| Music by || Jule Styne
| Lyrics by || Stephen Sondheim
| Source || Gypsy
Sung by Pearl Bailey in The Muppet Show Episode 305, at the end of the Camelot number.
Sung by Liza Minnelli as the closing number in The Muppet Show Episode 414.
This song was spoofed as "Everything's Coming Up Noses" on Sesame Street.