Ernie and Bert songs

Songs performed by Ernie and/or Bert.

Picture	Summary	Earliest Known Appearance	Description
	"Everybody Wash"	Episode 0001	Ernie leads the cast in Everybody Wash.
File:Song.rubberduckie.jpg	"Rubber Duckie"	Episode 0078	The original version of the song, as seen in one of the test pilots, had Ernie in a bathroom resembling his living room as he sang about his most prized possession, his Rubber Duckie.
	"If I Knew You Were Coming"	Episode 0165	Ernie whips up a cake for a very hungry Cookie Monster.
	"La, La, La"	Episode 0321	Bert and Ernie sing about words that begin with L. Ernie focuses on pretty words like laughter and lollipops; Bert wants to sing about lightbulbs and linoleum.
	"Dee, Dee, Dee"	Episode 0406	In this song, Ernie sings about "D words" as Cookie Monster holds up items representing the words.
	"Doin' The Pigeon"	Episode 0536	Bert, who demonstrates a dance inspired by his favorite animal.
File:Bae7.JPG	"Dance Myself to Sleep"	Episode 1707	Ernie sings about how he sometimes has trouble falling asleep, but when he does, he does a special dance to get to sleep. The musical number progresses and soon he is accompanied by some dancing sheep. All the while Bert is complaining and telling Ernie to go back to bed. By the end of the song, the sheep have taken Bert and his bed outside, and Ernie is snuggled down in bed. (YouTube)
	"Feeling Good/Feeling Bad"	Episode 1927	Ernie and Bert sing a "do-do-do" song about how they feel. In the first rendition, Ernie feels good and Bert feels bad, but in the second rendition it's the other way around. Then in the third rendition, they ask the kids at home how they feel.
	"D-U-C-K-I-E"	Episode 2059	In song, Ernie spells out each letter of the word "duckie."
	"That's What Friends Are For"	Episode 2073	Ernie sings to Bert about friends not minding their friends doing things, while Bert just wants to sleep. (YouTube)
	"I Wish I Had a Friend to Play With Me"	Episode 2122	Ernie and Rubber Duckie don't want to do the activity that Bert wants to do, so Bert sings a song about wanting to have a friend to play with him. After the song ends, Ernie tells Bert of a game that they can play together.
File:WBNH.JPG	"When Bert's Not Here"	Episode 2208	Ernie is tossing and turning in bed. Ernie sings to the viewers how he feels when Bert isn't here.
	"I Don't Want to Live on the Moon"	Episode 2243	Ernie sings about places that he'd like to visit, such as the moon and the sea.
	"Me and My Apple Tree"	Episode 2238	Ernie sings about his quiet place where he likes to be alone. He is joined by a squirrel, bird, cat, and Gladys the Cow.
File:Bae5.JPG	"But I Like You"	Episode 2367	Ernie asks Bert to name some things that he likes, leading to a song where they talk about what they like, and they say that they like each other even though they don't like all of the same things.
	"Up and Down Opera"	Episode 2478	Ernie and Placido Flamingo demonstrate up and down in an opera.
	"Plants Can Grow High"	Episode 2481	Farmer Ernie sings about plants that can grow high while some grow low.
	"Do De Rubber Duck"	Episode 2483	Ernie is joined by several Muppets in the bathtub for a special reggae dance.
	"Bert's Blanket"	Episode 2574	Ernie spends the night at The Count's castle (Didn't he learn anything from when the Count spent the night?) so Bert thinks that he finally gets to have a good night sleep, but a group of sheep come in and sing to Bert about where his blanket came from.
	"Keep the Park Clean for the Pigeons"	Episode 2727	Bert and friends promote cleaning the parks for the pigeons.
	"The Honker-Duckie-Dinger Jamboree"	Episode 2773	Ernie leads a jamboree joined by Honkers, his Rubber Duckie, and a Dinger. (YouTube)
	"Imagine That"	Episode 2882	Ernie sings about what he likes to imagine.
	"I Love To Sing"	Episode 2963	Ernie sings about the enjoyment of singing in his bathtub along with Olivia, Big Bird, and Oscar.
	"Have You Ever Looked at a Paper Clip?"	Episode 2986	A song about paper clips, sung by Bert.
	"Rubber Duckie"	Episode 3164	A remade version of "Rubber Duckie," in which Ernie is in a bathroom that consists of a blue background. The audio for this sketch is identical to the track on the first Sesame Street record.
	"Things That I Remember"	Episode 3656	Ernie and Bert recall the things that they remember, over a montage of classic Ernie and Bert clips.
	"Imagination"	Episode 3976	A remake of the earlier "Imagination" song with Ernie and Bert, with hardly any differences in the segments (the most significant differences being that Steve Whitmire performed Ernie, and Bert's pajamas are different).
