The Muppet Parodies 1998 Calendar was third in a line of Muppet parody calendars in the late 1990s. Published by Day Dream Publishing, alternate covers were released featuring The Kerminator and Plump Fiction.
- Sept - Dec 1997: The Lunchbox of Notre Dame — Kermit as Quasimodo in The Hunchback of Notre Dame
- January: Rodent Without a Cause — Rizzo as James Dean in Rebel Without a Cause
- February: Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner at Tiffany's — Miss Piggy as Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany's
- March: The Sow of Music — Piggy as Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music
- April: Go Figure — Kermit as James Bond, with Gonzo as Oddjob and Miss Piggy as Jill Masterson in Goldfinger
- May: Scents and Sensitivity — Piggy and Spamela Hamderson as Emma Thompson and Kate Winslet in Sense and Sensibility
- June: Driving Me Crazy — Kermit and Piggy as Morgan Freeman and Jessica Tandy in Driving Miss Daisy
- July: Jurasick Pork — Kermit and Piggy in Jurassic Park
- August: Frumpy Old Men — Statler, Waldorf, Piggy and Spamela as Walter Matthau, Jack Lemmon, Sophia Loren, and Ann-Margret in Grumpier Old Men
- September: Raging Bullfrog — Kermit as Robert De Niro in Raging Bull
- October: Plump Fiction — Piggy as Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction
- November: The Kerminator — Kermit as Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Terminator
- December: Lawrence of Amphibia — Kermit as Peter O'Toole in Lawrence of Arabia
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