|Written by||Noël Coward|
|Source||London revue "Words and Music"|
|Publisher||Chappell and Co., Inc.|
The song gained some controversy when Noel Coward wrote lyrics for a homosexual male to sing in a 1932 Broadway revue, but it was never performed. The song has been recorded by Peter Sellers, Dinah Shore, and Cleo Laine.
- The Kermit and Piggy Story (1985)