Jack needs someone to go up the hill with him. He knows it is somebody whose name rhymes with "hill." He gets offers from Mervin, Francine, and Gladys the Cow, none of whom have names that rhyme with "hill." Jill tries to sneak past him but Jack sees her and remembers it is Jill whose name rhymes with "hill." She refuses, knowing that they always fall down the hill together, and Kermit tells Jack he has to settle for somebody whose name does not rhyme with "hill." Nobody will volunteer after hearing about the falling, and Jack ends up volunteering Kermit to assist him. True to expectations, they both fall after going up the hill.