|Air Date||June 30, 1996|
|Written by||Dick Blasucci, Paul Flaherty, Darin Henry, Jim Lewis, Kirk Thatcher, and Patric Verrone|
|Director||Greg V. Fera|
- Animal's music interlude
Animal hits his head against a gong and incapacitates himself.
- Fairyland PD - The Big Crack-up
Clifford and Bobo try to prevent Humpty Dumpty from jumping off a wall and committing suicide. However, Bobo's attempts to talk him round only stiffen his resolve and the detectives decide to eat the evidence.
Jason Alexander stars as Hercule Poirot in an Agatha Christie spoof. Mr. Poodlepants is murdered, and Hercule is called on to solve the case. But everyone thinks he is "Hercules", the fictional Greek hero. Jason makes several in-character attempts to explain who he really is, but when Bunsen mistakes him for Superman, he loses patience, and leaves, falling off the train in the process.
Miss Piggy and her crew's spaceship is invaded by space pirates led by Vendela. Miss Piggy tells her crew that Vendela is an ugly monster princess, but she turns out to be the Swedish supermodel, and all the male members of the crew go off to be a personal slaves, leaving Miss Piggy to vent her anger on the new spaceship computer.
- According to this episode, Jason and Gonzo were in the drama club together at the South Bay Regional Polytechnic Institute for the Performing and Industrial Arts Nightschool, Downtown Campus.
- Kevin Clash as Clifford, Craniac, Polly Lobster
- Dave Goelz as The Great Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Waldorf, Egghead, Snorty, Ernest Pleth
- Steve Whitmire as Kermit the Frog, Beaker, Mr. Poodlepants, Rizzo the Rat, Captain Pighead
- Jerry Nelson as Statler, Jowls, Egghead
- Brian Henson as Seymour, Thor, Nigel
- Bill Barretta as Pepe, Bobo, Captain Pighead, Al-1995 Plus tax, Clueless Morgan
- Frank Oz as Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal
- Leslie Carrara-Rudolph
- Thom Fountain
- John Kennedy
- Bruce Lanoil
- Len Levitt
- Drew Massey
- Joe Selph
- Allan Trautman
- Clifford, Gonzo, Rizzo the Rat, Jowls, Kermit the Frog, Nigel, Fozzie Bear, Mr. Poodlepants, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker, Seymour, Pepe the King Prawn, Animal, Miss Piggy, Muppets Tonight Band, Captain Pighead, Craniac, Snorty, Bobo the Bear, Mr. Callahan, Polly Lobster, Clueless Morgan, Eggheads, Ernest Pleth, Thor, Zeus
- Begoony, Big Mean Carl, Blustering Bellowpane Monster, Buster Bergman, Butch, Chickens, Chip, Crocodile, Frackles, Gnu, Large Marvin Fraggle, a Monkey, Doris, Pigs, Rats, Quongo, The Newsman, Shirley
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