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[[image:cusack.jpg|frame|Rachel Bitterman and Pepe.]]
 
   
'''Rachel Bitterman''' is the greedy new owner of [[Bitterman Bank and Development]], the bank she inherited from [[Mr. Bitterman]] (the nature of their tie is undisclosed).
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'''Rachel Bitterman''' (also known as "Miss Bitterman") is the greedy and bratty new owner of [[Bitterman Bank and Development]], the bank she inherited from [[Mr. Bitterman]]. (The nature of their relationship is undisclosed). She is the main antagonist of the 2002 TV-movie ''[[It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie]]''.
   
When first introduced in the movie, Rachel Bitterman comes off as a very sweet, even kind person. This changes, however, over the course of just a few sentences when her intentions to foreclose on [[the Muppet Theater]] are revealed. In this moment, we can see both her greed and deceptive nature coming through.
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When first introduced in the movie, Rachel Bitterman comes off as a sweet person. This changes, however, over the course of just a few sentences when her intentions to foreclose on [[The Muppet Theatre|The Muppet Theater]] are revealed to [[Kermit the Frog|Kermit]].
   
 
[[Pepe the King Prawn|Pepe]], intrigued with the idea of working for "monies instead of stardust", went to work for Miss Bitterman as an assistant so as to fulfill "[[Ricky Martin|Ricky Martin's]] dreams to salsa with Pepe... and she's hot!" She similarly dallies with one of her executives.
==Evil Plans==
 
[[Pepe the King Prawn]], intrigued with the idea of working for "monies instead of stardust", went to work for Rachel Bitterman as an assistant so as to fulfill "Ricky Martin's dreams to salsa with Pepe... and she's hot!"
 
   
Having received the only copy of the contract between the Muppets and Bitterman Bank from her new employee, Pepe, Rachel Bitterman began to formulate a plan that would allow her to take over the Muppet Theater and transform it into a "trendy new nightclub". She dubs it [[Club Dot]]. In [[the World in which Kermit was Never Born]], we get a look at what Rachel Bitterman's nightclub would look like if she succeeded in closing the Muppet Theater.
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Having received the only copy of the contract between the Muppets and [[Bitterman Bank and Development|Bitterman Bank]] from her new employee, Pepe and Miss Bitterman began to formulate a plan that would allow her to take over the Muppet Theater and transform it into a "trendy new nightclub", which she calls "[[Club Dot]]". In [[the World in which Kermit was Never Born]], Club Dot (and Rachel Bitterman's sway over others) is fully shown.
   
 
The plan was simple: She would change the contract so the money owed by the Muppets would be due at 6 P.M., Christmas Eve. However, the Muppets, unaware of this change, would think the money was not due until midnight of the same night, as it was originally agreed upon.
 
The plan was simple: She would change the contract so the money owed by the Muppets would be due at 6 P.M., Christmas Eve. However, the Muppets, unaware of this change, would think the money was not due until midnight of the same night, as it was originally agreed upon.
   
Although the Muppets caught on to the scheme, certain events took place that caused them to lose the theater to Bitterman. They regained the theater when Rachel Bitterman discovered the building was useless to her, for Pepe had redeemed himself by making the Muppet Theater a historical landmark.
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They regained the theater when Rachel Bitterman discovered the building was useless to her, for Pepe had redeemed himself by making the Muppet Theater a historical landmark. Embittered and defeated, Miss Bitterman storms out of the theater, whining and ranting against the Muppets.
 
==Overview==
 
It seems as though Rachel Bitterman was just a spoiled brat (and probably still is). Be it playing with her dolls around her scale model of Club Dot, or throwing a fit (and shoving [[Bobo]] around) when things don't go her way at the end.
 
 
==Hobbies==
 
Money.
 
 
Rachel Bitterman also seems to share [[Miss Piggy]]'s interest in Karate. In fact, they seemed to be somewhat evenly matched. Their bout is soon interrupted by a now-injured [[Kermit the Frog]]. She also takes interest in playing with her dolls in her scale of Club Dot
 
   
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
* Pepe's nicknames for the character include: "Bitter-Buns" and "Sexy Banker Lady".
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* Pepe's nicknames for Rachel Bitterman include "Bitter-Buns" and "Sexy Banker Lady".
* Bitterman Bank and Development's initials spell out BBAD.
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* Bitterman Bank and Development's initials spell out "BBAD".
   
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Latest revision as of 12:17, 23 September 2018

Cusack
PERFORMER Joan Cusack
DEBUT 2002

Rachel Bitterman (also known as "Miss Bitterman") is the greedy and bratty new owner of Bitterman Bank and Development, the bank she inherited from Mr. Bitterman. (The nature of their relationship is undisclosed). She is the main antagonist of the 2002 TV-movie It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie.

When first introduced in the movie, Rachel Bitterman comes off as a sweet person. This changes, however, over the course of just a few sentences when her intentions to foreclose on The Muppet Theater are revealed to Kermit.

Pepe, intrigued with the idea of working for "monies instead of stardust", went to work for Miss Bitterman as an assistant so as to fulfill "Ricky Martin's dreams to salsa with Pepe... and she's hot!" She similarly dallies with one of her executives.

Having received the only copy of the contract between the Muppets and Bitterman Bank from her new employee, Pepe and Miss Bitterman began to formulate a plan that would allow her to take over the Muppet Theater and transform it into a "trendy new nightclub", which she calls "Club Dot". In the World in which Kermit was Never Born, Club Dot (and Rachel Bitterman's sway over others) is fully shown.

The plan was simple: She would change the contract so the money owed by the Muppets would be due at 6 P.M., Christmas Eve. However, the Muppets, unaware of this change, would think the money was not due until midnight of the same night, as it was originally agreed upon.

They regained the theater when Rachel Bitterman discovered the building was useless to her, for Pepe had redeemed himself by making the Muppet Theater a historical landmark. Embittered and defeated, Miss Bitterman storms out of the theater, whining and ranting against the Muppets.

Trivia

  • Pepe's nicknames for Rachel Bitterman include "Bitter-Buns" and "Sexy Banker Lady".
  • Bitterman Bank and Development's initials spell out "BBAD".