|Written by||Jeff Moss|
|Publisher||Festival Attractions Inc.|
They introduce themselves to Preston Rabbit, a new character on the street. Throughout the song, Preston is introduced to Big Bird, Bob, Mr. Handford, Linda, Gordon, Susan, Miles, Barkley, Elmo, Telly Monster, Ruby, Luis, Maria, Count von Count, Mike and Gina.
The song is a loose parody of "Iowa Stubborn" from The Music Man.