Episode 1634

	Sesame Street
	C-3PO and R2-D2 visit Sesame Street, part 1; (repeat of 1364)
Air date	February 11, 1982
Season	Season 13 (1981-1982)
Written by	Tony Geiss
Directed by	Jon Stone
Sponsors	J, Z, 4

Picture	Segment	Description
	SCENE 1	Big Bird takes a stroll down Sesame Street, admiring the usual sunny day. Suddenly, he hears something and sees a flying saucer land in the yard behind the fence! He tells David, Luis, Maria, and the kids what he just witnessed: when the spacecraft landed, two bizarre creatures came out. One was tall and humanoid, the other was short and rolled around. David thinks he's mistaking reality for a movie he saw, while Luis suggests he go back to his nest to calm down his wild imagination.
	SCENE 1 cont'd	A few moments later, everybody is shocked when they see two droids quickly shuffle (and roll) by. "Who's imagining now?!" Big Bird exclaims.
	Cartoon	"Four Seasons" (First: Episode 0276)
	Film	Old paper, new paper Music: "Blue Nosed Gopher" by Graham Preskett (First: Episode 0911)
	Cartoon	A disobedient jacket illustrating words that begin with the letter J annoys an off-screen narrator, which reveals two kids named Jenny and Jeff inside of it. (First: Episode 0527)
	Muppets	Ernie and Bert: Sharing a Pie — Ernie has two slices of apple pie. He takes the big piece and gives Bert the small piece. (First: Episode 1166)
	Cartoon	Things say that other things are small, but then something comes along that's bigger, or smaller, or whatever. (First: Episode 0320)
	SCENE 2	Big Bird and the others befriend the two droids, who introduce themselves as C-3PO and R2-D2. They have arrived because R2 is on a secret mission to deliver a message to someone on Sesame Street, but first they are in need of refreshments. Rather than getting some food at Hooper's Store, Maria and Luis get some oil from the Fix-It Shop to help the droids relax after their long journey. Maria pumps an oil can to lubricate C-3PO's various joints, while Luis pours a glass of brake fluid into R2-D2, who thanks them with a synthesized burp.
	Film	A boy narrates a film about how cheese is made. (First: Episode 1124)
	Cartoon	An alien lands on Earth, looking for a Z to eat. He snatches one off a policeman's uniform, eats it, and rests. (First: Episode 1481)
	Muppets	Muppet & Kid Moment — Grover and Tanya play the "hug/stop" game. (First: Episode 1562)
	Animation	Scribbles move around a black screen, until they see a STOP sign.
	Song	Joe Raposo sings "What Babies Are Called" (First: Episode 0096)
	Cartoon	Before and after: Several kids are sad, but become happy when a fruit vendor appears. (First: Episode 0631)
	Muppets	Kermit at Home: Cold and Warm — As Grover freezes outside in the snow, he keeps knocking on Kermit's door. (First: Episode 0598)
	SCENE 3	With C-3PO translating, R2-D2 gives clues to David and two kids to guess who his message is for: someone who is shaggy, lives outdoors and indoors at the same time, and is very rude. David and the kids realize they mean Oscar the Grouch, and take the droids to see him. R2-D2 delivers his message to Oscar via a hologram sent from Lothar the Grouch, millions of miles away from one of the moons of Zircon. Lothar's message: "Oscar the Grouch... get lost!" Oscar replies, "Man, oh, man! What do you know? There is intelligent life in outer space!"
	Cartoon	A family of snakes makes shapes, and rolls away. (First: Episode 1506)
	Muppets	Biff sings "This Is My J." (First: Episode 1169)
	Cartoon	Consonant Sound: J, jaguar (First: Episode 1144)
	Song	"Me and You," over footage of rhinos in love (First: Episode 0940)
	Celebrity	Madeline Kahn: "I love rhinoceroses...but I wouldn't invite one to lunch." (First: Episode 1106)
	Cartoon	Jughead Jones's J story (First: Episode 0231)
	Insert	In voiceover, kids count out twelve in a deck of playing cards. (First: Episode 0480)
	SCENE 4	Big Bird asks C-3PO and R2-D2 if robots have feelings, likening them to his friend Sam the Robot. C-3PO explains that they do, and recounts a time when he and R2 got separated then reunited that made them feel both sad and happy. Next, C-3PO tries to encourage R2 to show an angry expression. However, R2 doesn't feel like getting upset, which irks C-3PO enough to begin to rant; this helps Big Bird learn that droids can also get angry.
	Cartoon	Round and angled pegs fit into their respective holes. (First: Episode 1452)
	Muppets	Four Anything Muppet cheerleaders give four big cheers for the number 4. (First: Episode 0132)
	Cartoon	Four ducks Artist: Owe Gustafson (First: Episode 1481)
	Cast	Sonia Manzano plays a flamboyant salesperson peddling human hands in a commercial. Throughout her pitch, various uses for hands are shown including scratching, poking, chopping, tickling, and playing the piano. After her spiel, she adds that this offer is not available to elephants. (First: Episode 1591)
	Cartoon	Three little men climb up the three flower stems. (First: Episode 0634)
	Muppets	Muppet & Kid Moment — Ernie, Bert and Shola talk about taking a nap. (First: Episode 0537)
	Cartoon	J family jamboree (First: Episode 0365)
	SCENE 5	Big Bird, C-3PO, R2-D2 and the kids play Blind Man's Bluff. Luis helps blindfold Big Bird for the game, but Big Bird has trouble trying to identify his new droid friends by touch alone, mistaking R2-D2 for the mailbox and C-3PO for a lamppost. After he finally touches R2 (confusing him for the mailbox again), an exhausted Big Bird lifts his blindfold and suggests hopscotch instead...
	Cartoon	A red armless character is stalked by the letter Z until he eats it. (First: Episode 1340)
	Muppets	The Martians find a grandfather clock. (First: Episode 0407)
	Cartoon	Sign Sounds: STOP. After the man reads the sign, two cars screech to a stop, one on each side of him. (First: Episode 1163)
	Film	Stop! (kids dancing) Music: Joe Raposo (First: Episode 0681)
	Muppets / Cast	Bob sings "Anybody Can Sing" with the Anything Muppets. (First: Episode 1374)
	Cartoon	Only one of the two footprints can belong. (First: Episode 0509)
	Film	A beekeeper extracts honey from honeycomb. (First: Episode 1117)
	Cartoon	A man visits the police department to report a lost person and make sure the officer's sketch matches what he describes. (First: Episode 1609)
	SCENE 6	C-3PO and R2-D2 are prepared to head back to outer space, this time to deliver Lothar the Grouch a gift from Oscar. David inspects the suspicious can of candy, which of course contains snakes that spring out everywhere. C-3PO is sure Lothar will appreciate the grouchy gesture, and he and R2-D2 board their ship. As Big Bird and his friends bid the droids good-bye, C-3PO announces the sponsors.
	CLOSING SIGNS	Susan holds the Sesame Street sign, while Gordon holds the CTW sign. R2-D2 gives an inquisitive bleep, and C-3PO adds "Well, how should I know what the Children's Television Workshop is?"