Episode 1670

	Sesame Street
Air date	April 2, 1982
Season	Season 13 (1981-1982)
Sponsors	P, S, 6
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Picture	Segment	Description
	SCENE 1	Big Bird and the kids pretend to be cowpokes riding around on their horses. Big Bird invites Bob to join them, but he's got other plans already. He meets up with Linda to help write a story for the Little Theatre of the Deaf. Bob proposes an ending involving the hero riding off into the sunset on their horse, which sucks him into Big Bird and the kids' game.
	Cartoon	A mouse tries looking for his pet, describing to his friend what they did yesterday. (First: Episode 0764)
	Muppets	Ernie & Bert — Bert notices that Ernie has a piece of string tied on his finger. Ernie says that the string tied on this finger helps to remind him that there's a piece of string tied on this finger. And so on. The string on the last finger is there to remind him that they're out of string. (First: Episode 0163)
	Film	African children play in a village, and in a modern playground. (First: Episode 0159)
	Cartoon	Picnic with P foods (carried away by ants) Artist: Cliff Roberts (First: Episode 0764)
	Muppets	An Anything Muppet girl tells two different monster marching bands to play the same song and march together. (First: Episode 1450)
	Celebrity	George Benson sings "The Alphabet Song." (First: Episode 1357)
	Cartoon	Pat the Pilot skywrites a letter P with her plane. Artist: John Korty (First: Episode 0478)
	Film	Footage of a Chinese noodle factory. (First: Episode 0984)
	Muppets	Sesame Street News Flash: Kermit goes to Peter Piper's Pickled Peppers Patch to interview Peter Piper, but he only gets to meet other members of his family, whose names all begin with a common letter. At the end, Peter Piper's cousin states that Peter Piper is in Portland pressing pants. (First: Episode 1342)
	Cartoon	Abierto: Ali Baba arrives a bit late and gets run over by the 40 thieves leaving. (First: Episode 0467)
	Film	The Steam Shovel (First: Episode 1144)
	SCENE 2	Susan overhears the grouchy way Oscar speaks to Grundgetta over the phone and can't believe the two are best friends. Oscar sings about how Grundgetta "Brings Out the Grouch in Me."
	Song	"Pinball Number Count" #6 (First: Episode 0983)
	Cast	Luis and Gordon have a hard time picking apples by themselves, but all it takes is cooperation. (First: Episode 1399)
	Animation	Seis flores (First: Episode 1591)
	Film	Prairie dog Music: Joe Raposo (First: Episode 0283)
	Cartoon	Six pigs Artist: Owe Gustafson (First: Episode 1472)
	Muppets	Gladys the Cow auditions for the role of a HEN after sounding out the word, but she's rejected.
	Cartoon	A bird lays ten eggs. (First: Episode 1576)
	Muppets	Gladys now sounds out the word BAT and tries flying, which also doesn't pass muster.
	Cartoon	S for sing (First: Episode 0824)
	Muppets	Gladys finally sounds out the word COW. She thinks she's a shoo-in for the part, which is instead given to a chicken.
	Cartoon	A voice asks a face if it's aware of the letter S, and it is revealed that the face belongs to a snake. Artists: The Hubleys (First: Episode 0278)
	SCENE 3	Big Bird has five cards printed with the numbers 1 through 5 on them. The kids take each card and find something that corresponds with the number on their card.
	Muppets	Muppet & Kid Moment — Cookie Monster and Genelle say the alphabet. (First: Episode 0320)
	Film	Old bottles are made into new bottles at a recycling plant. music: "Black Eyed Peas" by Graham Preskett (First: Episode 0917)
	Muppets	Ernie & Bert — Ernie's doctor comes over. Ernie keeps trying to tell the doctor why he called him, but the doctor is too occupied with checking on Ernie, hardly allowing him to get a word in edgewise. (First: Episode 0137)
	Film	A boy climbs up a tree to gather coconuts. (First: Episode 1125)
	Cartoon	What Do You Do With a Pet? (First: Episode 0465)
	Insert	Olivia, Maria and Oscar sing "This Hat." (First: Episode 1519)
	Cartoon	Donnie Budd counts six snails, six ships, and six whales. Artist: Bud Luckey (First: Episode 0324)
	Film	Six children go down a slide. (First: Episode 0600)
	Muppets	Muppet & Kid Moment — Ernie, Bert, and Shola demonstrate "big," "small," "smaller, and "smallest" with four balls. (First: Episode 0544)
	Film	Two kids visit the police department and watch a policeman prepare some horses for a parade happening in New York City. The kids even get to ride the horses and watch the parade. (First: Episode 1243)
	Cartoon	It's a circle! (First: Episode 0550)
	Cartoon	"Six Soccer Socks" Artist: Paul Fierlinger
	Transition	Bridge #14 - Hourglass Slow/Fill (First: Episode 0303)
	SCENE 4	The adults help teach Oscar the way to sign "goodbye," though he's disappointed that it's merely a standard wave.