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| Music by | Arthur Sullivan |
| Lyrics by | W.S. Gilbert |
| Date | 1879 |
| Source | The Pirates of Penzance |
Gilda Radner and a Seven-foot-tall Talking Carrot perform "Policeman's Song," also called "When a felon's not engaged in his employment," as part of a medley of songs from The Pirates of Penzance on episode 304 of The Muppet Show.