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Announcer
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And now, PIGS… IN… SPACE! When we last saw the spaceship Swinetrek, Captain Link Hogthrob was suffering from a mysterious space disease.
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Dr. Julius Strangepork
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First Mate Piggy, help me move Link back to the electro cosmotron.
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Miss Piggy
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Yes! Yes!
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They grunt as they move him in his chair.
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Miss Piggy
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It's like King Kong.
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Dr. Julius Strangepork
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Easy, yeah, good, good. Whew!
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Miss Piggy
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Oh, doctor, does he stand a chance?
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Dr. Julius Strangepork
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Well, I hesitate to try this shock treatment. It's very dangerous, and it could kill him.
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Miss Piggy
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Oh! Is there no alternative?
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Dr. Julius Strangepork
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Well, you could give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
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A beat.
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Miss Piggy
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You connect the wires, I'll throw the switch.
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Dr. Julius Strangepork
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Mmm-hmm.
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Miss Piggy
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Ready?
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Dr. Julius Strangepork
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So... just... Now, all connected.
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Miss Piggy
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Three... two... one!
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She throws the switch. Link becomes transparent and wakes up.
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Miss Piggy
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Oh! Look, Dr. Strangepork, he's coming around.
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Dr. Julius Strangepork
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Yes, it worked! Uh, turn it off now, First Mate Piggy.
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Miss Piggy
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Yes. (she turns it off)
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Link Hogthrob
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Uh, Dr. Strangepork, what happened?
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Dr. Julius Strangepork
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(sheepish) Oh, uh, just temporary, Link. (to Piggy) I said turn it off!
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Miss Piggy
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I — I did!
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Dr. Julius Strangepork
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Uh-oh. Sorry, Link.
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Link Hogthrob
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But look at me. I'm just a shell of my former self.
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Miss Piggy
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But, uh... But, uh, uh... oh, you're much more interesting.
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Link Hogthrob
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Mmm?
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Dr. Julius Strangepork
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No, I think he looks weird.
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Miss Piggy
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Of course he looks weird. I'm just tying to make him feel better, dummo.
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Link Hogthrob
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Huh. Do you really think I look more interesting?
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Miss Piggy
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(baby talk) Yes, dear.
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Link Hogthrob
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Well, in that case, how about a little kissy-kissy?
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Miss Piggy
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What?!
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Link Hogthrob
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Hmm?
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He kisses her on the snout, and she also becomes transparent.
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Miss Piggy
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Look what you did! (gasps)
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Link Hogthrob
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Funny. I look more interesting, but you look weird.
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Dr. Julius Strangepork
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(snickers)
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Miss Piggy
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Oh, shut up, Strangepork!
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Dr. Julius Strangepork
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I'll do something to help as soon as I can shtop laughing. (laughs)
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Miss Piggy
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Oh, yeah? Well, shtop this! Hi-YAH!
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She karate-chops him, and he becomes transparent as well.
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Dr. Julius Strangepork
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Oh, no! Swinekopf! Look what you've done to me! Oh no!
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Link Hogthrob
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Dr. Strangepork! Oh no!
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Miss Piggy
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Something's happening to the spaceship!
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The ship's interior becomes transparent as the commotion ensues.
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Announcer
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Tune in next week, but I'm sure you'll be able to find something better to watch than PIGS… IN… SPACE!
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Waldorf
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Eh, what did you think of that?
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Statler
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Out of sight.
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Waldorf
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You mean you liked it?
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Statler
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No, it was out of sight. I had my eyes closed.
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They chuckle.
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