| Sesame Street | |||||||
| Air date | March 8, 1982 | ||||||
| Season | Season 13 (1981-1982) | ||||||
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SCENE 1 | Mr. Hooper discovers the store has no more eggs, bread or orange juice, and the breakfast crowd will be due soon. A Honker appears to run the counter while Mr. Hooper gets some groceries. Bob enters and is able to divine from the Honker's gestures that they have no breakfast foods he wants. He's not able to understand the Honker's honking about what is in stock and asks that he write it down instead. The Honker is unable to write in English either, writing out "honk" several times. Bob is about to leave to see if he can get any breakfast at Susan's, when the Honker brings in someone else who Bob might communicate better with - a Dinger, who dings away wildly. |
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Cartoon | A boxer explains the letter "B". (First: Episode 0006) |
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Muppets | Harvey Kneeslapper asks a man, "Do you know where I wanna be?" The man says he doesn't know. Harvey says, "I wanna B -- right here!" and slaps a letter B on the man's sweater. Harvey runs off, laughing. (First: Episode 0277) |
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Animation | An orange pops out of a basket of fruits and gets "made up" as the face of Carmen, the role in the opera of the same name. While singing "Habanera," the famed aria from the opera, Carmen loses her "face" and can't resume singing until the wig returns. (First: Episode 0277) |
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Film | A girl explains her life in a motor home. (First: Episode 1235) |
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Cartoon | B is for bubbles, bubbles and more bubbles. And Bosco, who is taking a bath. (First: Episode 0355) |
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Film | A look at the life of Colleen, who lives in Arizona. Music: Joe Raposo (First: Episode 0504) |
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Muppets | Ernie and Bert: Sharing a Newspaper — Ernie reads the newspaper over Bert's shoulder. (First: Episode 1193) |
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Cast | David and Olivia sing "It Feels Good When You Sing a Song." (First: Episode 1176) |
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Cartoon | Is snow cold? Yes! (First: Episode 0822) |
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Muppets | Cookie Monster comes to the bakery looking for something delicious that rhymes with BUY. He tries the I (from the MIKE'S BAKERY sign) and the baker's TIE, both of which aren't that delicious. Finally, Guy Smiley comes in and loudly announces that he would like to BUY a PIE. Cookie then knows what he can get in the bakery that rhymes with BUY and is delicious: it's GUY! A chase ensues, and Cookie requests for the baker to send him the bill. (First: Episode 0481) |
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Film | Fireworks Alphabet (First: Episode 1104) |
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Insert | Three of These Kids are jumping rope, but the fourth one is sitting down and reading a book. (First: Episode 0415) |
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Cartoon | A man shows the viewers his "YES" machine. (First: Episode 0822) |
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Film | A film shows parts of an elephant. Music: Joe Raposo (First: Episode 0034) |
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Muppets | In ancient times, Grover invents the wheel to help Biff move a stone up a hill. (First: Episode 0915) |
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SCENE 2 | Gordon and Susan come across Elmo in the yard, where he studies his cut outs of the letters "H" and "OP." The grown-ups demonstrate the sounds they make and put the word together to form "HOP." Elmo doesn't know what the word means, so Gordon starts hopping up and down on one foot. Big Bird happens by and asks what's going on. When Gordon and Susan try explaining, they see Elmo and the letters have vanished. Big Bird remarks, "Boy, Gordon, you sure have some imagination! And you talk about me and Mr. Snuffleupagus!" |
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Film | A boy compares the growth of the sunflowers to his own height. Music: Joe Raposo (First: Episode 0589) |
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Muppets | Muppet & Kid Moment — Bert & Ingrid count backwards from ten to one. (First: Episode 0527) |
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Film | Some clowns, more clowns (First: Episode 0563) |
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Muppets | Ernie talks about what happens next when he throws a rubber ball, a glass and a watermelon over the wall. When he throws the ball, it bounces. When he throws the glass, it breaks. When he throws the watermelon, Cookie Monster catches it in his mouth and thanks Ernie. (First: Episode 0148) |
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Cartoon | A photographer shows off his first picture of cows, his next picture of ducks, and his last picture of a pig. (First: Episode 1245) |
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SCENE 3 | Bob plays a game with the kids where they put three fake flowers growing in the right sequence. As the kids leave, Elmo comes over with a watering can, and mutters "water, water, water." Bob understands that Elmo wants to water the flowers, even though they're not real. Elmo pretends to water one flower, which somehow starts to grow, to Bob's astonishment. |
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Song | Joe Raposo sings "Eating" while animals eat. (First: Episode 0106) |
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Cast | Maria, dressed as conductor Hubert von Carryoff, instructs David, Luis and Gordon in a performance of "Concerto for Cigar Box, Washtub and Jug". David should play first, Luis should play next, and Gordon should play last. (First: Episode 1222) |
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Animation | Sand X/x (First: Episode 0638) |
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Muppets | Sherlock Hemlock sings "X Marks the Spot!" (First: Episode 0351) |
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Film | Kids go roller-skating in a playground as ragtime music plays. (First: Episode 1234) |
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Cartoon | Thelma Thumb: All the children's bicycles are stolen. Marcia asks Cyrus to watch her bike, but the thieves steal the bike and kidnap Cyrus. Thelma locates the thieves, locks them up in the garage, and calls the cops. Artist: John Korty (First: Episode 1311) |
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SCENE 4 | Telly feels hungry and orders a cheeseburger from Mr. Macintosh, who points out that he doesn't sell that kind of food. He offers various other fruits and vegetables, but Telly still feels like a cheeseburger. Mr. Mac relents and goes over to Hooper's, bringing back Mr. Hooper's already-made burger for Telly. He passes, suddenly remembering that he's having lunch with Big Bird soon and doesn't want to spoil his appetite. |
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Muppets | Super Grover: Grover Kent sees a lost little girl in trouble and tries to find a phone booth to change in, the same one she wants to use to call home. (First: Episode 0647) |
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Cartoon | Eight frogs Artist: Owe Gustafson (First: Episode 1506) |
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Film | Russian nesting dolls 1-10 (First: Episode 0540) |
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Cartoon | The Ringmaster showcases eight skating penguins. (First: Episode 1291) |
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Song | Joe Raposo sings "Look a Little Closer." (hand) (First: Episode 0147) |
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Film | The Alphabet Dancers make a letter X. (First: Episode 0456) |
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Cartoon | The letter X (First: Episode 0482) |
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SCENE 5 | Big Bird has two cards - one of the alphabet and one of the numbers 1-10. He asks the kids to underline today's sponsors on the cards as he announces them. |
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CLOSING SIGNS | David holds the Sesame Street sign, while Oscar holds the CTW sign. |
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