|Written by||Michael and Patricia Silversher|
|Publisher||Mad Muppet Melodies|
"Nothing's Too Good for You" was sung by Rizzo the Rat, Yolanda Rat, and Montague to Fozzie Bear (as the emperor) in "The Emperor's New Clothes" segment of Muppet Classic Theater. The rats tell the emperor that nothing is too good for him while they attempt to scam him out of his money, in reality believing that nothing is too good for themselves. Three members of the royal court, who have fallen for the scam, join in as well.