Oscar is insistent on giving the film five "phooeys" before even seeing it, much to Telly's annoyance. They screen "The Seventh Seal," in which a Swedish man wearing a hooded cloak (resembling Death in the Bergman movie) waits on a beach for his seal, Sven. Six identical seals wander through, but the man can discern from their numbered signs that none of them are his. Just when the man loses hope of finding his seal, he is finally reunited with Sven (seal #7). Back in the theater, Oscar appreciates the moaning and groaning, but not the happy ending. The Seventh Seal himself appears to offer a rebuttal.
