Theme
Kermit appears in the show's O. | |
Kermit | It's The Muppet Show, with our very special guest star, Twiggy! |
The banner rises, and the theme begins. | |
Chorus girls |
It's time to play the music |
Male chorus |
It's time to put on makeup |
The curtain opens on Fozzie. | |
Fozzie | Hey, I went to a resort hotel for a change and a rest. The waiter got the change and the hotel got the rest. Aaaah! |
The audience laughs. The curtain closes. | |
Kermit |
To introduce our guest star, |
The Muppets surround Twiggy as she grins. | |
Kermit | But now let's get things started |
Kermit & gang |
On the most sensational, inspirational |
Gonzo hits Beautiful Day Monster instead of the "O." |
Opening number
Main stage. Kermit enters to applause and a fanfare. | |
Kermit | Thank you, thank you, thank you. Good evening, gang, and welcome to the show. And what a show it is, 'cause tonight our special guest is a beautiful young lady, whose face is known the world over. She only has one name, but many talents - the one and only Twiggy. We'll be meeting her in a few minutes, but right now let's get things swinging on The Muppet Show! |
A Feather Duster sings "Dance" with a group of Feather Boas to back it up. | |
Statler | Was that a great number? |
Waldorf | I don't know. I slept through it. |
Statler | Me too. That's why I asked. (dozes off) |
Backstage
"In My Life"
Backstage
Wayne and Wanda
"The King's Breakfast"
At the Dance
UK spot
Rowlf plays "Minuet in G Major," making a few minor mistakes along the way. | |
Rowlf | (midway through) Sorry about that. |
Vendaface
Backstage
Muppet newsflash
Backstage
"Ain't Nobody's Business But My Own"
Kermit | Our guest star tonight was born in London, but all you folks in Enid, Oklahoma, better stand by to hear a soul sister. Ladies and gentlemen, the down-home sound of the incomparable Twiggy! |
Twiggy, the Hillbilly Singer and the Gogolala Jubilee Jugband sing "Ain't Nobody's Business But My Own." |