|Written by||Jeff Moss|
|Publisher||Festival Attractions Inc.|
A mild-mannered teacher starts off the piece by listing the days of the week. He launches into a song naming each day. At first, he's joined by a Fat Blue hippie, but with each passing day, more and more monsters join the chorus (including Beautiful Day Monster, Proto-Grover, a female Billy, a bass-voiced Snork, Scudge, and Flute-Snatcher). The song gets more and more chaotic until the teacher silences everyone with a shout of "Attention!"