Muppet Meeting Film: The Five Basic Rules of Selling

Muppet Meeting Films
Collection	Muppet Breaker Upper
Date	1979

As a narrator reads the rules, salesman Leo knocks on a door to find an unruly Quongo the Wild Mountain Gorilla answering.

The titular rules include:

1. Be persistent
2. Be polite
3. Put yourself in the customer's place
4. Know his needs
5. Go for the close

Cast

• Jim Henson as Leo
• Frank Oz as Quongo
• Jon Stone as the narrator

Notes

• The music button at the end of the short is lifted from Sesame Street.