The Divine Miss Piggy desk set

Hallmark released two sets of desk accessories known as The Divine Miss Piggy desk set. Both sets are decorated with photos of Miss Piggy, with humorous sayings.

1980 set

Address book
"All my ardent admirers"

Note card holder
"Love, Miss Piggy"

Organizer accordion file
"Even a Star Needs to Be Organized"

1981 set

Address book
"Always keep in touch with special friends... favorite frogs, and adoring fans!"

Desk pad
"The secret of success is simply being outrageously talented and incredibly pushy!"

Note card holder
"First things first... that means moi!"

Organizer box
"Once you get it all together, don't forget where you put it!"

Pen cup
"Rule #1: The Star is always right! Rule #2: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1!"

Writing ensemble
"Whatever you do, do it with a flourish!"