Music by Joe Raposo
Matt Robinson
Lyrics by Matt Robinson
Date 1971
Publisher Pickled Pigs Feet, Ltd.

"Halfies" is a Latin-flavored song sung by Roosevelt Franklin's friend, A. B. Cito. He sings about how you should always do "halfies" when you're eating with a friend, which means that you should share your lunches with each other, so both of you get to try a little bit of everything.