|Music by||Alan Menken|
|Lyrics by||Luis Santeiro|
|Publisher||Menken Music/Trunksong Music, Ltd./Easy Reader Music (BMI)/Sesame Street, Inc. (ASCAP)|
In a story told by Oscar the Grouch about the land of "Grouchelot," young monster Worry-a-lot (Telly Monster) wishes to be knight of the broken table. One of his many tests is administered by Princess Grungeviere, who sings various yucky phrases that Worry-a-lot must repeat back.