Episode 1682

	Sesame Street
Air date	April 20, 1982
Season	Season 13 (1981-1982)
Production	January 18, 1982
Sponsors	V, W, 11

Picture	Segment	Description
	SCENE 1	Oscar has been sent Osvaldo's pet dog, Peligro, to give him some disobedience training. Maria isn't impressed by Peligro's lack of action as she's seen those tricks before, so Oscar reveals the newest trick - counting wrongly. Oscar asks Peligro to count to 3 and Peligro barks incessantly. He's been trained so well, Oscar can't get him to stop.
	Cartoon	What if an anteater had the features of a giraffe? Artist: Cliff Roberts (First: Episode 0422)
	Muppets	Bob asks a blank-faced Large Lavender Live Hand Anything Muppet how he feels. The Muppet answers, "I don't feel anything." Bob sticks a nose and angry eyes on the Muppet, who then starts to feel mad. He walks off in a huff, and we hear a crash off-screen. The Muppet comes back and ad-libs, "It's okay, Bob, I just dropped my watch!" (First: Episode 0491)
	Song	Joe Raposo sings "Touch and Feel." (First: Episode 0252)
	SCENE 2	Peligro continues to bark away, but Oscar has a solution - he turns on his record player even louder to drown out the noise. Peligro now stops, but Oscar enjoys the loud music.
	Muppets	Pageant: Flower — The Sesame Street Little Theater presents "A Flower Grows." (First: Episode 0578)
	Film	Kids narrate what a bald eagle sees when it flies over islands. Music: Joe Raposo (First: Episode 0424)
	Animation	Sand W/w (First: Episode 0641)
	Muppets	Muppet & Kid Moment — Grover, Kimberly, and Kermit demonstrate first and last. (First: Episode 1388)
	Cartoon	W - wallpaper (First: Episode 0291)
	SCENE 3	Olivia approaches Oscar with a set of "tragedy" and "comedy" masks. They launch into the "Great Mask Song," using the masks to help describe things that make each of them happy and sad.
	Cartoon	First, Middle, Last (men on horse) (First: Episode 0827)
	Muppets	Waiter Grover: First/Last — Mr. Johnson orders several items from Grover, asking for them to be served in a particular sequence. (First: Episode 1307)
	Film	"Flowers Everywhere" (First: Episode 0141)
	SCENE 4	Maria and David believe the other have easier jobs and decide to switch - Maria goes off to Hooper's Store, and David goes to the Fix-It Shop.
	SCENE 4 cont'd	David finds things in the Fix-It Shop to be nice and pleasant, putting on a relaxing radio station. Soon, his peace is broken when Gordon rushes in with an urgent need to have his clock fixed, and then Olivia needing her lamp repaired. Both fall apart in David's incapable hands.
	SCENE 4 cont'd	Meanwhile, Maria is flummoxed at Hooper's, taking very long to prepare Gordon and Big Bird's meals. When Olivia comes in and places a complicated order, Maria neglects to check the toaster, which begins to burn and short out. She leaves to bring it over to the Fix-It Shop.
	SCENE 4 cont'd	David is unable to do any repair work when Maria drops by. The two agree they are best suited for the jobs they've had all along.
	Film	Future careers: footage of a kid acting out a certain job, followed by an adult doing "the real thing." Includes a girl singing the "Sesame Street Theme" and another watching a sketch with Cookie Monster and Kermit the Frog. (First: Episode 0796)
	Muppets	Ernie and Bert: Ernie's Disguise Kit — Ernie tries to fool Bert with his many disguises. (First: Episode 1170)
	Cartoon	A poem about changing seasons. (First: Episode 0962)
	Muppets	The Count counts as Suzanne Farrell spins around. Monsters offer her some flowers, and the Count counts the bouquets.
	Cartoon	W is for Worm (First: Episode 0001)
	Film / Song	"At the Animal Doctor": Two boys take their dog to the vet (First: Episode 1016)
	Cartoon	"Wanda the Witch" Animation by Tee Collins (First: Episode 0001)
	Insert	Bob explains to some kids what it means to be deaf, using Linda as an example, and sings "If You Couldn't Hear." (First: Episode 1338)
	Cartoon	A hand draws a telephone booth. (First: Episode 0791)
	Muppets	Super Grover: Telephone Booth — Grover Kent needs a phone booth to change into Super Grover. (introduction edited) (First: Episode 0647)
	Cartoon	"It's a Lovely Eleven Morning" Artist: Bud Luckey (First: Episode 0362)
	Film	Kids compete in a speed skating competition. (version one) (First: Episode 0412)
	Cartoon	Henson: Eleven Cheer (First: Episode 0273)
	Film	A construction worker yells "Timber" and a tree falls to the ground, but then bounces back up! (First: Episode 0149)
	Muppets	Ernie and Bert: The Magic Chain — Ernie has a so-called "magic" chain which can form into any shape he wants, but Bert is dismissive of the chain's magic properties. (First: Episode 0617)
	Film	A construction worker yells "Timber" and a match slowly falls to the ground. (First: Episode 0149)
	SCENE 5	Gordon situates Big Bird in the basement of 123 Sesame Street so he can draw his "funnies" in peace. Soon after Gordon leaves, the lights go out. Big Bird tries his best to be brave, knowing the room is the same as it was in the light, and he finds explanations for the various, somewhat-eerie sounds he hears like the furnace or the water pipes. He almost gets worried when he hears a creaky sound, but realizes it's just the basement stairs when he steps on them. Gordon returns to fiddle with the fuse box, while Big Bird repeatedly tells him not to be afraid of the dark.
	Muppets	Herry Monster sings "Two Heads Are Better Than One." (First: Episode 1447)
	Cartoon	V in space (First: Episode 0481)
	Song	Joe Raposo sings "Kangaroo Blues." (First: Episode 0277)
	Cartoon	Consonant Sound: V, violin (First: Episode 1157)
	SCENE 6	Gordon manages to get the lights back on, while Big Bird tries to prove he wasn't afraid. Maria announces the sponsors.
	CLOSING SIGNS	Barkley holds the Sesame Street sign, while Luis holds the CTW sign.