The Muppet Show | |
Guest | Zero Mostel |
Production | May 31 - June 2, 1977 |
Premiere | UK: March 5, 1978 NYC: December 12, 1977 |
Releases | Season Two |
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Statler and Waldorf decide to watch TV in their box, instead of watching the show.
Meanwhile, Kermit can't make payroll ($27.14), but Muppet Theatre owner J. P. Grosse says he'll give him the money if he puts "good old-fashioned entertainment" back in the show -- meaning lady wrestlers. Only one shows up, an old (but very tough) lady named Granny the Gouger. But when Miss Piggy refuses to wrestle her, Kermit is forced to step into the ring, disguised as "The Mysterious Ms. Mask." When Granny body slams him, however, an enraged Piggy knocks her out.
Amidst it all, Sam is trying harder than usual to make sure there's high cultural content on the show; only to watch a Chopin performance be ruined by the Electric Mayhem, deal with the lady wrestlers experiment and the mocking of the guest star behind his back.
Songs/Sketches[]
- Chopin's "Polonaise in A Flat"
- "What Do the Simple Folk Do?"
- At the Dance: Tennis Jokes
- UK Spot: Kermit and Sam in the prop room.
- Muppet Labs: Magnetic Carrots
- "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes"
- "Fears of Zero"
- Drum Solo
- Lady Wrestling
Notes[]
- The plot of this episode was originally written by Joseph A. Bailey as part of his audition script for The Muppet Show and was altered for the aired version. Originally, the cast were to go on strike until Kermit could pay them. Later, the "Lady Wrestlers" scene featured Miss Piggy in place of Granny the Gouger, wrestling as "The Princess."[1]
- This is the first of three consecutive episodes in which a different female performer auditioned. The performer in this episode was Richenda Carey, who performed the voice of the Queen (a full-bodied, female version of the Featherstone puppet). She did not, however, perform the puppet.
- Although J. P. Grosse plays an important role in the plot, he does not appear in this episode. Grosse makes his physical debut in episode 205.
- This is one of two cold opens that begin with Scooter outside of the Guest Star's Dressing Room. The other is episode 204.
- Zero Mostel died in September 1977, three months after he filmed this episode, and before it aired.
- Beaker makes his debut in the Muppet Labs sketch in this episode.
- During the UK Spot, Kermit mentions a sketch involving Zero and Fozzie acting out a pantomime as part of the show. Though photos show this could have been recorded for the show, no such sketch appears in the episode.
Episode[]
Picture | Description |
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Cold Open: Scooter gets no response from Zero Mostel when he knocks on his dressing room door, and so asks Fozzie Bear where he is. Fozzie answers, "He's in his dressing room eating." Zero finally calls out, "I'm not in my dressing room eating! I'm in my dressing room being eaten" as it shows him being attacked by Behemoth. | |
"The Muppet Show Theme": Gonzo's trumpet goes off like a firecracker. | |
Sam the Eagle can hardly contain his excitement when Kermit the Frog announces a concert pianist will perform the opening number. Unfortunately (for Sam), Fozzie stops by to tell Kermit of the pianist's cancellation. And so... | |
... Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem perform Chopin's "Polonaise in A Flat." | |
Waldorf plans to enjoy himself; he has brought along a television. As he and Statler do, they come across programming such as Beach Blanket Frankenstein and two ancient old guys sitting in a theater box watching television. | |
On the way backstage, Floyd Pepper stops to remind Kermit that today is pay day (despite the fact that it was pay day last year). Kermit checks the cash box, but its only contents are three moths and a washer. At the same time that Scooter overhears of Kermit's trouble, he receives a phone call from his uncle. Scooter tells his uncle of their money woes, who agrees to cover payroll, provided they add some good, old-fashioned entertainment into the show: Lady wrestlers. | |
Zero Mostel, dressed as King Henry VIII, sings "What Do the Simple Folk Do?" with his Queen. When the Queen suggests that "simple folk" sing to escape their blues, Zero bursts out singing Pagliacci. | |
Kermit tries calling for lady wrestlers, but is having difficulty finding any. When there is a knock on the door, Kermit is too busy with the phone to bother answering it, and so sends Animal to "get the door." He gets the door, all right. | |
At the Dance: The dancing partners offer several different tennis jokes, concluding with a "big racket" from Crazy Harry. | |
UK Spot: Kermit talks with Sam about the eagle's role on the show. Sam states that he is there to make sure the show is "morally upright and cultural and wholesome." Beautiful Day Monster informs Sam that he has his work cut out for him. Kermit then gives a run-down of the "cultural" offerings tonight's show has in store. This list includes, to Kermit's embarrassment, lady wrestlers. Sam is outraged, and claims that one day he will get his just desserts. Beautiful Day Monster is all too happy to oblige, hitting him in the face with a pie. | |
Muppet Labs: Dr. Bunsen Honeydew has invented magnetic carrots, perfect for storing on the ceiling of your refrigerator. The only issue being that magnetic carrots tend to attract steel rabbits. | |
Guest Star's Dressing Room: Sam the Eagle lectures Zero on dignity, while Zero mocks him behind his back. | |
Kermit gets around to speaking with an elderly woman. She turns out to be Granny the Gouger, a lady wrestler looking to audition. When Kermit laughs at this seemingly silly notion, she teaches the frog that it's not nice to make fun of Granny. | |
Zoot and Rowlf the Dog play "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes." Slowly, smoke begins to billow out of Zoot's saxophone until, by the end of the song, the room is filled with smoke. | |
Zero recites the poem "Fears of Zero," relating how he is able to conquer those fears. | |
The show is almost over, and Kermit is still looking for another lady wrestler. It is at this time that Miss Piggy enters. Kermit informs her of this "special" part. Naturally, Piggy is not thrilled about his suggestion. | |
Animal plays a solo, but his drum catches on fire before he can finish. | |
Lady Wrestling: Granny the Gouger takes on the Mysterious Ms. Mask! But when Granny knocks Ms. Mask out of the ring, an enraged Miss Piggy knocks her out. | |
By the closing, Zero has joined the ranks of the Muppet Monsters, but Sam will not stand for it. |
Cast[]
Muppets:
- Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Scooter, Rowlf the Dog, Statler and Waldorf, Sam the Eagle, Dr. Teeth, Floyd Pepper, Janice, Zoot, Animal, The Queen, Muppy, Whatnots, Svengali's Assistant, Granny the Gouger, Crazy Harry, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker, Behemoth, Beautiful Day Monster, Steel Rabbit, Timmy Monster, Mean Mama, Blue Frackle, Tennis Balls
Background Muppets:
Performers[]
- Jim Henson as Kermit the Frog, Rowlf, Dr. Teeth, Waldorf, Girl Dancer, and Tennis Balls
- Frank Oz as Miss Piggy, Sam the Eagle, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Svengali's Assistant and Whatnot Dancer
- Jerry Nelson as Granny the Gouger, Floyd Pepper, Crazy Harry, Behemoth, and Beautiful Day Monster
- Richard Hunt as Scooter, Statler, Janice, Beaker, Whatnot Dancers, and Blue Frackle
- Dave Goelz as Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Zoot, Muppy, Marvin, Whatnot Dancer, and Mean Mama
- Richenda Carey as the Queen (voice, uncredited)
Gallery[]
Sources[]
- ↑ Bailey, Joseph. Memoirs of a Muppets Writer, pages 11-12.
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