	"Share"	Episode 3977	A remake of the orignal with Elmo instead of Cookie Monster.
	"Adding"	Episode 3982	Ernie, joined by Cookie Monster, Grover, and some animals, sing a song about adding (to the tune of "One and One Make Two").
	"Sing After Me"	Episode 3983	Elmo is Ernie's echo.
	I Like Laughing When I'm Happy Best of All	Episode 4072	Baby Natasha get's scared when Ernie laughs, so Ernie teaches Natasha the various types of feelings, and says that, out of all of the different feelings, he likes laughing when he's happy most of all.
	Sleep	Episode 4087	Ernie and Bert sing about how important it is to sleep.
	"Ding-Along Song"	Episode 4110	Ernie sings a "Ding-Along Song" with the Dingers, much to Bert's annoyance. (Frank Oz as Bert)
	"Pat Your Head and Rub Your Tummy"	Episode 4111	In song, Ernie tries to get Bert to learn how to pat his head and rub his tummy.
	"My Room"	Episode 4116	Ernie sings about all the things he can do in his room - which is also Bert's room.
	"I Don't Want to Live on the Moon"	Season 25 Episode 4117	Ernie and Aaron Neville sit on a park bench and sing the song. (Note: Jim Henson's original recording is mixed with Aaron Neville's singing.)
	"What's the Name of That Song?"	Episode 4118	A remake of the song with Ernie and Bert. (Steve Whitmire and Frank Oz)
	"Sing Song Play Along Game"	Episode 4131	Ernie, a Honker, Grover, Elmo and Bert dance to a "Sing Song Play Along Game" about doing things with your body.
	"Ernie's Toes"	Episode 4132	Ernie sings about how amazing his toes are. Bert is inspired by his own toes, but Ernie has gone to sleep. So he shares his new found fascination with Bernice on the windowsill. (Steve Whitmire and Frank Oz)
File:Eb-breakfast.jpg	"Breakfast at Night"	Episode 4133	Ernie sings a song with a singing banana, toast with eggs and a bowl of oatmeal about how good breakfast can be. By the end, Bert is hungry and ready for breakfast, but Ernie informs him that it's still in the middle of the night, and not time for breakfast. (Steve Whitmire and Frank Oz)
	Imagination Orignal Version	Template:Ebcite	Ernie has trouble sleeping because he is afraid that monsters might get him (not monsters like the ones he knows, but scary monsters who go "Wubba, wubba"). Bert gets Ernie to imagine things that he is not afraid of (Ernie is fond of balloons), and then they sing "Imagination." (YouTube)
	"One and One Make Two"	Template:Ebcite	Ernie and Bert sing about the number two.
	"Breakfast Time"	Template:Ebcite	Ernie and Cookie Monster sing about their favorite things to have for breakfast. Ernie likes to have orange juice and cereal, while Cookie Monster likes a soft boiled cookie, with a glass of cookie juice on the side.
	"Do You Like Me?"	Template:Ebcite	Ernie asks Bert, in song, if he likes him.
	"Put Down the Duckie"	Season 18	Hoots the Owl teaches Ernie that in order to play the saxophone well, he has to put his Rubber Duckie down.
	"Best Friend Blues"	Template:Ebcite	Ernie and Mr. Snuffleupagus, backed by Hoots the Owl on saxophone, sing about not being able to be with their respective best friends. By the end of the song, they agree on the solution of hanging out with each other.
	"I've Gotta Be Clean"	Template:Ebcite	Bert gets his chance to sing a song in the bathtub.
	"Stick Out Your Hand and Say Hello"	Template:Ebcite	Bert and Rick Moranis teach people on an airplane to introduce themselves. (YouTube)
	"Opposites"	Template:Ebcite	Ernie and Grover sing a duet about opposites; Grover is always the victim.
	"Naptime"	Template:Ebcite	Bert and Ernie sing a song about naptime. (While the audio is originally from the What Time Is It on Sesame Street? album, the song was made into an insert for the show in 1997 [cite], and appeared in the home video Quiet Time.)
	"Rubber Duckie"	Template:Ebcite	A newly-filmed version of Ernie's famous song, with the original audio recording used.
	"Loud and Soft"	Template:Ebcite	A remake of the Farley and Bert duet from Bert's Blockbusters, as performed by Bert and Ernie.
	"One of These Things"	Template:Ebcite	Cookie Monster, dressed as a chef, shows Ernie four types of food and asks him which one doesn't belong. When Ernie guesses the cookie, he is in for a surprise: everything else turns out to have a cookie hidden inside.
	"Don't Throw That Trash on the Ground"		Ernie and some Anything Muppets sing a song in the park about hanging onto your trash if you can't find a trash receptacle.

Sources

Ernie and Bert sketches

Cookie Monster sketches

Kermit the Frog sketches

Grover sketches

Herry Monster sketches

Count von Count sketches

Elmo sketches

Big Bird sketches