|Music by||Sam Pottle|
|Lyrics by||Tony Geiss|
|Publisher||Sesame Street Inc.|
"I'm Square" is a Sesame Street song sung by Bert, celebrating how different he is from others. He wants to show David and Maria the pigeon snapshots he's just had processed at the drugstore. Instead, the two brush him off and Maria calls his interests "square." This prompts Bert to sing the song. Mr. Macintosh also appears briefly to partake in Bert's card trick, which immediately puts him to sleep.
- The Gang's All Here! (1983)