Hallmark produced a set of Muppet notepads in 1980, featuring Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy.
The Miss Piggy notepad has a photo of a very relaxed Miss Piggy at the top, with the title: "A Star's Life Is Never Her Own".
Under the title are two sets of checkboxes:
While I'm otherwise occupied:
- having my hair done
- seeing my agent, Bernie
- discussing the publication of my autobiography
- finding a great Chinese restaurant
Please:
- pick up the laundry
- take out the garbage
- note all important phone calls which I'm sure to receive
- other