Film: Joe Raposo counts 20 antique cars. (EKA: Episode 0597)

• Film: Footage of wolves.

• Maria, David, Bob, and Luis play knights who have their lunch at a round table. (First: Episode 0952)

• Film: The celebration of Chinese New Year (EKA: Episode 0807)

• Ernie tries to put a pot on Bert's head. Bert asks Ernie why he's doing that, and Ernie says that he broke a cookie jar. Ernie has to put the cookies somewhere, so he put them in the sugar bowl – and put the sugar in the flowerpot, which meant that he had to put the flower in a milk bottle. He put the milk in the soda bottle, and the soda into the fishbowl, and the fish in Bert's cowboy hat. Bert asks, "Now what am I going to wear when I want to play cowboy?" Ernie puts the pot on Bert's head and says, "Ride 'em, cowboy, Bert!" (First: Episode 0279)

• Cartoon: Two men (represented by only their heads) have their own different idea, and tell the other about it; now both men know twice as much. (EKA: Episode 0268)

• The Count counts ten angry people and Oscar announces the closing sponsors. ("Have a rotten day!")

Notes

• The credit sequence for this episode appears on Old School: Volume 2.