|Music by||Jeff Moss|
|Lyrics by||Joey Mazzarino|
|Publisher|| Sesame Street Inc.|
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Discovering Captain Shnook and Mr. Shneeze aren't real pirates, Prairie Dawn sings them the song to show them how they can imagine they're pirates together. Captain Shnook joins in on the second verse. Shneeze leaves the scene after the song, feeling seasick.