| Sesame Street | |||||||
| Air date | March 22, 1983 | ||||||
| Season | Season 14 (1982-1983) | ||||||
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Celebrity | George Benson sings "The Greatest Love of All" (with Michael Masser on piano) to some children. (First: Episode 1309) |
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Cartoon | I Love You, in American Sign Language Artist: Steve Finkin (First: Episode 1170) |
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Muppets | Ernie and Bert: What's in Ernie's Clothes — Ernie is wearing winter gear, and asks Bert to guess what is in his gloves and hat. (First: Episode 1300) |
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Cartoon | A cartoon man (voiced by Bob Arbogast) is irritated to find that he has a succession of animal noses. (First: Episode 0769) |
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Cartoon | Kids count from 1 to 10, then 10 to 1, as the numbers are displayed over colored lights. (First: Episode 0931) |
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Cartoon | W For Wilbur (First: Episode 0366) |
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Muppets | Ernie and Bert: The Count Sleeps Over Part 1 — When the Count can't sleep, Ernie instructs him to try counting sheep. (First: Episode 0941) |
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Cartoon | W for witch Artist: Jeff Hale (First: Episode 1182) |
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Muppets | Ernie and Bert: The Count Sleeps Over Part 2 — The Count stayed up counting sheep all night, much to Ernie's dismay. (First: Episode 0941) |
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SCENE 1 | Gladys the Cow has set up a tourist information stand outside the Fix-It Shop, perfect for cows visiting the downtown Sesame Street area. Her stand has a "Se Habla Español" sign on it, so Maria tests Gladys' knowledge by speaking some Spanish. It is clear Gladys barely understands anything she's been told, however. A tourist cow (Brian Muehl) arrives, points at the sign, and starts mooing for information. Gladys moos back and claims that since "moo" is the same in English and Spanish, she's speaking "cow Spanish." |
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Cartoon | A white boy hangs out with his Latino friend. (First: Episode 1471) |
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Film | Children in a movie theater tell a man on the screen not to open a door that says "DANGER" on it. He opens it, and there's an explosion. (First: Episode 0526) |
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Cartoon | Boy and the UP balloons (First: Episode 0364) |
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Muppets | Bert sings the club song for The National Association of W Lovers. (First: Episode 0366) |
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Cartoon | Gloria talks about 'W' (First: Episode 0806) |
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Cast | Sleeper (David) tries to wake up in the morning. (First: Episode 1357) |
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Film | A gymnast demonstrates up and down. (First: Episode 0526) |
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Muppets | Two-Headed Monster: Bubbles — The monster blows bubbles. (First: Episode 1738) |
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Cartoon | Sign Sounds: MONEY (First: Episode 1185) |
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Muppets | Big Bird telephones Mr. Snuffleupagus from Chinatown and describes a dragon puppet right next to him. Snuffy chuckles at the idea and compliments Big Bird's imagination. "Et tu, Snuffy?," he moans. (First: Episode 1291) |
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Cartoon | The Typewriter: W, Wall (First: Episode 0790) |
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Song | Joe Raposo sings "I'm an Aardvark." (First: Episode 0425) |
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Cartoon | The secret drawing is a mailman. (First: Episode 0220) |
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Muppets | Telly Monster sounds out the word COLD and is struck with a snow storm. (First: Episode 1543) |
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Cartoon | Three men in a horse costume want three cups of coffee. (First: Episode 0473) |
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Muppets | Ernie and Bert: Jungle Search — Ernie and Bert go to the jungle to find Dr. Livingstone. (First: Episode 1736) |
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Cartoon | Sporty 3 demonstrates his agility in various sports. (First: Episode 1642) |
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SCENE 2 | Bob sings "Three of These Things" to the kids using pictures of clothing and a dog. |
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Cartoon | It's a whale Artist: Ishu Patel (First: Episode 1684) |
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Muppets | Biff asks Sully to recite the alphabet, but recites the whole thing without giving him a chance to speak. (First: Episode 0873) |
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Cartoon | Brand X (First: Episode 0299) |
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Muppets | The Martians examine a grandfather clock. (First: Episode 0407) |
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Cartoon | "Poverty X": A peanut-shaped figure lists the words that the letter "X" can be found in. (First: Episode 0006) |
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Film | Luis announces "And now, the octopus!" Music: "Pomp and Circumstance" (First: Episode 0291) |
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Cartoon | A pig sings "There Are Chickens in the Trees" until a rooster tells him that chickens don't live in trees. Artist: Jeff Hale (First: Episode 1394) |
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Muppets | Harvey Kneeslapper is looking down and saying "Three sticks!" A man asks "Three sticks where?" Then Harvey says "3 sticks right here!" and sticks a number 3 on the man's head. (First: Episode 0570) |
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Cartoon | Subtracting three mules (First: Episode 0767) |
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SCENE 3 | Luis introduces Maria and Angelina to his rocker friend Richie (Richard Hunt), who squirms about. It's not due to nervousness, but rather an itch - a small, bug-like creature that's bothering him all over his body. He and Luis sing a song about all the places on Richie's body the itch has bothered him on, with some assistance from the others in naming the parts. The itch eventually moves to Richie's back, a place even he can't reach, but his friends provide some assistance. |
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Song | Joe Raposo sings "There's a Bird On Me." (First: Episode 0416) |
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Cartoon | Three penguins dance. Artist: Owe Gustafson (First: Episode 1480) |
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Muppets | Sesame Street News Flash: Jack and the Beanstalk — Kermit encounters a giant at the top of the beanstalk. (First: Episode 1162) |
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Cartoon | A magician performs a trick that makes birds appear, and fish can be glimpsed between them. Artist: Vince Collins (First: Episode 1614) |
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Song | Joe Raposo sings "New Life." (First: Episode 0281) |
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SCENE 4 | Bob pushes the kids on the tire swing, then initiates a game of Simon Says. Luis announces the sponsors. |
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CLOSING SIGNS | Gordon poses with both signs. |
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