Kermit
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(through intercom) OK, strike that set. Set up the next number.
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Miss Piggy
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Uh, Kermie.
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Kermit
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Hmm?
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Miss Piggy
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May I ask you, uh, what is this "Carbon Paper" number coming up next?
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Kermit
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Oh, oh yeah. That's the song that uh, Annie Sue is doing. Uh, you know, she's a girl singer.
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Miss Piggy
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(pause) Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. I see, I see.
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Kermit
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Yeah, yeah, but, but she's not at all like you, Miss Piggy.
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Miss Piggy
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Well, of course not, Kermie. You said she was a girl singer. I am a woman singer.
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Kermit
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Yeah, yeah. That is true.
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Miss Piggy
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So, uh, what is, uh... what is she, a chicken? A, what, a goat? She's not a frog, is she?
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Kermit
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Uh, no, no, she's a... well, she's a... she's a... a pig.
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Miss Piggy
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What?
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Kermit
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She's a pig.
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Miss Piggy
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ANOTHER GIRL PIG SINGER?!?
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Kermit
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Yeah, but uh, but you're a woman.
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Miss Piggy
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Forget that! Who cares?
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Kermit
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Yeah, but like, like I say, she's nothing like you. I mean, uh, she's, she's very young...
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Miss Piggy
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WHAT?!?
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She storms off. He follows her.
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Kermit
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She — she's just a kid. Uh, she's very inexperienced. Uh, she's just learning the business, Miss Piggy.
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Miss Piggy
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Mm-hmm. I have some things to do.
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She goes upstairs. Annie Sue enters, dressed for the next number.
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Annie Sue
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Hello, sir. Do I look all right?
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Kermit
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Oh, Annie Sue, you look wonderful.
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Annie Sue
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Oh, good.
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Kermit
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Oh, Miss Piggy! Miss Piggy?
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Miss Piggy
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What?
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Kermit
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Uh, would you like to say hello to Annie Sue?
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Miss Piggy
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Oh. Heh. Hello, Annabel.
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Annie Sue
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Miss Piggy! How do you do, ma'am?
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Miss Piggy
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Yes, if you'll both excuse me.
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She shuts the door of her dressing room.
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Kermit
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Yeah, she had some things to do.
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Loud crashes are heard from inside her dressing room, along with Piggy screaming.
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Kermit
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It sounds like she's doing them now. Uh, I think I better go introduce you.
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Annie Sue
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Oh, sure.
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The screaming continues.
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