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Anyone have any idea who wrote this song? A google search of "don't blame the dynamite" only brings up results on Muppet-related websites. -- Peter (talk) 14:19, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

It's likely that's not the title. I know we don't post lyrics here (and I don't listen to them), but I googled some of them and came up with nothing...
If you ain't been dancin lately
Don't blame your shoes
And if you ain't been happy lately
Don't put it on the blues
Don't blame the dynamite
if you can't light the fuse
There's a party all the time for (them what choose) (?)
The end is my romancin'
with football on TV
He ain't took me anywhere since 1963
Her hair is in the closet
Her teeth are on the shelf
(...) put the good parts in a bag
and go out by myself
If you ain't been dancin lately
Don't blame your shoes
And if you ain't been happy lately
Don't put it on the blues
Don't blame the dynamite
if you can't light the fuse
There's a party all the time for (them what choose) (?)
-- Scott (talk) 14:30, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
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