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Piggy wiggles a doll likeness of herself as the announcer narrates. Noticing she's on camera, she takes her position.
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Announcer
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Time once again for Veterinarian's Hospital, the continuing stooooory of a quack who's gone to the dogs.
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Miss Piggy
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Uh, uh, Dr. Bob, oh, you don't look well. Are you alright?
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Rowlf
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I'm still in shock from what happened to my last patient.
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Miss Piggy
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But you cured him.
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Rowlf
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You don't think that was a shock?
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They all laugh and grimace.
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Janice
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Well, here's the next one.
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Rowlf
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Shock or patient?
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Janice
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Both.
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They uncover Gonzo on the operating table and react in shock.
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Gonzo
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There's nothing wrong with me. I just came here for laughs.
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Rowlf
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(laughs)
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Janice
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Wowww…
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Miss Piggy
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Boy, are you in the wrong place. Hoo hoo hoo.
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Rowlf
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(laughs)
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Janice
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Fer sure.
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Gonzo
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As long as I'm here, I want to donate my body to science.
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Rowlf
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With your body, you should donate it to science fiction! (laughs with Piggy)
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Janice
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To donate your body, don't you have to be dead?
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Gonzo
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Who cares? I believe in reincarnation.
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Rowlf
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(with Piggy) Oohh.
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Miss Piggy
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Uh, what are you coming back as next time?
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Gonzo
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How should I know? I don't even know what I am this time.
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Janice
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Oh, rully.
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The scrubs laugh. They all look up when the announcer speaks.
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Announcer
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And so we come to the end of another Veterinarian's Hospital.
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Rowlf
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(to Gonzo) That's our announcer.
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Gonzo
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Hmm.
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Announcer
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Tune in next week, when you'll hear Nurse Piggy say …
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Miss Piggy
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Dr. Bob, are you going to operate?
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Rowlf
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Yes, I'm going to remove one of the patient's vital organs a great many times, whilst mentioning a Paul Simon song.
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Gonzo
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Terrific! What's it called?
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Rowlf
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"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Liver"!
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They all burst out laughing. Meanwhile, Statler sits alone in the theater box.
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Statler
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Brr! It's freezing in here! Hey Waldorf! When you come back, bring me my coat!
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Waldorf
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What?
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Statler
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Bring me my coat!
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Waldorf
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(grunts) C'mon, c'mon. (leads a goat into the box)
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Statler
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Your hearing aid's busted again.
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Waldorf
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What?
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Statler shrugs. Fade to the newsroom.
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Newsman
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Here is a Muppet newsflash. (runs to the desk) Police today announced a total amnesty on all overdue library books. Library fines will be forgiven on all overdue books returned to this station within the next three seconds. — Three seconds? That must be a misprint!
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A stack of books falls on him.
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