|Music by||Sam Pottle|
|Lyrics by||Emily Perl Kingsley|
He sings about all the things we would do if he became President of the United States, like having a bakery on every street where you'd stand in line and they'd hand out free cookies. He also says he would declare observances for National Cookie Day, National Brownie Day, National Cracker Day, and National Biscuit Day. He ends the song with a solicitation for his vote if you love cookies as he does.