|Written by||Dave Kinnoin|
In the song, Kermit tries to convince Clueless Morgan, Polly Lobster, and Mad Monty to become good rather than bad. His song doesn't convince them, but Kermit always has hope. They're joined by a Girl Pirate, some aboriginal Pigs, Old Tom, Mudwell the Mudbunny, a seagull, and Mr. Curly Twirly.
The song also appeared as a bonus feature on the Blu-ray release of Muppet Treasure Island. In this release, the introduction is cut, the sound effects and on-screen lyrics are removed, and one of the shots toward the end is replaced with an alternate take.