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| '''Fozzie''' || Mmm. Wait — Kermit! Not the cake that was here on the table? |
| '''Fozzie''' || Mmm. Wait — Kermit! Not the cake that was here on the table? |
Revision as of 16:31, 9 August 2017
Cold open
Theme
Kermit | It's The Muppet Show, with our very special guest star, Miss Jaye P. Morgan! |
The curtain opens, and the theme begins. | |
Waldorf | Let's get this turkey on the road! |
KABOOM! Crazy Harry blows Gonzo away. |
Opening number
Backstage
The Swedish Chef
Backstage
Gonzo's act
At the Dance
UK spot
Talk spot
"Big Noise from Winnetka"
Pigs in Space
Muppet newsflash
Backstage
Editorial
Backstage
The burglars pass Kermit, carrying Sam. | |
Sam the Eagle | Kermit! |
Kermit | Hey, you guys better return that eagle! In about 30 days... or more. |
Scooter | Hey, chief? |
Kermit | Hmm? |
Scooter | What's the closing number? |
Kermit | Oh, it's a song with Jaye P. Morgan. I think it's gonna be great. At least I hope so, because we've been a little rough on her. It's a perfect song for Jaye P., "That Old Black Magic". I only hope Jaye P. Will do it. |
J.P. Grosse | (pops up behind him) Uh, if the price is right, I'll do it! Always wanted to sing. |
Kermit | Hoo boy. Having two J.P.'s around is really rough. |
J.P. Grosse | Glad you recognize talent, kid. Maybe I'll let you keep the theater. |
Kermit | (stammers) |
J.P. Grosse | Now, let's talk about the singing contract. |
Kermit | Well — well — well, you see, J.P., I'd really love for you to sing and I'm sure you've got a swell singing voice … |
J.P. Grosse | Ha ha, yeah, well … |
Kermit | Hey, Scooter, go introduce Jaye P. Morgan while I handle this. |
Scooter | Yeah, good luck, silver tongue. Hoy! (walks onstage) |
Kermit | Uh, now, um... |
J.P. Grosse | All right, where do I sign? |
Kermit | Well, uh … hoo boy. |