Written by Richard Chevat
Illustrator Joe Ewers
Published 1992
Publisher Grolier
ISBN 0717282872

Gonzo is way too excited about show-and-tell. Lost in a self-absorbed fugue state, he disrespects his grandmother, his aunt and his cousin, all before breakfast. He pushes past his friends onto the school bus, interrupts his teacher during class, and refuses to wait his turn. Before long, Gonzo is known around school as an ill-mannered pest.

That night, Gonzo dreams about his teacher stealing his crayons. Then his grandmother puts a rock in his bed.

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