The Muppet Show transcript for Episode 114: Sandy Duncan.
Theme[]
Kermit appears in the show's O. | |
Kermit | It's The Muppet Show, with our special guest star, Miss Sandy Duncan! |
The banner rises, and the theme begins. | |
Chorus girls |
It's time to play the music |
Male chorus |
It's time to put on makeup |
The curtain opens on Fozzie. | |
Fozzie | Hey, we were so poor, I was born at home. After my mother saw me, she went to the hospital. |
The audience laughs. The curtain closes. | |
Kermit |
To introduce our guest star, |
The curtain opens on Sandy, on the set for the opening number. | |
Kermit | But now let's get things started |
Kermit & gang |
On the most sensational, inspirational |
Gonzo accidentally drops his mallet, and so hits the gong with his head. |
Opening number[]
Main stage. Kermit enters to applause. | |
Kermit | Thank you, thank you, thank you. Hi-ho. I'm in a great mood tonight, and that's because our special guest star is a real good friend and a lovely lady - Miss Sandy Duncan. And so that means our show tonight should be a real bang-up affair … |
Enter Crazy Harry, holding a detonator. | |
Crazy Harry | Did somebody say "bang"? |
Kermit | Uh, no. |
BOOM! Harry sets off an explosion which sends Kermit flying into the balcony with Statler and Waldorf. | |
Kermit | (looks down) Wow. I've always wondered what the show looked like from up here. In any event, let's start off the show with a musical number that was staged by our own gofer, Scooter. It could be a bomb, but uh — |
Crazy Harry | Did somebody say "bomb"? |
Kermit | Oh no! |
BOOM! Harry sets off another explosion and laughs. Fozzie waves his way through the smoke as he comes on stage. | |
Fozzie | Wow. Heh. Well, somebody's gotta introduce our guest star, so it might as well be the old Fozzie. OK. Here she is, a star who does it all. She sings, she dances, she acts and she makes you feel good all over. Miss Sandy Duncan! |
Sandy performs "A Nice Girl Like Me," singing and dancing in a bar with several monsters. The Electric Mayhem plays backup. | |
Waldorf | Bravo! Bravo! |
Statler | Mm. Wonderful. |
Waldorf | Fantastic. |
Statler | Tremendous. Yeah, you know, she makes me feel like a young boy. Heh. |
Waldorf | Yeah, she makes me feel like a young girl. I think I'll go find one. (exits) |
Statler | (laughs) |
Backstage[]
The Swedish Chef[]
Fozzie's comedy act / Backstage[]
At the Dance[]
Inner Beauty[]
UK Spot[]
Gonzo, accompanied by Rowlf, sings "Nobody." |
"Never Smile at a Crocodile"[]
Talk Spot[]
Muppet Newsflash[]
Backstage[]
Veterinarian's Hospital[]
"Try to Remember"[]
Sandy sings "Try to Remember" to Kermit in a peaceful setting. Slowly, a whole group of Muppets arrive to listen in. |